December 2001 posts
Questions/Comments about
"Restless" and (OT) "The Matrix" -- Calluna, 07:45:48 12/08/01
Sat
As I sat last night watching 5 hours of mind bending tv, I thought of a few questions:
1)Is it just me, but was the whole conversation that Willow and Tara had at the begining of Willow's
dream all about Dawn? They talked about how "Kitty Fantastico" didn't have a name, or
form yet, and how she was so young. Sounds like a foreshadowing of Dawn to me.
2)Did anyone really figure out the meaning of "730"? I hadn't found this board when all
that started. Is it a mystical number or does it refer back to the number on the Summers's home
"1630"?
3)Way off topic, as I watched "The Matrix" for the third time last night, I got to thinking.
Was Neo "The One" all along, or did he become "The One" the minute Trinity
told him about the Oracle's prophecy about her (Trinity) being in love with the man who would be
"The One"? Meaning, was Trinity the catalist all along? In my opinion, all the stuff Neo
did (before he got shot) that made it seem like he was the One, had more to do with the "There
is no Spoon" kid, than with him being the One. It was Trinity's love that made him the
One.
Sorry about the OT. Just had to get it out of my head :-)
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[> Re: Questions/Comments about "Restless" and (OT) "The Matrix" --
Dedalus, 09:46:22 12/08/01 Sat
1. Excellent thought about Dawn.
2. 7-3-0 first showed up in Faith's dream in Graduation Day. There are 365 days in a year, thus
whatever "little sis" coming was about would be resolved in exactly two years.
3. I personally kinda think Neo didn't become the One until the end there. I think it could have been
any of the earlier candidates. It just had to be someone who figured it all out first.
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[> Re: Questions/Comments about "Restless" and (OT) "The Matrix" -- Q,
12:14:36 12/08/01 Sat
Faith said "little miss muffet counting down from 7-3-0". This was in the season finale of
season 3. 2 years later, (or 730 days later, if the times line up right on tv),in the season 5 season
finale, Buffy died. Most people I talk to seem to think that THAT was what Faith was talking about.
I can't think of a bigger event to be prophecied about. But, maybe ME will come up with some even
cooler meaning down the road.
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[> Re: Questions/Comments about "Restless" and (OT) "The Matrix" --
Andy, 13:15:36 12/08/01 Sat
"2)Did anyone really figure out the meaning of "730"? I hadn't found this board
when all that started. Is it a mystical number or does it refer back to the number on the Summers's
home "1630"?"
A lot of people believed, and Joss confirmed this during the offseason in some interview I read, that
730 was the amount of days in 2 years, which was supposed to be the amount of time between
Graduation Day and The Gift.
"3)Way off topic, as I watched "The Matrix" for the third time last night, I got to
thinking. Was Neo "The One" all along, or did he become "The One" the
minute Trinity told him about the Oracle's prophecy about her (Trinity) being in love with the man
who would be "The One"? Meaning, was Trinity the catalist all along? In my opinion, all
the stuff Neo did (before he got shot) that made it seem like he was the One, had more to do with the
"There is no Spoon" kid, than with him being the One. It was Trinity's love that made
him the One."
I definitely think Trinity's action was the final step. One of the things I like most about The Matrix
is the ambiguity of whether Neo was the One or not. I think he only became the One because
everyone around him believed he could be (or did Morpheus only act like he believed, and was only
trying to convince Neo because he thought Neo had the potential? Hmmm... :)), and thus he believed
it and became it in the end. The story is very much about taking control of your environment. That
goes for Trinity as well as for Neo, I think.
And it's not totally off-topic, I think. The Matrix and Buffy share a lot in common in their
Campbellian structure, and Joss has said that "all movies should be The Matrix" :)
Andy
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[> Re: Questions/Comments about "Restless" and (OT) "The Matrix" --
Tellab, 18:50:09 12/08/01 Sat
I suppose it's also not stretching it to compare the roles of the characters Spike and Cypher. Both
miserable with their status, both white hats insiders. Spike wants the chip out, made the deal with
Adam; Cypher wants back in the matrix, made a deal with the agents. They both failed too.
Adam to Spike: You failed.
Agent regarding Cypher: Never send a human to do a machine's job.
Only Spike found a way around it by helping out the Scoobies in their incapacitated state, fresh from
the spell, while Cypher took advantage of the others' paralysis in the real world as they were ported
into the matrix.
Just my two cents.
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[> tnt just showed "the matrix" 3 nights in a row... -- anom, 21:14:09 12/09/01
Sun
...& I hadn't seen it before. Anyone else seen it since Superstar & pictured it w/Jonathan
Levinson as Neo? @>)
Cordelia Vs Buffy in a swordfight/martial arts -- patrick, 17:57:40 12/08/01 Sat
Who would win in a free for all fight between these two. Cordelia has been getting help from Angel in
sword techniques and maybe more so she might win but Buffy has the advantage with experience. If
its an anywhere fight buffy could flip around the room from bars and ropes and stuff while Corelia
ends up climbing with her hands and feet. Im still rooting for Cordelia
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[> Re: Cordelia Vs Buffy in a swordfight/martial arts -- Eric, 20:35:43 12/08/01 Sat
As the Slayer, Buffy is something of a martial arts prodigy. She had impressive skills before setting
foot in Sunnydale, trained extensively with Angel, and some with Riley and the Initiative. And then
there's that six plus years of actual down and dirty street fighting. Finally, she's imbued with
extraordinary strength and healing powers. Cordelia never seriously trained for fighting until she
got to LA and unless there's a serious plot twist I'm unaware of she has no powers. Do the math. In a
sarcasm fight, however, all bets are off.
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[> [> Re: Cordelia Vs Buffy in a swordfight/martial arts -- grifter, 04:03:16 12/10/01 Mon
Cordy actually seems to be quite powerful when having a vision (as seen in "that Vision
Thing" and "Offspring").
But since she can't do much when having those they're not very useful (yet).
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[> Re: Cordelia Vs Buffy in a swordfight/martial arts -- maddog, 09:41:35 12/12/01 Wed
With her slayer strength alone she could kick Cordy's ass...then you factor in that she's been training
longer and Cordy(though I love her) doesn't stand a chance.
Invisible Girl on Fox earlier tonight. Who watched it? -- Pat, 18:01:30 12/08/01 Sat
I watched the invisible girl episode on Buffy on Fox earlier tonight. Not bad since its old school Buffy
during high school. So the government come when a girl goes invisible? Why is there a classroom for
invisible people. They wouldnt be able to see each other in the first place and what happens if they
ganged up on one of the agents?
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[> Re: Invisible Girl on Fox earlier tonight. Who watched it? -- Cynthia, 18:15:54 12/08/01
Sat
I thought this was a wink and a nod to both the X-files (mysterious, covert, alien organizations) and
Men In Black (the "Have a good day" line sounds like something Tommy Lee's character
"J" would say).
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[> [> Re: Invisible Girl on Fox earlier tonight. Who watched it? -- Eric, 20:40:49 12/08/01
Sat
Didn't see it. It got so so reviews, but I liked it because it told a truth about high school. Kids DO go
invisible there. As for the X-Files wink and nod, it was pretty good. I'm sure "The Shop"
has IR camera's to track their student's progress.
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[> If noticed the book the Igirl was reading it was an assassin's how to. <nt> -- Jod, 01:51:19
12/09/01 Sun
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Season Three dialogue thingy (Anne, Dead Man's Party, Faith, Hope and Trick) --
LadyStarlight, 20:42:05 12/08/01 Sat
Spike turned from the bar, beer in hand. He took a step forward and watched with resignation as a
tall redhead backed into his drink.
She turned with a gasp. "Oh my God, I'm so sorry." She grabbed a handful of napkins
and dabbed at his beer soaked shirt. He gently pushed her hand aside.
"Don't worry about it, love. Happens all the time."
She gestured to the bartender. "Let me replace that for you."
She placed the bottle in his hand and smiled. "Hi, I'm Anne."
"Spike. Nice to meet you."
They drifted over to a deserted table and listened to the music for a minute.
"What do you think of the band?"
Spike looked up at the stage. "Dead Man's Party? They're all right, I guess. Rather see Green
Day or the Dingoes, though."
He drew closer to her and noticed the charms on her necklace. He slid his hand between the thin
chain and her skin.
"Interesting. An anchor, a heart and a cross." Gently flicking each charm, he said
"Faith, Hope and "
"Trick!"
"Ch--Trick? What?"
"You're not human! Damnit! I needed a human to work the spell." She pushed rudely
past him, once again spilling the beer all over him.
"Bloody women! Oi, waitress! Jack on the rocks."
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[> Re: Season Three dialogue thingy (Beauty and the Beasts, Homecoming, Band Candy) --
d'Herblay, 01:34:10 12/09/01 Sun
It was a quiet day in the Magic Box, so Anya and Xander just sat, staring into each others'
eyes.
"I love you," she said.
"I love you more," said he. "And I can imagine no possible impediments to our
marrying and spending the rest of our happy little lives together."
The door swung open. A cold breeze swept into the shop as an ominous shadow crossed the
floor.
"I'm home!" said Cordelia.
"Cordelia?" said Xander. "What are you doing here?"
"Daddy made a fortune shorting tech stocks on E-Trade in prison. He's rich again, and I'm here
to enjoy it."
"Shouldn't you be in L.A.? I thought you had a new life there. You know, there, as in far away
from here."
"Well, you know L.A. It was just beauty and the beasts. I was beauty, by the way."
Anya frowned. "I hate to interrupt this homecoming, but I have to tell you to keep your
spotlessly clean yet metaphorically dirty hands off of my Xander."
"Please. I'm a leading lady now. I spurn the advances of title characters. A nothing like Xander
would never catch my eye."
"Good. I am relieved to discover that you consider my fiance a 'nothing.'"
"An, let's not encourage her," said Xander. "Well, welcome back to Sunnydale,
Cordy. Just when I thought the town couldn't get any more evil, here you are."
Anya said, "I feel there's something I should be saying here, but it's like I can't remember the
words."
"So," said Cordelia, "now that I've grown as a character and can handle myself in a
fight, is there any evil a-brewin'? Some wrongs to right? Giant snakes to kill? Perhaps some
patriarchy to overthrow?"
Anya pointed to a copy of The International Sunnydale Herald Tribune. "According to what
I've been reading, the Mullahs banned Khandahar women from seeking education or medical help.
We could join in the mopping-up."
Emerging from her basement training room, Buffy mopped her perplexed forehead. "What was
that? Something about--"
"Don't even try that, Buffy," said Xander. "We're taking this very seriously. There
will be no quick short-cuts."
"Well," said Cordelia, "We'd better find something to do. Because other than my
newly regained wealth, there's not a lot in this town that interests me. It's like Peoria crossed with a
gulag. I swear, if you could bottle drab and can dystopia, this town might finally have some
industry."
"Gee. Cryptic much? Who turned you into a word-search?" asked Buffy.
"I think his name was Durbley . . . I didn't quite catch it."
Anya's face took on a sudden glow. "You could help plan our wedding. Xander wants to go with
a DJ, but I want a band. Can Deee-Lite make it, you think? Because I really think an early-nineties
one-hit wonder makes a fine addition to any wedding reception."
Buffy frowned. "Not quite fully human yet, are you?"
"But she's getting there, and I'm enjoying the process," said Xander. He kissed Anya
lightly on the cheek, then again, as she pulled him tightly toward her. Their lips met and she pushed
him back on the table, knocking over a discounted Globe of Tiresias. When Anya began flicking her
tongue into Xander's ear, Cordelia had to turn away.
"I always know that I can count on Sunnydale for truly disturbing imagery," she
said.
"I know," said Buffy. "They do this all the time. It really makes me miss heaven;
there are no public displays of affection in heaven. Well, a lot of hugging, and the occasional pat on
the back. But this is out of a demon dimension. The only thing worse I've seen was Giles making out
with my mother."
"Giles made out with your mother? When? Why?"
"It was when they were under the influence of the magical band candy . . . hey! I suddenly feel
a strange sense of closure!"
Cordelia looked sternly at Buffy. "I think it's cheating if you actually refer to the
episode."
"Well, who asked you? You're a terribly contrived cross-over character anyway. My work here
is done. I'm out of here."
(Next: "Revelations," "Lovers' Walk" and "The Wish.")
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[> [> Re: Season Three dialogue thingy (Revelations, Lovers' Walk, The Wish) -- Wisewoman,
12:11:11 12/09/01 Sun
Cordelia's nostrils flared, and her eyes narrowed dangerously as she watched Buffy stroll from the
shop, passing Giles on her way out.
"Good Lord! Cor..Cordelia! Well...um, how have you been?"
"How have I been??!! Don't give me that. You and Buffy's mom? Oh my God, that's so
gross!"
"I..um...sorry?" Giles began frantically cleaning his glasses in confusion and
embarrassment.
"Well, what other revelations have I missed while I was in LA?"
"Buffy died again," Xander offered.
"We're getting married," Anya chimed in.
"Dawn killed her, uh, her first vampire at Hallowe'en, on Lovers' Walk, in the park..."
Giles said.
"Okay, whoa!" Cordelia shouted. "Back up there, guys. Buffy died AGAIN? Then
who was that that just waltzed out of here?"
"Oh, we brought her back," said Anya, matter-of-factly. "Willow did a spell. I got
the Urn of Osiris on e-Bay..."
"Willow did a spell? Geez, when I left she couldn't even de-rat Amy..."
"Yes, well, as I've tried to tell them," said Giles, "the act of bringing Buffy back is
bound to have some truly horrendous repercussions..."
"Giles, don't go there, okay?" said Xander. "I know, I know, we shoulda told you
about it, but the wish to have Buffy back was just too strong...and Willow said she could do
it..."
"Yes, well...," Giles began.
"Wait a minute!" Cordelia glared at each of them in turn. "Who the hell is
Dawn?"
;o)
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[> [> [> Re: Season Three dialogue thingy (Amends, Gingerbread, Helpless) -- Isabel,
14:22:23 12/09/01 Sun
The Scooby Gang froze. She didn't know...
"Wh-what do you mean, 'Who the Hell is Dawn?'" Giles stammered.
Cordelia looked at them in disgust. "I've been in LA for two and a half years! Like any of you
called to keep me up to date with your friends or something." She sniffed, "Like I
care." Her face showing only cool disdain.
A customer moved towards the cash register with an item to purchase and Anya hurried over to take
his money before he could change his mind.
Xander looked at Giles. "Um, Cordy. Are you sure you don't remember..."
"Oh wait a minute!" Cordy interrupted "Dawn's Willow's lesbo-
girlfriend!"
"No!" Xander burst out horrified.
"I'd always wondered if Angel or Cordelia would know Dawn." Giles commented to
himself as he cleaned his glasses again.
Anya came back over after making the sale. "No, Willow's girlfriend's name is Tara. She's very
nice." Anya patted Xander's arm. "He's just upset because Dawn's Buffy's little sister and
he can't handle the idea of her having sex. Dawn that is, not Buffy." Anya gave a stern glance
at Xander who was still sputtering a little. "He still thinks too much about Buffy's sex
life."
Cordy rolled her eyes. "I remember, he used to do that when he dated me! It was such a turn
off."
"I caught him checking out her butt two days ago during training and we haven't had sex
since."
Xander, his face scarlet, tried to stop her. "Ahn, I didn't do anything wrong!
Really!"
"You apologized!"
"If I didn't apologize, you'd never stop being mad at me. What can I do to make
amends?"
"Stop checking out Buffy! I don't like it." Anya pouted. "But, we could do that thing
we did last month..."
Giles and Cordelia moved towards the research table to get away from the couple who had started
kissing in the middle of the sales floor.
"So Giles," Cordelia began, "Last time I checked Buffy was an only
child."
"It's complicated, Cordelia. It seems that last year, in the time of mystical convergence, to
prevent the hellbeast Glorificus from subsuming the essence of the Key, the Monks of..."
"Short version, Giles. I'm getting wrinkles just listening to you. Thank God I'm breaking
Wesley of that habit."
Giles glared at her. It occurred to him he hadn't missed her that much. "OK. Last year some
monks cast a spell turning the Key into Dawn, Buffy's 14 year old sister. We all got fake memories.
The end." That'll show her.
"What did they make her out of, gingerbread?"
"No, mystical energy from the dawn of time."
"Oh."
"She's a very sweet girl. She reminds me of Buffy when I first met her. Full of innocence with
just a touch of rule breaking." He grinned at Cordelia. "I love the helpless looks on
Buffy's face when Dawn breaks some of the same rules Buffy did." Of course, he didn't love it
when Buffy expected him to reprimand Dawn.
"That's nice." Cordy cut into his reverie. "Is April Fool's still in business? I want to
go in there and torment the manager a little before I leave town." Yes, she'd grown as a person,
but there are things that a girl's gotta do.
:)
Next up: The Zeppo, Bad Girls, and Consequences
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[> [> [> [> Re: Season Three dialogue thingy (The Zeppo. Bad Girls, Consequences) --
mundusmundi, 15:29:30 12/09/01 Sun
Spike could smell them coming a block away, even while taking a last drag on a cigarette and trying
to ignore the fact he hadn't bathed since the time Angelus pushed him overboard into the Sea of
Japan.
"Well, well, pet," he said, flicking the cigarette to a nearby tombstone. The cemetery
glowed in the pale moonlight. "Come back for some more vamp action, have we?"
Buffy stuck a finger down her throat, flashed Spike that look of pure disgust he knew all too well and
said "Don't be gross." Oh, yeah, he thought, she's turned on.
"And you've brought another little chickadee." Spike squinted in the dark at the tall
figure behind the Slayer. "Well, plenty of the Big Bad to share. And who might you
be?"
"You idiot," Cordelia said. "Me."
Suddenly Spike felt the compulsion for another cig. "Oh. Right. Sorry. Good to see you again.
Nice heels," he dissembled.
Cordelia stood beside Buffy and said, "I don't believe this. 'Miss It Girl' leaves town for a couple
years and suddenly she's yesterday's Glamour. Thank the Powers Angel still appreciates
me."
"Maybe we should take a picture of the two of us together, for your old Boy Toy," Spike
suggested. "Technically, I shouldn't show up on film, but somehow rules do get skirted around
here for the sake of convenience."
Cordy's hands were on her hips. "And now you're tombing up with his old lackey! What's next,
Oz boinking a she-wolf?"
"It-it-it's just a phase," Buffy said. "I mean me, not Oz. Spike, will you put away
the Zeppo and listen?"
He snapped the lighter shut. "It's a Zippo, luv. And who really wants to talk? Less quibble,
more nibble."
"Ewwww," Cordy said, and clutched her stomach. "And I used to think I was--
"
"You're both bad girls." Spike tried to put an arm around Buffy, only to get brushed back.
"You both taste the darkness. You love it. You breathe it. You live it every day. And you'll stop
at nothing until you--"
"Wow, Mr. Perceptive!" Cordy cut in. "Well, listen up, Fergie and Andrew. The only
reason I came back was to tell you I had a vision."
"A vision," Buffy said.
"Of the two of you. Doing that...voodoo that you do. Why do you think I'm carrying this
around?" Cordy opened a small traveler's bottle of Pepto Bismol and downed a shot.
"Don't you realize what you're doing? There are consequences to everything."
"Are you saying we're going to die?" Buffy asked. "Or maybe I get to stake him,
'cause that'd work."
Cordelia started to answer, but instead reached for her head. "Oh, shi-" she said, and fell
to the ground.
Next up: Doppelgangland, Enemies, Earshot.
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[> [> [> [> [> Re: Season Three dialogue thingy (Doppelgangland, Enemies, Earshot) -
- d'Herblay, 03:14:26 12/10/01 Mon
"Spike!" Buffy yelled. "Go get help! Go get Giles!"
cardinalcrimsonprimrosebloodshot eyes opening on a rain of frogs. The salamander cannot hear the
salamanderer. Sha'i-Pir. Humanbodies oozing dripping like ice creamcones bisected: parable, ellipsis,
hyperbole. Martial tunes are played with jovial glee; venereal disease rots the soldierboys. Sha'i-Pir.
Immanuel and ornithorhynchus echo through the warfields as mercurial passions awaken saturnine
morning. Sha'i-Pir. Lunaticlunatic but nothing for the sun? Nothing for the son?
Bloodshot eyes opened unto the sun. But while there was a man in the moon, what face had the sun?
Cordelia blinked, tried to focus. It was Buffy, staring down at her, illuminated in the harsh
incandescence of the headlights of Xander's car. Cordelia noted that Buffy had still not accepted her
shiny complexion when a spasm of pain drove the thought from her head.
"Are you all right?" asked Buffy. "What's your name?"
Xander loomed overhead. "What year is it?"
"Come on, pet, don't swallow your tongue . . . um . . . how many fingers am I holding
up?"
Anya, languid in the back seat of the car, perked up. "Ooh! I've got a question! In World War
Two, what was a G.I.'s shaving bag called?"
"Anya, I really don't think that's the sort of question you ask when you're assessing someone
after a seizure," Giles pointed out. "You might as well ask who acquired the friezes of the
Parthenon for the British Museum."
"Or what type of structure the pituitary and the adrenal are examples of," added Tara.
Noticing the looks the others gave her, she stammered, "I was pre-med before I got into
Wicca."
Grabbing Buffy's shoulder, Cordelia pulled herself upwards. "Who died and made you guys
Regis? Cordelia. 2001. None; that's a cigarette. Dopp. Elgan. Gland. Codeine."
"That's Elgin. Bloody colonials with your creative pronunciations. But, I suppose we'll accept it
under the circumstances."
Spike rested a hand lightly on Cordelia's shoulder. "I've got some codeine in my crypt, love.
Sometimes I get headaches too."
Buffy whacked him on the back. "You what?"
"Well, the town is running out of demons, and I need to stay trim. I don't kill anyone, just
break a few bones now and again."
"Boy," said Xander. "You can lead a vampire to chipsville, but you can't make him
not drink."
Buffy shot an evil look at Spike. "We'll discuss this later. Cordelia, can you move?"
"Not so well. It hurts when I stand up. Or when I sit down. And when I breathe or
think."
"Well," said Xander, "you should be okay then."
"Right, Mr. Three-years-out-of-high-school-and-I'm-still-hanging-with-my-loser-friends. I see
some new faces."
Tara extended a hand. "Willow's watching Dawn. I'm Tara. I'm Willow's girlfriend." She
pulled the hand back. "I understand you might have some issues with that. Well, I'm here, I'm
queer, and I hope that's all right."
"Whatever. You can rub my neck. That always helps after a vision."
As Tara positioned herself behind Cordelia, Giles leaned down. "That was a vision?
Fascinating. It appeared to take the form of a grand mal seizure. Or a class-six demonic
possession."
"Well, the Powers-That-Be don't tread lightly. You have soft hands."
"Thank you," Tara said. "I use a poultice of newt's liver and ginseng."
"Xander? Come rub my neck for a while. Anyway, the vision I got was a doozy. It said that the
Sha'i-Pir wars are imminent."
Buffy's forehead formed a furrow of perplexion. "The shipper wars? What are
those."
"The Sha'i-Pir wars," explained Giles, "are written of in the Codex of Adhem Ibn
Nizamuddin. They are the final event any seer has foreseen. A war of biblical proportions, they turn
healthy communities overnight into blood-soaked ground."
"Right," said Cordelia. "One day, everyone's, 'Oh! Good to see you. Hope you're
doing well.' And the next, there are crosses and stakes and entrails everywhere."
"But the Sha'i-Pir wars require the conjunction of two great enemies to be unleashed. And I
know of no such conjunction."
With a quick jerk of his head, Spike beckoned Buffy aside. "You know, if these wars the girl
talks about are imminent, perhaps we should go easy on things. Before we start having to make
some hard choices."
Buffy shook her head. "It's too early for that. Plus, Cordelia talking. This is the woman who
once swore that she knew Gwyneth Paltrow before the nose job."
Back by Xander's car, Willow and Dawn approached.
"Hey, guys, sorry we're late. I was showing Dawn how to turn a bus-full of innocent people into
salamanders for one's own enjoyment and we had some trouble turning them back. Surprisingly, I
have almost as much salamander-fear as I do frog-fear."
"Frog-fear is a ridiculous phobia," said Anya.
Dawn smiled broadly. "It was neat. I learned how to shape the universe to my will without a
twinge of compunction."
Giles flapped his hand at them. "Quiet. We're trying to decipher mystical prophecies here. Now
this conjoining, what could it be?"
"Well," said Cordelia, "Wesley suggested that certain forces of the universe could
not handle the idea of Buffy dancing the fang-dango with a second vampire. So when Spike and
Buffy had sex, all hell broke loose."
Dawn's eyes began to water. "What? Buffy had sex with Spike? After all that's happened? How
could she make such a stupid choice?" Tears now streaming down her cheeks, she ran to Buffy
and pounded her with both fists. "You're supposed to be keeping me safe and you're ignoring
me so you can do that?" She took off running.
Cordelia leaned over towards Giles. "Maybe we shouldn't have talked about this within earshot
of the fake girl."
"Dawn!" Buffy called. "Come back! I'll explain everything! At least stay off of
Elmwood Drive. There's a nest of Garivo demons I haven't cleaned out yet."
She returned to the group. "Well, there's an apocalypse on the horizon and Dawn needs
rescuing. We all know the drill. Let's saddle up."
Xander stood solidly still. "Actually, Dawn raises an interesting point. Namely, the point of
what the hell?"
(Next: Choices, The Prom, Graduation Day, Part One.)
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[> [> [> [> [> [> How do you do it, d'H? -- Wisewoman, 11:21:43 12/10/01 Mon
Is it the apparent total lack of sleep that leads to genius?
I am in awe (lol)!
;o)
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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> Whatever . . . -- d'Herblay, 12:55:09 12/10/01 Mon
C'mon, Dubdub. We've got "Choices," "The Prom," and "Graduation
Day, Part One" on deck. Get to it!
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[> [> [> [> [> [> Re: Season Three dialogue thingy (Choices, The Prom, Graduation
Day Part One) -- Wisewoman, 20:32:29 12/10/01 Mon
Buffy stared back at him, hands on hips. "Excuse me?"
"You slept with Spike?" Xander looked stunned.
"And your point is?"
"On the top of my head, obviously. How come I didn't know this?"
"That's not really the point, is it? And the point of all this getting-to-the-pointyness is, I've got
to go and save Dawn."
Anya managed to worm her way between the two antagonists, facing Xander. "Sweetie, what
are you trying to say? Do you think we should just let the little girl die? 'Cause I'll support you if
that's what you want. You're the man I'm going to marry!" She beamed up at him happily,
before pulling his head down for a very enthusiastic kiss.
"Okay, eeeewwww!" Cordelia was still shakily holding a hand to her head. The rolling of
her eyes seemed to be causing her more pain. "Just what has been going on here? I can't
believe how messed up you guys are. I can fix this. Buffy, you're supposed to be with
Angel..."
Spike jumped from his perch on the counter and strode toward Cordelia. "Look, just sod off,
okay? This isn't helping..."
Cordelia rounded on him. "And you, you are SO obviously meant to spend eternity with
Drusilla." She glanced around the room. "Xander and Willow are destined to end up
together..."
"What?" Tara yelped. "I...sorry, I just never th-thought..."
"Okay, so that leaves you at a loose end, Ms. Lesbo Fantastico, but I don't see any reason why
you wouldn't hit it off with the ex-Vengeance-Demon here. I mean, c'mon Anya, you must have a
thousand years' worth of reasons to swear off men forever, am I right?"
Anya looked thoughtful. "Now that you mention it..."
"Great. Okay, that leaves Giles and...me. Ooops! Can't have that. Giles, why don't you just go
back to England and look up that friend of yours, what was her name, Olivia? And I'm gonna head
back to LA and take up with Wesley where we left off years ago. I might even do some match-making
for Gunn and Fred."
"Hang on...I don't even know where Dru's got to." Spike's tone was verging on a whine.
"She could be dead and dusted, for all I know."
"Hey, SO not my problem. Go look up Harmony then...oh, I forgot, she left you too, didn't she,
Mr. I'm-so-Big-and-Bad?" Spike's snarl preceded the assumption of game face. Cordy took a
quick step back.
"Okay, okay, chill! Oh, I know...what about Junior!Buffy? You're both about the same age
mentally..."
Suddenly there was dead silence in the shop. No one spoke. No one moved. All eyes were trained on
Cordelia, who finally let out a nervous little laugh.
"What? Hey, it was just a suggestion..."
Buffy slowly moved toward Cordelia, her hands clenched at her sides. From nowhere, Giles leapt
between them, holding open a large and moldy book.
"I've found it...I...I think." He kept Buffy away from Cordelia with one hand, while
squinting at the ancient and all-but-indecipherable tome.
"The Sha'i-Pir wars, yes, it's here in the Codex, but it's difficult to...the conjunction appears to
be of two, well, two people, one 'not dead' and one 'not alive.' Huh. Odd way of putting it...in, in any
event, the joining of these two will divide the entire world. Some will revel in the...the...depravity of
their union, while others, um, become nauseated at the very thought. Well. There. You see? That's
obviously the answer. Spike is the 'not dead' individual and Buffy is the...Aaaiiiiyyyeeee!"
"See, Giles?" Buffy smiled sarcastically. "Definitely alive. Total aliveness here. Not
even a little bit 'not alive.'"
Giles rolled on the floor in agony, curled in a foetal position. "Uh...yes...," he managed to
gasp. "Sorry...wrong interpretation..."
Anya had slipped her arm through Tara's and rested her head on the taller woman's shoulder.
"Well, what are the other choices? I think it means Dawn. She's not really alive, is
she?"
"Right," Willow piped up from her perch on Xander's lap. "That's right, so, so it
probably means, if we keep Dawn and Spike apart..."
"Presto. No Sha'i-Pir wars," Xander finished triumphantly. He gazed lovingly at Willow
and whispered in her ear, "I can't believe you wouldn't let me take you to the
prom."
Cordelia had a look of smug satisfaction. "Looks to me like all of you are finally starting to
grow up. Buffy? You wanna head back to LA with me? I'm sure Angel's just dy...uh, he'll be really
happy to see you."
Buffy pouted. "I'm not sure. I don't really get this part. I mean, I got the whole, "Into
every generation," slayer part, and the "class protector at the prom" part and the
"Mayor turns into a giant snake on Graduation Day" part...one thing I always wanted to
know, though. How come people keep trying to push me back into the "hopelessly-in-love-with-
the-bad-hair-vamp part?"
No one replied.
Next up: Graduation Day Part Two, The Freshman, Living Conditions
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No one replied...until of course Anya replied, since Anya always replied after a time when nobody
else bothered to do the replying.
"So long as you mentioned the 'Mayor turns into a snake on Graduation Day' part...two things
I've always meant to ask you about that," Anya said to Buffy, as they walked home with the
others. "First, why did you leave Faith's knife on the balcony for anyone to find it, and second--
"
Giles interjected, "We can discuss hoary contrivances from past epis--er, past events of our
lives later. Right now, it's imperative that we find Dawn, contact Buffy's gadabout father, and send
her far away from Sunnydale before the prophecy of the Sha'i-Pir wars is fulfilled.
Agreed?"
"Agreed," all chimed in.
"Nobody lays a hand on the little bit," Spike growled.
The gang's progress came to an abrupt halt.
"What are you doing?" Buffy demanded.
It took a beat for Spike to realize. "Right. Sorry. Force of habit."
"You can't be anywhere near Dawn. Ever. Again. Shoo. Go home."
They watched him retreat. "All too relevant question. Why don't we send Spike away
instead?" Xander wondered.
Willow tapped Buffy on the shoulder. "You 'kay?" she whispered. "Still worried
about that thing you've become since I selfishly resurrected you from the dead?"
Buffy shook her head. "It's not that. I'm just trying to figure out why this always happens to
me. I-I-I mean, what kind of people would care about who I'm having sex with?"
***
Across the street, the van stalked the Scooby Gang, keeping a safe distance with its headlights
off.
"Dude, slow down," Warren ordered. "We can't let her seeing us."
At the wheel, Andrew chuckled. The new night vision goggles over his eyes, souped-up to broadcast
free cable porn, worked like a charm. "She won't be seeing us at all before long, not after we get
the--"
"Don't spoil it," Jonathan whined, and smacked Andrew's shoulder. He came from the
back of the van and motioned him to turn right. "You're always doing that. Like when we saw
Harry Potter, and I thought Quirrell was the good guy, and Snape the bad one."
"It's your own fault you haven't started the books," Warren said. "Been too busy
playing with your magic bone?"
They giggled. Andrew added, "Alan Rickman rocks my world."
The van turned on Elmwood Drive, where a nest of Garivo demons lay at the very end. "Do you
see her?" Warren asked.
Andrew adjusted the goggles, and the movie Cum-ing Home gave way to a night vision scanner.
Through the ultraviolet rays he detected Buffy's sister, Dawn.
"The freshman has left the kegger," he intoned. On Warren and Jonathan's quizzical
looks he added, "It's code. Hello?"
"Are you saying she's by herself?" Warren asked.
Andrew nodded. "The pigeon has left the roost."
Warren took the goggles and watched as Dawn kicked a mailbox with her foot. The SuperMic caught
a faint echo of "Ow...."
Removing the goggles, Warren said, "The pigeon is headed directly to the nest. Just as
planned. I know you're both aware that although I asked you to trust me, Phase 2 was a big bust,
what with that thing the Slayer has become and all. But trust me when I promise you that Phase 3
cannot fail!"
"Should we...you know...wait and watch? Make sure they don't hurt her," Jonathan
murmured.
"What for? We've got primo living conditions waiting for us back home." Warren and
Andrew switched seats and the former backed up the van. "The freeze gun, the gorilla thing.
And this morning, in the make-out room, Mom added a strobe light." He smiled.
"Oooh, bitchin'," Andrew and Jonathan said.
"To the bronze," Warren said, "for chips and chicks." And they left Dawn to
her fate.
Next: The Harsh Light of Day; Fear, Itself; Beer Bad.
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MrDave, 21:55:21 12/11/01 Tue
THE three would-be-supervillains parked their deathvan outside the Bronze and saundered in. The
high-school crowd eyed the obviously older trio a little oddly as they chose a dark and (relatively)
quiet corner to plan (and watch the young girls dancing).
Andrew started with "So how are we going to eliminate Buffy again anyway?"
Warren snickered..."I vote we wait until her boyfriend gives her a 'love bite' and then we drag
her into the harsh light of day"
Jonathan seemed a little dismayed at the suggestion.."No it'll be easier to divert her attention
elsewhere."
Jonathan pulled out his Palm and showed the others the presentaion he had prepared to outline his
plan.
"It's simple boys. We want to control Sunnydale, so we have to create a state of chaos. So first
we start with suffering. When the people Suffer, they begin to hate. THe hate is transferred to the
government, and the government begins to fear. Its the opposite of the Jedi..."
Warren cut him off "We got it...where do we start?"
Jonathan contined, "Well then, its simple. Fear, itself is our weapon. By..."
Andrew and Warren in unison, "Get ON with it!"
Jonathan: "Okay enough with the Mojo Jojo imitation. We create suffering through emotional
turmoil. The diamond we liberated is large enough to create a subsonic frequency that excites certain
neural clusters in the cereberal cortex to cause a low level headache. This in turn makes everyone
cranky..."
"Thats it?" blurted out Warren, "Thats the stupidest plan I ever heard!"
Andrew was quick to add, "I have to agree, it does seem a little half-baked."
Jonathan, backed up defensively, "Oh really? And you have a better plan?"
Warren snapped back, "What about the plan that we, " he gestured around the table at
the troika, " planned together weeks ago. The one we stole the diamond for in the FIRST place?
Phase One? Remember?"
Jonathan looked whipped, "But that plan invoves killing Buffy. This one just gets her out of
the way"
Andrew looked back at Warren, like an observer at a tennis match. Warren looked smug, "And
why not kill her?"
Jonathan backed down. This was not the time or the place. In fact there was one thing this was the
time and place for. "I need a beer. Bad."
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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Bravo, Mr. Dave...and Welcome! ;o) --
Wisewoman, 08:12:22 12/12/01 Wed
You're a brave man to step forward and involve yourself in this lunacy!
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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Re: Very good! -- mm, 13:07:34 12/12/01
Wed
Next up, somebody: Wild at Heart, The Initiative, Pangs.
Come on, you know you wanna.
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Popular request -- MrDave, 20:54:25 12/12/01 Wed
Dawn stomped down the street until she was sure Buffy couldn't see her any more...then she doubled
back towards the house. The Scoobies wouldn't look there for hours.
Pulling out the earplugs from her pocket she clicked play on her MP3 player and half skipped to the
tune Wild at Heart by Arora K. She dug this song especially the lyrics:
THIS ROAD TAKES US NOWHERE
I'M WATCHING YOU DISAPPEAR
THIS TIME MAYBE FOR REAL
SHOULD I FEAR?
TO FOLLOW THE NORTH STAR
WHILST THE FLOW OF LIFE YOU CAN'T HEAR
NOW LET'S GET SOMETHING CLEAR
YOU'RE WILD AT HEART, WILD AT HEART, WILD AT HEART
I'M TRYING TO IGNORE
TIPS OF THE SURROUNDING NIGHT
WHISPERING YOU CAN'T SURVIVE
Great stuff. As she hopped up the front porch steps to the chorus she reached for her keys, only to
find her pocket was empty. "Well this bites," she thought.
"Can't get in?" said a voice behind her.
Turning around, she saw a boy from her class. She thought his name might be Tommy.
"Um...I have a key here somewhere," said Dawn, "I just can't find it"
"Its okay, I can't get in either. Want to hang out?" he asked.
Since Dawn remembered him from class she decided it couldn't be all bad, "Sure"
Sitting on the front porch together, Tommy talked about how he couldn't get into his house and went
walking down the street looking for someone with a phone. "We have a phone inside,"
offered Dawn.
"Can I go inside and use it?"
Suddenly Dawn felt like the question was weird. A leading question. She remembered when her
initiative had allowed harmony into the house to attack Xander. "Well, I can't let you in...no
key."
"Well then, lets walk back into town. I can use a pay phone, and I am getting hunger
pangs." He stood up and started to walk, "Coming?"
Dawn stood, walked to right behind him and jabbed her pencil into his back.
"What the hell!" yelled Tommy, as he whipped around to grab the bloody pencil,
"What was that all about?"
Dawn was too embarassed to say anything. He wasn't a vampire, he was just a boy. She just cried
and ran around the back of the house. "Oh no, oh my...If Buffy finds out she'll be furious. And I
am SUCH a dork!"
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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> I've got dibs on the next one . . . --
d'Herblay, 06:32:21 12/13/01 Thu
. . . but it will be a while. The total lack of sleep is right now impeding so-called "genius."
931 words and still not quite there yet.
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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> May I suggest... -- WW, 11:22:51
12/13/01 Thu
We move this thread upwards on the board and retitle it "Season Four dialogue
thingy?"
;o)
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(Something Blue, Hush, Doomed, A New Man) -- d'Herblay, 13:25:09 12/13/01 Thu
Dawn half-skipped as they walked downtown. "So, Buffy's been ignoring me to sleep with
Spike, who I don't think she really loves, she's just using him. And Spike must be caught up in her
spell 'cause he's been ignoring me too, which is almost worse. And now they're listening to Cordelia,
who's never done nothing in her life but ignore me. She says the Monks didn't give her any
memories, but the entire time she lived in Sunnydale she was like 'What should I wear? Something
red or something green? Buffy has a sister? That's nice. Maybe something blue. I know! Something
short and tight and slutty!'"
Tommy touched his wounded shoulder.
"Oh my God, I'm sorry. Do you want to go to a hospital?"
"No, it's just a flesh wound. It's not like you drove that thing into my heart or
anything."
"I didn't? And I thought I was getting stronger. Anyway, and what is she saying she didn't
know Buffy died? Wasn't she paying any attention when Willow took the bus to L.A. and told her? I
heard that she had just gone through a big break-up, but still. I'm beginning to think that it's not
really Cordelia at all, just an incredible simulacrum. 'Simulacrum,' I like that word. Tara got me one
of those calendars."
Tommy stopped suddenly and turned towards her. "Hush a minute. I'd like to kiss
you."
"Well, ok, but there's something I have to know first." She reached towards his
neck.
"I shaved this week. Go on, feel how smooth my face is."
Her first two fingers found the groove on the side of his larynx. She closed her eyes so she could
concentrate on the sensation. Thump-thump. She smiled, and her fingers stayed on his neck as it
dipped towards her chin. She felt warmer, safer as he embraced her. Thumpity-thumpity as his lips
met hers and hers met his and she wasn't sure what to do with her tongue but then she knew and
tum-tum-tum-tum and it was the best feeling she ever knew.
And it was over. Dawn wiped her mouth with the back of her hand to hide her smile. "Arbor
Day. 'Simulacrum' was Arbor Day."
Tommy loosened his embrace. "So," he said, "want to go to the Bronze?"
"The Bronze? Nothing ever happens there."
***
Back in the corner, Warren was saying, "And now you've got a real bad beer. Was it worth the
wait?"
Jonathan looked into his mug. "I can't believe they wouldn't take my I.D. and I have to drink
this O'Douls crap."
"Well, did you really expect them to believe that you look like a Rodrigo Obregon?"
"We should add that to the master plan," said Andrew. "Step fourteen: better fake
I.D.s."
Jonathan pulled his head up and nodded towards the front. "Looks like there's
trouble."
Teenagers ran screaming from the front door as several large creatures entered the club. They were
six feet tall and nearly as broad in the shoulders, and their faces were nothing but clicking
mandibles and waving antennae and large, grayishly iridescent eyes, multifaceted like smoky jewels.
They dragged flat abdomens behind them as the steel-toed boots on their hind-most legs crossed the
floor. Two sets of arms emerged from the chain-mail coated thoraces. They carried spears and axes
with blades shaped like French curves. Their exoskeletons were ruddy and their eyes spoke of blood
and anger.
From the back doors emerged a cadre of blue-robed things. Thin and ethereal, they seemed well over
seven feet tall. The robes had no arms and touched the floor as they just glided along smoothly, no
rustling to betray the movement or even existence of legs. Their faces were blank, lost in mist except
for seven small reddish glints of light deep in the blackness. Occasionally a thin something would
flick out of one of their cowls, as if tasting the air.
Jonathan tightened his fist around the handle of the mug. "Guys, it looks like a lot of these
people are doomed. Think we should do something?"
Warren shrugged. "We're super-villains. We can talk to these people, er . . . these insects and, I
don't know, strange faceless hovercrafts. Andrew, you got any idea what these things
are?"
"No. I don't think they're human."
Warren slapped the back of Andrew's head. "Yeah, they're not human. Thanks a lot, Little
Stevie Hawking. As if Sunnydale was frequented by men wearing rubber suits."
Jonathan shrank back against the wall. "Whatever they are, they don't look friendly. I'd like to
reiterate the 'doomed' idea."
Across the room, a group of the armored ant-lions had surrounded a table. One of the teenagers in
the middle started to change. He sprouted another set of arms and his bones extruded themselves
and melted to coat the outside of his muscles. He had metamorphosed into one of the insectoid
demons.
"Dude," said Warren. "I think they're recruiting."
Next to the pool table one of the blue-robed things spoke to a Hemery High linebacker. "Pir
who do you believe pir is the Slayer's destiny?"
The football player looked at him blankly, all the time testing the weight of the cue in his hand.
"Slayer? What's a slayer?"
"A pir newbie! Newbies must pir die!" And a long tentacle wrapped itself around the
jock's neck. Before the football player could even try to use the cue as a weapon, he was pulled,
struggling, into the hood of the specter's robe.
"On the other hand," said Warren, "I could go with 'doomed.'"
One of the insects approached their table. The metallic clanging of its mandibles resolved itself into a
mechanically inflected English. "Who sha'i is the Slayer's one true love?"
A blue robe silently glided to join them. "With whom is it her pir destiny to be forever
entwined?"
Warren cocked his head. "Buffy? Well obviously, with me."
Jonathan said, "Or me."
"Spike."
Warren and Jonathan both turned to Andrew. "Dude," said Warren, "did someone
cast a spell and make you a chick? Spike? That soulless retro retread?"
"Well, he's got that coat, and cool hair and that accent."
Warren shook his head. "No, the only person for Buffy is me. Or maybe that Faith chick she
used to hang around with."
As the insect regarded him with interest, Andrew continued, "Plus, we're both thin blond guys,
so I can identify with him. And sure he doesn't have a soul, but he has a chip and his love for Buffy
puts him on the road to redemption. Sha'i."
Warren reached across the table. "Dude! Do not do a Goldblum on me!"
But it was too late; the metamorphosis had begun. Andrew started to grow taller and broader.
"And he is redeemable sha'i. Somewhere within him is William the poet. He's the most
romantic sha'i figure in Sunnydale." The second pair of arms had emerged, and Andrew was
forced forward as his abdomen grew long behind his legs. The other insect handed him an axe.
"And sha'i they have great sha'i chemistry."
"Whatever, dude. I'm saying Buffy and Jessica Alba. Theirs is a true and forbidden love."
Warren looked sullenly at his formerly human friend.
The blue robed specter spoke up. "Pir that is so not cool."
"Huh?"
The first insect waggled his antennae. "Sapphic love is a sha'i beautiful expression of love and
intimacy between two people. It does not sha'i exist for your casual enjoyment."
"Whatever. Now Buffy and Denise Richards, that would be a beautiful expression. I don't
understand why she always has to be with the vampires. Is it something with the oral
fixation?"
Jonathan looked over to him. "You weren't around while Angel was still in Sunnydale. You
never really saw the two of them together. They had a perfect story, heartbreaking in its tragic
dimensions. Living just for each other but doomed to be kept apart."
"Dude, will you stop saying 'doomed'? We got it already."
"Will you stop saying 'dude'?" retorted Jonathan.
"The truth, dude? You suck. Heartbreaking tragedy my ass. If he cared so much about Buffy,
why'd he leave? What Buffy needs is a night with one of the girls from Dream. Not the one who can
actually sing, but any of the others. Or all three of them. Either way, I'm happy."
"Buffy and Angel. You just felt for those two. The vampire with a soul and the woman he loved
but couldn't touch. Spike is nothing but sex and witty banter. There's nothing real there. Pir. Oh,
God."
Jonathan's lips started to extend and protrude into tentative tentacles as his face pockmarked itself,
growing new eye sockets. His hands and legs just started to fade, becoming one with the air
around.
"Cowl this pir!" yelled the specter.
A blue robe was thrown over Jonathan before his torso had evaporated completely, before it was
revealed what new structures had grown within him.
Warren backed against the wall. He grabbed Jonathan's mug and began to brandish it. He
punctuated his sentences with dramatic waves as he said, "Either way, she's loving a vampire.
And what's the point of that? She's just going to get old and sooner or later they're going to get evil.
Now, you want to know who Buffy should be with? That chick from Cruel Intentions."
"Selma Blair?" asked the now ethereal Jonathan.
"Reese Wither-sha'i-spoon?" asked the first insect.
"No, the other one. Sarah Michelle something. Gellar, that's it. Buffy. Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Me in my easy chair with a bowl of popcorn watching some hot lesbian action. And for those keeping
score at home, that's 'lesbian' spelled with a z. Can I hear an amen?"
Andrew swung the axe through Warren's waist, bisecting him as Jonathan pulled his upper body
into the dark recesses of his robe. Warren's hips and legs fell useless to the Bronze floor.
"Tasty," said Jonathan.
Andrew waggled an antenna. "I feel sha'i like a new man."
Before he had finished the thought he was pushed forward into the table. Pretzels flew as the other
insect started forward and was met with Andrew's axe between his eyes. Jonathan threw out a
tentacle which just provided something for him to be pulled forward by. He collapsed and was kicked
in the region of the robe where his solar plexus might have been. The first specter glided silently
away in retreat.
"You look like a new bug. Consider me your windshield," said Buffy.
(Next: "The I in Team"; "Goodbye Iowa"; "This Year's Girl.")
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-- mm, 15:21:07 12/13/01 Thu
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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Re: THREAD MOVED -- MrDave,
17:35:59 12/13/01 Thu
It is called "Dialogue Thingy" above
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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Absolutely fabulous, dH -- I'm dyin'
here! NT -- squireboy, 14:27:11 12/14/01 Fri
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[> [> [> [> [> [> *damn*, d'Herb! -- anom, 21:36:46 12/10/01 Mon
That was so good I forgot to look for the episode titles & had to go back!
Not to slight Marie, whose way of working "DoppelgŠngland" into the dialog was
smoother....
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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> Thanks! -- d'Herblay, 00:47:19 12/11/01 Tue
To tell the truth, in almost every single one of these so far, I've gotten so caught up in the scene that
by the time I've finished it, I had to go back to the top to remind myself of what episodes to look for.
And then, especially if the title doesn't stand out to me, if it's, say, "Enemies" rather than
"Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered," I have to go back and do it again. I really should
use the Highlight option in my Google taskbar.
I, too, admire the way Marie handled Doppelgangland. Much smoother than mine. I mean,
"Elgan"? Pulleeeze! But I have to admit that I'm having fun with the contrivance of the
whole form (which has contributed to the contrivance of the plot). In each of the two scenes I've done,
I have made one of the titles harder for the characters to speak than it really needs to be. I make
them do the work; I'm having fun.
So, anom, are you ready to take a shot at it yourself?
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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> who, me? um, no, but... -- anom, 21:07:32 12/11/01
Tue
...I do have an idea for a cartoon that maybe Liq could draw (not my area of talent)? Might even go in
the journal! Don't want to give it away beforehand--assuming it hasn't been done long before I ever
discovered this board. Whaddya say, Liq? It involves Spike....
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[> [> [> [> [> [> Ok, you genuises keep dialoguing and I'll just hang back &
illustrate the comic -- Liq, 00:03:42 12/11/01 Tue
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[> [> [> [> [> Doppelgangland / Enemies / Earshot -- Marie, 03:55:29 12/10/01
Mon
"Ahhh!" Clutching her head, Cordelia curled into the foetal position, and all Spike and
Buffy could hear were mumbled groans. They bent over her.
"What's up with her? Spike asked, as he crouched at Cordelia's side.
"It's oo, nooo, it's a doppelgang-"
"Land sakes, can't make out a bleedin' word. C'mon, love, gerra grip!"
"It isn't her fault, Spike. Angel says-"
"Angel says! Angel says? You just had to bring him into it, didn't ya? Bleedin' poof! What the
hell does Angel say, eh?"
"Oh, for God's sake, don't start, okay! Every time!"
"Hey... HEY!" Cordelia sat up and glared them, her face pale. "Have you two
forgotten something? Vision Girl here! Headaches! People in trouble! Enemies to fight!"
Two blonde heads turned. "Oh. Yeah. Er, sorry, Cordy. Um... what did you see?" Buffy
stretched out an arm and hoisted the other girl to her feet.
"Yeah... you were, er, mumblin' somthin' about an 'Itsoo'. What is it, a demon?"
"No, not an Itsoo, peabrain, "it's you". I saw you. You were shooting people in a
park... only it wasn't you..."
"Huh? You saw Spike? Shooting people? Human people? Not biting them? But it wasn't
him?" Buffy stared at Cordelia, then turned her gaze on Spike, who scowled at her.
"Hey! Don't look at me like that! I didn't do it!"
"But you're going to!"
"No!" Cordelia rolled her eyes. "I'm going back to LA, I swear! I didn't get this
much grief from Harm! It wasn't Spike, it was some kind of doppelgranger."
Spike looked at her. "Doppelgranger? D'you mean Doppelganger?"
"That's what I said!"
"You saw a doppelganger of me, shooting people!"
"Aaarrgh! YES!" Cordelia yelled, exasperated. "I saw people lying, dead, wounded,
and one guy with his ear shot off. And can I just add - yuck!"
Buffy gawped at them. "You're telling us that there's another Spike in Sunnydale? And he's
killing people?"
"How many times?" Cordy replied. "YES!"
Spike smirked. "Well, cool!"
(Next: Choices / The Prom / Graduation Day (twice!))
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[> [> [> [> [> [> And may I add - Ooops! -- Marie, 03:57:29 12/10/01 Mon
Sorry, dH - we crossed!
Marie
Can you be 'turned' by magic or a demon (non-vamp) - (Spoilers for S6/Willow) --
CaptainPugwash, 03:49:35 12/09/01 Sun
Just some thoughts on Willow...
There is clearly difference between Season 5 & Season 6 Willow (duh!). In Season 5 (and 4),
magic was just another weapon in the SG's arsenal. It was never used selfishly too; all of Willow's
spells were needed to protect the SG (and specifically Dawn) and the dangers/risks were seen as
acceptable. Ok, so Willow acted irresponsibly when she attacked Glory (revealing Dawn's identity)
when Tara was attacked, but this was no different from Giles going on the rampage (and nearly
getting himself killed) when Angelus murdered Jenny (sob!).
I think most of the SG have gone on wreckless personal vengeance trips at some point; they are
merely human after all...
The parallel between Glory's violation of Tara's mind and Willow's violation of Tara's mind is a
brilliant one. It shows how Willow's use of magic has gone from being mostly selfless to almost
exclusively selfish.
Ok, that's the obvious stuff stated!
What I am trying to work out right now is where Willow will go next. I think the Evil/Dark Willow
that most people are expecting seems less and less likely with each new ep. Willow definitely has an
aggressive side (anger with Giles/Tara) which is truly frightening given her power, but I just don't
think Willow is 'evil'.
She may be selfish, irresponsible, immature, and many other undesirable things, but I don't think
she is 'evil'. Her intentions regarding magic in Season 6 are either good or amoral, but not 'evil'. Amy
& Willow were 'playing' with magic at the Bronze (like children); there was no malice or sadistic
intent in those spells.
I am aware of the difference between intent and effect. Paedophiles act with good intentions; many of
them see no harm in what they are doing (this has to be taught - its why they are so dangerous).
However, no-one would seriously argue that the sexual abuse of children was not an evil. Many of
Willow's (S6) spells are evil (or just downright dangerous); the good intent behind them does not
change that. However, the difference between 'the evil of Willow' and 'Evil Willow' is crucial.
I can't see Willow becoming 'Evil Willow' unless she is somehow 'turned' of violently possessed; the
idea of Willow being 'seduced by the Dark Side' seems rather implausible after 'Wrecked'.
Thankfully, Willow is still capable of feeling guilt & loss and being 'pulled up' by the
consequences of her magic (pulling Buffy out of heaven, losing Tara, getting slapped by Dawn!). The
time to start worrying will be when Willow shows no signs of regret or thinks she has nothing left to
lose.
Because of that stupid spoiler about 'Buffy asking Willow to leave the Summers house', I always
believed this would happen. Fortunately, Willow has asked for help and is getting it (instead of being
shunned by Buffy). And someone (Buffy) has finally told her that can still be someone without magic,
and that Tara still loves her.
So, the 'Willow being expelled from the SG and becoming Big-Bad-Super-Witch' scenario is dead... for
now...
Furthermore, 'Wrecked' showed (to me anyway) that Willow wasn't in love with power or inherently
evil. In her mind, she use magic to be 'someone' instead of 'super-someone'. Her sense of self-esteem
(amongst other things) is warped; she defines equality as being 'super-someone', but being better
than other people is not her *intent*.
*The conclusion of this is that I just can't see Willow choosing evil; it is something that will take her
over*
Some people have drawn a parallel between Willow & Anakin Skywalker. A possible storyline
for Willow is that she will 'become' 'Evil Willow' and need to be 'saved' by Buffy. Ok, this is hardly
original but Joss may put someone interesting twist on it. Anyway, if Willow doesn't choose evil then
evil will be thrust upon her! Any ideas on what form this might take? The Anakin parallel is
interesting because I'm not sure whether he chose to become Darth or was taken over...
Anyway, time to finish - there is a point in this post somewhere. I think its this:
If we assume that Willow does turn into 'Evil Willow' at some point, how will this happen?
Will Willow choose evil, or will Willow be turned against Willow's will? If the latter, will Willow's will
be unwillingly willed away gradually (i.e. she gets 'infected' with evil), or will Willow's will be
subdued in an instant.
Does this have anything to do with the 'nature of evil'?
Repeat 50 times until crazy.
Which muppet decided to call her 'Willow' anyway?
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[> Re: Can you be 'turned' by magic or a demon - intent vs effect? -- Maxell, 07:40:36 12/09/01
Sun
The distinction that you make between "evil intent" and "evil effect" is
absolutely fascinating. As you point out even someone without evil intent can be horrifyingly evil in
their effect. The question I have is are there any people in the real world who truly act out of an evil
intent? That is act out of an intent to do harm, but not to gain anything from it. Even the most
extremely evil people you can think of acted out of selfishness or a delusional belief that they are
acting out of Justice.
But the Buffyverse is not the real world and is therefore replete with demons and monsters that
truly are evil, that want nothing more than to kill, maim and destroy, to cause suffering and even to
bring about the end of the world. Could Willow become one of these? I think that the only way
Willow could become this kind of evil is like you suggest, to be "turned", possessed or
infected in someway. In this case Willow would not truly be responsible for her actions and could be
"cured" by Buffy and the S.G. to lead to a happy ending – how boring.
Wouldn’t it be more interesting to see Willow choose her "evil" out of a more human
motivation? She could find the "pain" of withdrawal from magic to strong and "fall
of the wagon" and start casting devastating spells , with or without the help of Rack or Amy.
She could see Buffy facing some challenge and her "vanity" would make her try to
become a hero herself "a big gun" even though it is not necessary. Willow could have a
full out battle with Buffy out of "envy" as she feels herself becoming once again relegated
to the role of "sidekick". The possibilities are endless. If Willow does "go over to the
dark side" by choice, she would be fully responsible for her actions. Could she then be
redeemed and rejoin the S.G and what place would she have there?
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[> [> Re: Can you be 'turned' by magic or a demon - intent vs effect? -- yabyumpan, 14:43:21
12/09/01 Sun
I think this has been brought up before but could Willow have been "infected" by her
contact with Glory and if this was the case, what about Tara. Tara seems to have come out of having
her mind/spirit/soul (not sure which or maybe all)sucked out of her remarkably unscathed, some part
of her at least was actually "in" Glory, I would have thought there would be some after
effect to this but she's just gone back to being her own sweet self. any thoughts...
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[> [> Are we prepared to see one of the SG damned? -- CaptainPugwash, 05:36:54 12/10/01
Mon
A storyline that involved Willow consciously choosing evil would be very brave, but I'm not sure if
the writers are willing to let one of the SG go beyond redemption.
I know that redemption is a central theme in BtVS, but only a few select characters are allowed that
luxury. The majority of 'bad' characters are beyond redemption. Spike was chipped, Angelus was
souled, and Darla became pregnant, but most vampires & demons aren't given the opportunity
to change sides. The Mayor's descent into evil was a one-way trip, but Faith was spared despite
comitting cold-blooded murder (the professor).
So, I guess a truly evil Willow would be pretty hard to accept. I can still remember how distraught
the rest of the SG were when they thought Willow had been vamped. Are we really prepared to see
Willow go the way of all Big Bads?
It would be interesting for Xander too. Xander has always been the most morally absolute of the SG;
he never forgave Angel for what Angelus did, and he puts down Spike whenever he can ('Spike sing a
song?'). He doesn't seem to be too bothered about being engaged to an ex-demon, but how would he
react if Willow became truly evil? Would he write her off in the same way that he wrote off Angel
& Spike? Will the conflict between Xander's absolutist beliefs and relavistic actions (especially
*that* spell) become important?
Thoughts?
Btw, does anyone else know of another character (in BtVS [AtS has lots]) that was offered a chance
to dedeem his/herself despite having 'no excuse' for becoming evil. Faith is the only one that I can
think of.
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[> [> [> Re: Are we prepared to see one of the SG damned? -- Stranger, 08:01:40 12/10/01
Mon
But I think that the ones you're refering to, Angel, Spike, Darla and Faith, they are here to show
that however "bad" you become, you can always come back. You can always stop it and
choose to act "good" again. It may not mean redemption. (it probably doesn't, at least yet,
for Spike) but it's more important : if there were a point where you can't come back, then, why bother
? This is freedom of will.
So i think that even for Willow, and i don't know wether she gonna be really a bad character or not, if
she becomes really dark and all, if she doesn't ultimely do something to stop herself, it would be her
own choice. It's possible they go that way, it would be a real dark storyline, but it would be an
interresting storyline.
One of my favorite villain decided to destroy the world because he couldn't bare to have it witness his
rejection from the woman he loved. Willow could reach that point of hubris where she prefers to be a
powerful witch rather that poor old geeky Willow, even if that means being evil... and lonely. And
even that villain wasn't unredemable in the end of that book ;)
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[> [> Re: Can you be 'turned' by magic or a demon - intent vs effect? -- MrDave, 18:13:49
12/10/01 Mon
Kierkegaard would argue that Willow's actions cannot be judged on their consequences, but only for
the intent in which they were perpetrated. She can be found guilty of selfishness, greed (for love) and
envy, but her actions aren't the kind that could be called evil by any stretch of the imagination.
One of the beauties of a show like BtVS is that it exposes us to unequivocal evils and then contrasts
them against all human shortcomings, disappointments and heartaches and dares us to call them
evil. Evil is the willful intent to cause harm, not a byproduct of human failure, or weakness.
Our society can justify that a mass murderer isn't responsible for his crimes because he cannot
distinguish between right or wrong, but can we be as forthcoming about a person who, once offered
an 'out' from the selfish path, chooses to delve into it deeper.
Willow (like the addict she has been made to typify) can always been forgiven (its a cycle: creation,
sin, judgement, redemption {repeat}) as long as she never forgets her friends who love her and accept
her, and continually seeks to repent (whats a lapse into hellspawn among friends?)
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[> [> [> PureEvil vs. RealEvil -- Simon A., 07:36:36 12/14/01 Fri
"One of the beauties of a show like BtVS is that it exposes us to unequivocal evils and then
contrasts them against all human shortcomings, disappointments and heartaches and dares us to
call them evil. Evil is the willful intent to cause harm, not a byproduct of human failure, or
weakness. "
I would argue that one of the weaknesses of th show is the mixture of PureEvil(PE) and
RealEvil(RE). PE is a common conceit which makes for story lines based on the morally simplistic
logic Evil=Bad => KillingEvil=Good. RE is the more complex morality of the real world. The
September 11 attacks are an example of RE. None of us CARE what the motives were. Of course, I
received many dirty looks at work when I pointed out that we (the Allies) killed ten times as many
innocents in the firebombing of Dresdin.
The most chilling account of the Holocaust the I have read was "Ordinary Men" By
Christopher R. Browning. It is the story of a reserve "OrderPolice" unit who's job it was
to round up and sometimes kill Jews in Poland. The first few times, there was lots of anguish, pain
and some refusals on the part of the police. After awhile, it became merely an unpleasent task. And
yet, Germany didn't have some special source of monsters. Most of the people in the unit had spent
their childhoods in pre-Natzi-controlled Germany. Acts that were uncontestably evil were done by
the "Ordinary Men" of the title, who had families, children, were nice to dogs etc. This is
the complexity of RealEvil.
The Angel/Angelus story arc and the continued staking of vampires and anything else on the
"wandering monster tables" are examples of plots based on the simplicity of PureEvil.
Willow's addiction to magic and the initiative's creation of Adam are examples of stories based more
on the RealEvil that men do.
The problem is that these concepts are not very compatible. The existance of PE in WhedonWorld
tends to trivialize RE, while the complexities of RE calls into question the simplisticness of PE. It is
difficult to reconcile the instant evil of Uncursed Angelus (or for that matter, any new vampire on
the show), with the gradual creeping humanity of Spike. My fundamental problem with spike is that
at first he seemed to be PureEvil, and now his character seems to merely RealEvil. (Mostly just
BadBoy by now) For me, the contrast is jarring. Is evil an integer or a real number? Can one go from
RealEvil to PureEvil and back? Are they even related? If we look at spike they seem to be, and yet if
we look and Angel from the first two seasons, maybe not.
If vampires and demons can simply be chipped or cursed into humanity, is it moral to slay them?
Should Buffy be the one crushed by feelings of guilt? If we are to look at the morality of the actions of
the Initiative and Willow, we MUST look at the morality of slaying. This is something that the show
has made only passing reference to. One of the best examples was rerun on F/X recently, where Riely
stakes a vampire who he picked up in a bar and allowed to bite him. This was written to be
disturbing. And yet, the show (as opposed to this forum) has spent relativly little time questioning
this.
Most of us would agree that Buffy is a soldier, not a policeman, and be inclined to grant her the
lattitude that we grant soldiers, the authority to Kill/Slay anyone wearing the wrong uniform/face,
however we put many other limits on soldiers: Who=enemy, Where=Another Country;
When=Wartime. PureEvil is a neccesary component of the Whedonverse, otherwise the SGs are
merely a deathsquad comitting ethnic clensing. Of course, this would be an interesting, but not
something that most viewers are really ready for.
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[> [> [> [> Poor Sandy ! I was outraged ! That's when i really hated Riley for the first
time -- Stranger, 13:04:20 12/14/01 Fri
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[> [> [> [> [> Morality of Slaying Sandy -- Simon A., 15:49:20 12/14/01 Fri
But was that different than what the Slayer does every night? In Angel (which I confess I don't
watch regularly)the writers have examined the morality of "Kill all deamonkind", but
they have only touched on it(and not, I think with Buffy) in BtVS.
I am reminded of a friend's observation that Star Trek (TNG) only makes sense once you realize that
the Federation is evil. I don't agree, but if you start watching with that in mind, it is interesting. It is
also interesting to look at Buffy in a similar light. If PureEvil doesn't exist, then what do you say
about people who slay based on peoples physical appearance? Granted, It appears that a higher
percentage of deamonkind are commiting evil acts, but you still can't set yourself up as judge, jury,
and exicutionor based on somebody's PROPENSITY to commit crimes. Perhaps it only seems like
deamonkind commit more crimes because those are the ones that you see. Perhaps those with a
propensity for evil are drawn to the hellmouth. Perhaps there is a night creature intafadah going on.
Vamps attacking the slayer might be likened to rock-throwing youths. The SGs become some sort of
KKK or South American Deathsquad committing extralegal slaying based on perceived danger.
There seems to be a gradual break between early seasons and more recent seasons in whether
Vampires are PureEvil or merely RealEvil. Some of this is Spike driven, and some is driven by a
search for more complex, RealEvil driven story lines. I suspect that If the writers could unwrite
several elements from the first two seasons that they would. Or possibly, some of this could be seen
as a maturing of Buffy herself? Perhaps as she grows, and is less and less informed by the beliefs of
the Watchers Council she more able to see moral shades of grey?
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[> [> [> [> [> [> Backstabbing. It's not only about who you kill, it's also about how.
-- Stranger, 18:15:54 12/14/01 Fri
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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> I'll buy that. He "violated the enemy's trust." --
Simon A., 04:33:25 12/15/01 Sat
It would be analogous to a soldier putting on red cross insignia, or pretending to surrender, and
walking up to an enemy position and opening fire. Implicit in this is the idea that vampires are
deserving of some kind of fair dealing, like enemy soldiers. You never cut roaches or rats an even
break. What would Buffy do if a vampire tried to surrender? Especially one that she didn't know had
killed anyone?
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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Re: I'll buy that. He "violated the enemy's
trust." -- Stranger, 05:31:31 12/15/01 Sat
Pangs was the episode about Slayer vs Vampire as a war metaphora. We have Spike asking for a
truce, and the scoobies accepting because of the menace the Initiative represented, plus the whole
discourse of Spike about : "You exterminated his race. What could you possibly say that would
make him feel better? It's kill or be killed here. Take your bloody pick." vs. Willow's side.
I do think the only time when Buffy killed demons and vampires that weren't a direct threat to
humans was in Into the Wood. Not a very easily interpretable scene, either.
There seems to be some kind of rules in this "slaying war". For exemple, Buffy wouldn't
attack the demons in Willy's bar.
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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Re: I'll buy that. He "violated the enemy's
trust." -- Simon A., 18:55:40 12/15/01 Sat
"I do think the only time when Buffy killed demons and vampires that weren't a direct threat
to humans was in Into the Wood. Not a very easily interpretable scene, either."- Stranger
I happen to believe that she was reasonably well justified in slaying them. They had at least
threatened to kill her first. The question is whether she was really justified in going after them in
the first place. Regardless, how many times has she killed vamps as they first came up out of the
ground, before they even had the chance to say "I think I fancy a spot of pigs
blood"?
"For exemple, Buffy wouldn't attack the demons in Willy's bar." - Stranger
Wouldn't or merely hasn't? I'm not sure.
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[> Re: Can you be 'turned' by magic or a demon (non-vamp) - (Spoilers for S6/Willow) -- maddog,
09:34:32 12/11/01 Tue
While people may have been calling her "evil Willow", I think that was more of a term
used to differentiate her from the normal Willow...I doubt anyone really thinks she's a bad person
overall. There may not have been any malice behind what Willow and Amy were doing at the
Bronze, but there was a power issue going on there...they manipulated people like they were
puppets...still not the best way of handling their skills. Wait...her spells this season were
"evil"? I wouldn't go that far. Her spells have been misguided, no doubt...but I wouldn't
call a forget spell evil unless she was trying to hurt Tara or Buffy. I agree, we worry when Willow
turns into Faith's "I did what I had to do, no big deal" concept. It's possible the evil that
could take over her has already been set in place by Rack. That it's there just waiting to bust
out.
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[> [> Re: Can you be 'turned' by magic or a demon (non-vamp) - (Spoilers for S6/Willow) --
Philistine, 12:51:04 12/11/01 Tue
Apologies for going back over what I assume is old ground here, but I would call the forget spells evil.
The first time, she treated Tara like a thing instead of a person - that's not something you do to
someone you love. It wasn't that she was actually trying to hurt Tara, but she was callously
manipulating Tara to avoid the inconvenience and unpleasantness of dealing with Tara's opinion.
That's the way real evil generally gets done - it's not because people actively set out to hurt others,
but because they can't be bothered to avoid it. The second forget spell was as bad or worse: yes, part
of her motive was to "help" Buffy (though for that sort of help she really should have
obtained Buffy's consent beforehand), but she also repeated her earlier mistake with Tara after
having been called on it, and compounded it by breaking her promise to go without magic.
If Willow falls off the wagon now, after having acknowledged the problem, her feelings of guilt upon
slipping could well be transmuted into rage at the people she's hurt with her abuse of magic - a
common bit of psychological alchemy. If that were to happen, I would expect to see her going after
Tara in particular, as the person she has hurt the most.
I don't think Willow needs to have evil "set in place" in her, I think she's quite capable of
finding her own way to Hell.
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[> [> [> Re: Can you be 'turned' by magic or a demon (non-vamp) - (Spoilers for S6/Willow) --
maddog, 09:55:41 12/12/01 Wed
ok, well I can't find my definition evil on dictionary.com but maybe that's where we differ, because
evil for me is intetional. Willow would have to have intentionally want to hurt Tara or Buffy. In
Buffy's case she thought she was saving Buffy pain and in Tara's case she thought it would save a lot
of fighting and she did so with the thought that Tara wouldn't find out. Yeah, so reading your post
further I see we do have different opinions on evil...cause I don't see things done that aren't right as
evil unless they were meant to cause harm...kinda like the difference between murder and
manslaughter. whoever it is...still dead...but the intention behind the killing was different. Yeah, we
aren't going to agree at all, cause I don't see Willow just becoming evil no matter where she goes or
what she does. I think she has to be pushed that way. And I also think she's already been pushed a
little.
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[> [> [> [> Re: Can you be 'turned' by magic or a demon (non-vamp) - (Spoilers for
S6/Willow) -- Philistine, 08:19:33 12/13/01 Thu
Yes, we seem to disagree on that. Your definition - requiring an active intent to cause harm - is what
I'd call Capital 'E' Evil; mine includes small 'e' evil - rampant selfishness and lack of consideration
for others which leads to harm.
I think we also differ on the purity of Willow's motives. You say Willow wanted to save Buffy some
pain, and I agree - but why? So that Buffy wouldn't be hurting anymore (selfless), or so that Willow
wouldn't have to deal with it anymore and could go back to feeling good about everything (selfish)? I
think Tara was dead on in TR: Willow was looking for an easy way out to help herself; it wasn't
about helping others.
Speaking of which: if Willow wanted to avoid fighting with Tara, maybe she could have tried
listening to what Tara had to say! Willow claimed to be in love, but she didn't have enough respect
for Tara to consider that maybe Tara (who probably knows Willow better than anyone else in the
world, and who is also much more experienced with magic) might have had something useful to say.
So maybe there wasn't any intent to harm, but I don't see any way that Willow's motives there can
be called "good." Especially the second time, after Tara found out about the first and let
Willow know exactly how wrong it was.
The fact that Willow thought Tara wouldn't find out is hardly an argument in favor of the purity of
Willow's motives! If anything, it points up the bad of the act: if she were doing something good, she
wouldn't have to worry about getting caught.
I *can* see Willow going bad - watching the reruns on FX, the roots of it go back at least as far as
Season Three; and by early Season Four she was already getting defensive if anyone (Oz in FI, for
example) tried to suggest that she cut back on the magic. I hate it - I miss goofy, adorable Willow! -
but I don't disbelieve it, because I can see where it's coming from, and it's a (*a*, one of many
possible) logical development for the character.
What about giving the series the Dr. Who treatment -- The Last Jack, 06:25:39 12/09/01
Sun
A few posts down, Eric asked how we thought the series should end. I said maybe it should end like
Highlander the series did, but then I thought of something else:
Why not try giving it the Dr. Who treatment. For those of you not familiar with it, whenever the
actor who played the main character, the Doctor, decided to move on from the show, the Doctor
would regenerate into a whole new person (i.e a new actor). This kept the series going for almost 25
years (although I will admit it got a bit silly and confusing towards the end).
Anyway, I was just thinking that this series has the potential to do that. It wouldn't be exactly the
same, since the next slayer called wouldn't be Buffy or Faith (and they'd have to change the name of
the show, maybe just to Slayer). But, when the original cast decided to move on, they could hand it
over to a new cast and they could go from there.
I realize this probably won't happen, but it would be interesting. One actress could play the slayer as
she has usually been, a loner cut off from society, another could show an inept slayer, who doesn't
last to long ( I am sure there have been some), and the list goes on and on.
What do you ya'll think? And if you like it, what would you like to see?
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[> Interesting idea. And I think ME has looked into it -- vampire hunter D, 12:26:03 12/09/01
Sun
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[> [> But it could go both ways... -- Adrenfreak - Used to be Ardent, 14:23:28 12/09/01
Sun
Yes, Dr. Who did that wonderfully. Dr. Who also NEVER had a problem killing off and releasing
main characters, hell they killed THE main character at least once a decade. :)
But it could also go the wrong way just as easily... Saved by the Bell anyone? :)
I'm not averse to trying, but it kinda scares me what might come out of it.
Especially because its been said and shown over and over that normal Slayers don't have support
groups. They have watchers, and not much else. That wouldn't make for that interesting a show, as
the best thing about this show is the group dynamic.
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[> [> [> Re: But it could go both ways... -- grifter, 03:52:54 12/10/01 Mon
I think ME and the whole creative team would get tired eventually, so you´d have to replace those
too, which is the main problem IMO. I mean, I fully trust ME and the rest to make a great show for
many, many year, but replacing them? ít would be very difficult to remain the high level of the show.
Why not let it be after season 7?
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[> [> [> [> Good point, that's what killed DR WHO -- The Last Jack, 11:32:48 12/10/01
Mon
Yeah, that is a problem with shows. The creative teams move on, and are replaced by people of less
caliber. Just look at the last few years of Dr. Who (the Coin Baker years were just painful). And we'd
all probably get tired of it eventually. It probably would be better to leave it on a high note than drag
it out.
Still, its a nice dream :)
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[> Re: What about giving the series the Dr. Who treatment -- skeve, 10:36:14 12/11/01 Tue
The Last Jack wrote:Anyway, I was just thinking that this series has the potential to do that. It
wouldn't be exactly the same, since the next slayer called wouldn't be Buffy or Faith (and they'd have
to change the name of the show, maybe just to Slayer).
The name of the show wouldn't have to change. Buffy could become a title like Caeser. A Slayer gets
it after saving the world three times or rising from the dead twice.
Has Buffy had more to do than most slayers? How many times can one save the world in the nick of
time, before getting there almost in the nick of time? What is the plural of apocalypse?
Every so often the current slayer could mention the fact that she doesn't want the title Buffy, the
requirements are too much work.
Of course if one really needs the character named Buffy, she could stick around (dead or alive) as a
watcher.
My analysis of "Wrecked" is finally up! -- Masq, 21:16:11 12/09/01 Sun
Which means I'm mostly done unpacking in my new place.
Wrecked
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[> Thank you.........:):) -- Rufus, 21:19:02 12/09/01 Sun
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[> Brilliant, as per usual! And congrats on the unpacking! :-) -- Rob, 11:20:54 12/10/01 Mon
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[> [> Thanks! -- Masquerade, 12:13:31 12/10/01 Mon
Now if I could just get back into writing my novel....
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[> [> [> Re Novels: You and me both. At least you've got an excuse... ;o) -- Cactus Watcher,
12:30:35 12/10/01 Mon
Hope you enjoy your new place.
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[> [> [> You're writing a novel? Where was I? -- VampRiley, 21:26:12 12/12/01 Wed
Or is that a jest? I think my brain is fried from too much studying for finals. I have my last one in
less than...11 hours. I keep having this dream where this man-sized, cartoonish-looking pencil has a
mouth full of long sharp teeth trying to bite me. No arms, no legs. He's just hoping on the sharpened
end and when it gets flat, he lunges at me and tackles me to the ground. I roll over onto my back and
he says: "Where's you number two pencil, boy?!" Then he goes for my throat and just as
he's about to bite, he stops and looks at my face with a surprised look and says: "Damn"
rather quietly and turns to saw dust and I wake up. Anyone else have this dream? Or have I just
gone insane?
VR
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[> [> [> [> I'm voting for insane . . . -- d'Herblay, 05:56:47 12/13/01 Thu
. . . but in a good way. The pencil dream puts the demonic stuff I'm taking a break from writing for
the title round-robin to shame. Hopping on the sharpened end until it gets dull . . . that's
genius.
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[> [> [> [> [> Re: I'm voting for insane . . . -- VampRiley, 09:56:48 12/13/01 Thu
round-robin is the title or is the demonic stuff for the title itself. I just got back home from my last
final and I'm still feelin' kinda woozie (sp?). It's sort of like that feeling from riding the Tilt-A-Whirl
at the amusement park. I kinda like it. :P
VR
Quarterly query. -- d'Herblay, 03:27:57 12/10/01 Mon
With Sol on a fare of reduced posting, I'm a little unclear on the status of the Existential Scoobies
Quarterly. I realize that the editing teams are ready to go, but I haven't heard that much about the
actual essays being written. Oh sure, mundus has projects done for the next three issues, and I'm
sure OnM is prepared. Dedalus could probably fill the entire thing by himself at this point, if it came
to that. But I know I've been having doubts about doing an essay, and I managed to accidentally
convince Rahael to blow off the first issue and instead work on something for the second. My great
fear is that with the January 1st deadline fast approaching, we'll have almost no essays at all. So I
was hoping that all those people who are working on projects for the power-themed Quarterly could
take this opportunity to speak up, and maybe say a little bit about their projects, so we can avoid
having 18 essays on Mayor Wilkins and Machiavelli's The Prince.
I realize that doing this might make the anonymity of peer review hard to maintain, but I'm starting
to despair of my even writing for the first issue, and desperate times call for desperate measures. It
would comfort me to know that there will be more than two columns, a long essay and my half-witted
contribution. Plus, nothing goads me into action like a little competition.
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[> Well, let's see. -- Solitude1056, 04:40:11 12/10/01 Mon
Where to start...
I'm awfully busy these days, but that's not changed the ES Quarterly intentions - keep in mind that
it's not just me, there's a number of other folks who are also going to be working on it. (A great part
of why I set it up the way I did, so that no one person would bear the brunt of a huge undertaking.)
The deadline remains JANUARY 1st 2002 for the first issue. That said, I'm dubious about the
usefulness of any writing deciding to withdraw a good essay & "save themselves" for
the second issue... I've said this before but I'll say it again now:
The first (online) issue will be used to determine whether we will even have a printed issue, let alone
a second issue at all!
So if someone's got a good idea for an essay for the first issue, encourage them, PLEASE. Folks who
"hold off" on participating until the 'zine has proven itself are effectively undermining
the 'zine chances, even if they don't realize this. Gotta have a little faith and put those essays in. ;-
)
As for discussing what you're going to write about, feel free if you want to get discussions going. I'd
shy away from it later (for the same reasons that ME won't read fanfic) but to get stuff going this
time around - and get folks excited about something during rerun month (!) - then go for it. ;-)
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[> [> No holding off intended! -- Rahael, 04:56:41 12/10/01 Mon
Its just that I found a topic I really wanted to do, and it fitted the theme of the second issue better
than the first.
Current working title is:
Dreams, prophecies and self revelation in the Buffyverse
Really, I wanted to look at the issue of 'self revelation' in BtVS. If you think of a way to make that fit
into power, I would be happy to submit it for the first issue.
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[> [> [> Good! ;-) -- Solitude1056, 05:42:56 12/10/01 Mon
Hah, then just come up with another essay, for the Power issue! ;-)
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[> [> [> [> Be warned! -- Rahael, 06:08:57 12/10/01 Mon
If you press me, I would come up with an ultra dry ultra boring foucauldian analysis of the networks
of power and gender construction in the Buffyverse.
And then you would be sorry!
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[> [> [> [> [> Sounds cool to me -- Masq, 09:12:52 12/10/01 Mon
'course, I have a not-so-secret perverse liking for Foucault and his definition of
"power"
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[> [> [> [> [> [> Re: I am so bad .... -- Dedalus, 15:25:08 12/10/01 Mon
I should have had mine done already, but I somehow managed to get working on this Buffy and
Eastern philosophy thing that blossomed from my The Tao of Buffy posts into full blown
dissertation.
Why am I writing it instead of working on my first essay? I don't know. Reading too much Alan
Watts, I guess.
Anyway, I have notes and an outline for my first thing. I should have no problem getting it in before
the deadline. I have just been really busy too. I'm glad d'Herblay decided to address this. Good
man.
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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> Oooh--BtVS and eastern philosophy? Sounds cool cool --
Masq, 17:50:55 12/10/01 Mon
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[> [> [> [> [> [> Re: Sounds cool to me -- Rahael, 05:35:21 12/11/01 Tue
Great! But I definitely think that either you or sassette should write it.
I would quite like to have done a comparison between the dismemberment of the Buffybot in
Bargaining and that arresting and repulsive 'spectacle of punishment' that Foucault provides at the
very beginning of Discipline and Punish, where horses quarter a human body. But then the idea of
the buffybot as the artifically created woman, made to please man, a kind of modern Galatea
actually belongs to someone else, to Sassette and those who answered her 'patriarchy' thread a while
back. So the essay belongs to whoever had that brilliant insight.
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[> [> [> [> [> I'm with Masq - I like Foucault. ;-) -- Solitude1056, 13:03:43 12/11/01
Tue
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[> [> [> [> [> [> Re: I'm with Masq - I like Foucault. ;-) -- Humanitas, 18:24:28
12/11/01 Tue
Add my name to the Fans of Foucault.
Oh, dear. That just sounds all sorts of wrong, doesn't it?
;>
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[> [> Not holding off, either, just swamped. -- Humanitas, 18:29:46 12/11/01 Tue
Plus my original idea got "Wrecked," so to speak. Willow's arc went downhill much
quicker than I'd anticipated, and it blew my whole theory. Gotta go back and re-think, try to find a
new inspiration. I'm working on it.
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[> Little help here? -- Wisewoman, 08:49:50 12/10/01 Mon
I'm part of the Round Table discussion (thank you, Sol). And I have no idea what to do...I think I'm
supposed to be discussing a question having to do with the theme of the first issue but...what's the
question?
Help!?
;o)
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[> [> Ask Rufus - she's in charge of that! ;-) -- Solitude1056, 08:26:07 12/11/01 Tue
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[> [> Rufus! same questions as WW -- Liq, 09:10:59 12/11/01 Tue
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[> [> [> As I have no clue as to what I'm doing ......... -- Rufus, 14:53:56 12/11/01 Tue
I've been waiting for Sol to get ahold of me to get started...
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[> [> [> [> Sheesh! Okay, consider yourself gotten ahold of. ;-) -- Solitude1056, 05:50:46
12/12/01 Wed
How about just email all the folks who've volunteered for the roundtable and come up with several
questions that relate to power - in any season on BtVS or AtS - and see which question everyone
thinks is the most discussion-worthy... and then discuss it all in email? If folks keep the comments
they're replying to, it might be easier for you to craft it into something that looks like a long
dialogue, as if you were all sitting around a table at a bar somewhere, munching on potato skins
while hammering away at philosophy. Just an idea. ;-)
Theory on Vampires and Capacity to Love (tell me what you think) -- The Last Jack,
08:49:10 12/10/01 Mon
*Before I start, just want to give credit to Masqaurade and the other articulate members of this
board for inspiring this theory. I came up with it reading their various posts and theories on the soul
and vampires*
Some vampires, Angelus being the best example, match the description set forth in season one
(soulless monsters without any redeaming qualities). Others, like Spike (even before he was chipped)
do not (i.e. capable of love, jealously, affection, etc.). Why is Spike capable of love, and Angelus not?
Well what if the reason has to do with memory? What if Spike can be in love, because he can
remember it?
Let me explain: When he was human, William was a romantic poet who felt a deep burning love for
Cecily. Even though this love was only one sided, his feelings were nevertheless true and powerful,
and therefore became a part of his memory. When he was turned, the newly formed Spike had access
to those memories, and could remember love and how it felt. This allowed him to fall in love with
Drusilla and Buffy; he could remember how to care for another and how to go about getting
(although it was twisted by his vampire nature).
Liam, on the other hand, was pretty much a self-obsessed womanizer, who never really loved
anybody, probably not even his family (or if he did, in a passive, dysfunctional way). When he was
turned, the demon Angelus had no idea what love really was, or how to put the interests of others in
front of his own, which is why he could only ever care about himself. This would explain why, in
season 2 after he was freed, he hated Buffy so much (and the spirt Grace who possessed him in that
poltergist episode). He could remember love, but since he (Angelus) had never experienced these kind
of feelings and emotions before, he was unsure how to deal with them, which made him feel weak
(something we all know Angelus hates). And, the reason he couldn't incorporate these feelings into
his own personality is simply because it was too hard and he was too set in his evil ways. {Quick
example: You ever tried to change the the long held beliefs of your grandparents? Damn near
impossible, since they have spent most of their lives holding tight to said beliefs}. And, unlike Spike,
he didn't have anything to force him to try and change his personality, so he just tried to bury the
experienes underneath alot of mayhem and destruction.
Here are two other examples that I think support my theory:
Drusilla: When human, obviously had a very close, loving relationship with her family, as the desire
to get revenge on their behalf carried over into her unlife (Remember in What's My Line? when she
was torturing Angel for Angelus' sins)
Master: Yeah, I know, strange example, but he did seem to have pretty strong feelings about family.
Darla was his favorite "daughter" and he once told the Annoited one, "See how we
all work together for the common good? That's how a family is supposed to act." Maybe in his
human life he was a family man or something like that.
In conclusion, it is my belief that it is the memory of emotions that determines how
"human" a vampire will act. If you can remember love, you can experience it again as a
vampire (although it will more likely be a warped version of love). Negative emotions are always
there, because lets face it, the world is hard and its easy to give into them, and thus have memories
of them. Positive emotions are rarer, which explains why most vamps are devils.
So, what do you think? Comments?
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[> Re: Theory on Vampires and Capacity to Love (tell me what you think) -- Brian, 09:49:17
12/10/01 Mon
Good concept. It works for Darla, as well. As a prostitute, she had no concept of love. When she
became a vamp, she used her sexuality for destruction for over 400 years. But when she got
pregnant, she felt love for the first time. That love was so powerful that it made her see how awful
her past had been, and gave her the strength to sacrifice herself to save her baby.
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[> Re: Theory on Vampires and Capacity to Love (tell me what you think) -- cecilia, 09:55:04
12/10/01 Mon
I think you make an excellent point but I believe that vampires are, at least as far as personality
goes, are just "extreme" versions of their former selves. Liam was a drunken,
womanizing rouge because of his own perceived inadequacies(sp) and his feeling of not being able to
live up to his father's expectations. By going out all night, drinking in the pubs, getting into fights he
was basically saying "**** you, I'm not good enough so I'll just do whatever I want" to his
father. He did these improper things to goad his father. Angelus did the same by torturing the
innocent, stalking women, etc. Darla even told him that by killing his father he would never be able
to win his fight with him, that it would now go on, unending. Spike, as William, was an outsider,
inadequate too but in a different way. From what little we know, we can assume he was loved by his
family, his mother at least, but society in general wanted nothing to do with him. He wasn't good
enough, he was beneath everyone. Upon becoming a vampire the first thing to spark interest in him
was the thought of killing a slayer. That is the vampire version of putting all the upper-crust snobs
of society in their place. But even as a vampire, he still struggled to fit in. Darla and Angelus seemed
to regard him with little more than contempt. Now that he is "chipped" his new struggle
is to fit in with the gang. He longs to fit in, to be one of the group.
There are many, many more aspects to the personalities of both Spike and Angel than I've really
gotten into here but maybe the best example of my theory is Harmony. Harmony, as a human, was,
as Cordelia put it, "sheep". She would fit in at all costs, go along with whatever crowd
was paying attention to her. She even tried to jump sides when she ventured to L.A. to visit Cordelia.
Even though she may have been tempted, she really did try to be one of the good guys. Of course she
failed miserably as she has failed miserably with everything she tried, both in life and unlife. The
demon within her may be evil, but Harmony will never be the "big bad" because
Harmony, the person, is just not capable.
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[> The human Liam loved his sister and mother -- bookworm, 12:19:46 12/10/01 Mon
Liam wasn't a monster or a psychopath. He was a 26-year-old carouser, womanizer and lazy
layabout who had deeply disappointed his father and didn't seem to have a purpose in life. None of
that makes him someone who wasn't loved or capable of loving. His sister, little Kathy, adored him
and his mother loved him as well. He must have loved them in return. The demon killed both of
them first, maybe because Liam loved them the most. The newly created vampire is a perversion of
the human. They seem to fixate on and kill the human being the human version of themselves was
most connected to. That's why Spike killed off Cecily and the room filled with people who didn't
approve of his poetry. I don't think the vampire's ability or inability to love necessarily reflects on the
human being that existed before in the body.
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[> [> Quick Q: Which episode? -- Sulis, 12:25:23 12/10/01 Mon
"That's why Spike killed off Cecily and the room filled with people who didn't approve of his
poetry."
I don't remember this episode--I *have* to get this one on tape, which one was it?
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[> [> [> Fool for Love. Definitely implied that he killed Cecily -- bookworm, 13:03:26
12/10/01 Mon
We know Spike supposedly got his name because he tortured his victims with railroad spikes. In
either the flashback scene in Fool for Love or the flashback that aired on Angel the same night,
William is mocked by a snob at a party. The man says something to the effect that he'd rather have a
railroad spike through his head than listen to William's bloody bad poetry. I don't think it's too big a
leap to assume that Spike the Vampire killed the roomful of people using railroad spikes after
Drusilla turned him. If it was only an idle comment that Spike didn't retaliate for, why would the
railroad spike story have survived? The Watcher recorded Spike's preferred method of killing. When
Spike first appeared on the program, Giles comments on how he got his name.
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[> [> [> [> Re: Fool for Love. Definitely implied that he killed Cecily -- Cactus Watcher,
06:39:18 12/11/01 Tue
Don't jump to conclusions. What you say might have happened, but your evidence is highly
circumstantial. It wouldn't stand up in court ;o). Seriously, you will be shocked a lot less with what
you see developing in Whedon's stories, if you consider exactly what you see on the screen as the only
valid knowledge you have. There is no reason to believe that Cecily didn't live a long and boring life
other than our imaginations about what Spike might have done. What the writers at Mutant Enemy
chose to tell us is what matters in the end.
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[> [> [> [> That doesn't imply he killed Cecily... -- Juliette, 09:50:31 12/11/01 Tue
...just that he killed the snobs who didn't like his poetry
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[> [> [> [> [> He went on some kind of rampage in 1880 London. -- bookworm,
07:16:09 12/13/01 Thu
Otherwise, why would he, Angel, Darla and Drusilla be hiding in a mineshaft? Angel complains that
"William the Bloody" made himself notorious and almost got them all killed. What would
make William notorious? Killing a roomful of upperclass people by sticking railroad spikes through
their heads.
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[> [> [> [> [> [> Actually, I think that was Yorkshire, wasn't it? -- Marie, 08:15:49
12/13/01 Thu
And I don't think they'd just killed all the party people, judging from the following:
(From Psyche's transcript, Fool for Love)
INT. YORKSHIRE, ENGLAND (1880)- COAL MINE- DAY
ANGELUS has Spike by the throat, choking him.
ANGELUS
Perhaps it's my advancing years that makes me so forgetful,
William. Remind me. Why don't we kill you?
SPIKE
(chokes)
...ike.
ANGELUS
What's that?
TITLE CARD: Yorkshire, 1880
Angelus releases Spike in disgust.
SPIKE
It's Spike now.
So obviously they'd travelled from London, and ended up in Yorkshire, where, after killing there,
Spike decided to take his nickname. In London, and when they left London, he was still going by
William.
Of course, that's not to say he didn't kill Cecily; it can be left to you to imagine he did, if you want to.
It's just not written or shown on screen.
M
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[> [> Didn't say Liam was a monster -- The Last Jack, 15:21:58 12/10/01 Mon
I never said Liam was a psychopath or a monster, just that he was a self-absorbed and selfish. Your
right, he probably did love his mom and sis, but probably not as much as Buffy loves Dawn or loved
her mother. But I will amend, there probably was love in his life, just not as strong or as passionate
as Spike's. How does that work for you?
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[> Now I'll answer the post that started it all.:):):) -- Rufus, 16:56:58 12/10/01 Mon
It's never made sense that the vampire would be just a demon that kicked the original host out of
their body. The reason being that to function the vampire needs the form, memories and personality
of that host. I see the vampire as a result of a curse. Season one, The Harvest says that the vampire
was created when the last old one to depart this reality moved on, they bit a human creating the
vampire. The vampire is the human form possessed, infected with the soul of the demon. They are
supposedly waiting for the old ones to return.
In ATS we got to see that demon in it's pure form, and it ain't the brightest bulb on the Christmas
tree. The demon is a primative creature that has a preference for evil. The demon infects the host
driving out the conscience(compass of good or the soul). The demon then preys upon what it once
was. I feel that if the demon was the only thing there, the evidence suggests that they would kill
without andy thought of detection or finesse. It's what the person once was that creates all the chaos.
That person becomes corrupted, infected with evil. They now act upon their innate darkness,
shunning the light. But they are very much who they once were. In Doppelgangland, Angel almost
said as much when Willow commented on her vampire self being kinda gay. Buffy stopped Angel
from finishing his statement.
The vampires act out everything the person was uspset about in life. Darla was a hooker that was an
outcast from society because of her trade. As a vampire she showed a preference for Johns and their
families, even down to the children.
Angelus is still looking for the approval the murder of his father cut off forever. He was afraid of love
because it had the potential to overpower him.
Spike, well, he is a good man who was taunted. Instead of growing up, the eternally adolecent Spike
is looking for the limelight his lousy poetry would never afford him.
Drusilla as a vampire is every bit as insane as she was driven to in life. She is a true perversion of
the goodness and purity that first attracted Angelus.
On that thought the vampire is what they once were, the only thing that may change is their
mortality. Darla didn't die of the syphillis that should have claimed her centuries ago, but once
human it again took hold. It again was poised to destroy her heart which was diseased in spirit as
well as organic function.
If a person is insane in life the demon can't correct that, it has to take the mind that is there. This is
why vampires are considered hybrids, they are part human part demon, not all of one.
The storyline of the chip in Spikes brain is one that is facinating to me. Can this vampire ever be
infected by the love he once felt as a human? Or is he destined to follow that other star of evil? Will
the conditioning of a hundred years overpower the innate humanity that still lives in Spikes
heart.....he did say he had a traitor in his breast.
Good post....enjoyed reading it.
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[> [> Re: Now I'll answer the post that started it all.:):):) -- verdantheart, 06:32:57 12/11/01
Tue
I think Buffy is the star that Spike follows now. His good actions and his avoidance of bad actions
are motivated by his desire for Buffy's approval. I think his need to love and be loved is a motivating
factor that is even stronger than his insecurity and desire for acclaim--or else why would he have put
up with so much humiliation? He may say "I'm free if that bitch dies," but where was he
all summer, what was he doing but living in the past, summoning up heroics in his imagination to
make up for his real-life failure? Is that freedom? Spike doesn't want freedom, he wants love. Just
like William.
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[> Re: Theory on Vampires and Capacity to Love (tell me what you think) -- maddog, 09:10:05
12/11/01 Tue
Be careful how you word your thesis statement there..."capable" could get you in
trouble...I mean, just because Angelus never showed signs of love(though it did please him to make
Dru happy) doesn't mean he wasn't capable of loving.
Almost Done! My Very Long Buffy Essay update... -- Rob, 11:18:29 12/10/01 Mon
Just wanted to let everybody know that I have not fallen off the end of the world. I haven't been
posting the past couple of days, b/c I've been feverishly working on my very long Buffy essay. I am
pretty sure I'll have it done by tonight, tomorrow the very latest.
So I hope everybody's in the mood for a lot of long, meandering reading! :-)
Rob
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[> I'm waiting anxiously :-) -- Kimberly, 11:21:38 12/10/01 Mon
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[> But of course, Rob...that's what we're here for! ;o) -- Wisewoman, 11:23:48 12/10/01
Mon
The human Liam loved his sister and his mother. -- bookworm, 12:16:37 12/10/01 Mon
Liam wasn't a monster or a psychopath. He was a 26-year-old carouser, womanizer and lazy
layabout who had deeply disappointed his father and didn't seem to have a purpose in life. None of
that makes him someone who wasn't loved or capable of loving. His sister, little Kathy, adored him
and his mother loved him as well. He must have loved them in return. The demon killed both of
them first, maybe because Liam loved them the most. The newly created vampire is a perversion of
the human. They seem to fixate on and kill the human being the human version of themselves was
most connected to. That's why Spike killed off Cecily and the room filled with people who didn't
approve of his poetry. I don't think the vampire's ability or inability to love necessarily reflects on the
human being that existed before in the body.
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[> Spike killed those people? Hmm, better go rewatch the episode -- The Last Jack, 12:25:30
12/10/01 Mon
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[> [> Re: Spike killed those people? -- Herself, 12:27:14 12/10/01 Mon
I don't think that's canonical--killing Cecily, etc.
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[> [> Which episode was that?!?! -- RH, 12:29:56 12/10/01 Mon
I thought the cross over only showed him being turned by Dru...?
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[> [> [> Where do you think he got the nickname Spike? -- bookworm, 12:49:41 12/10/01
Mon
They may not have showed it, but it was definitely implied that he killed them all by driving railroad
spikes through their heads. He took his cue from the snob's reaction to his poetry.
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[> [> [> [> Re: Where do you think he got the nickname Spike? -- vandalia, 13:07:13
12/10/01 Mon
You're assuming an awful lot, bookworm. He also implied to Buffy that he'd 'always been bad' before
the flashback in FFL, and we can see where that a