February 2002 posts
A Quick Question for Waiting in the Wings -- Wolfhowl3, 05:09:12
02/09/02 Sat
Angel said that he first saw that ballet in 1890, and that it
moved him to tears, even though he was evil at the time.
Now please correct me if I am wrong, but wasn't Angel resouled,
prior to 1880? We know he had a soul when Spike snuffed his first
Slayer during the Boxxer Rebelioun.
Thanks
Wolfie
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[> Re: A Quick Question for Waiting in the Wings -- matching
mole, 05:59:18 02/09/02 Sat
I believe (going on memory which may not be completely reliable)
that the Boxer Rebellion was about 1900 and Angel had been resouled
very shortly before that.
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[> [> Re: A Quick Question for Waiting in the Wings -- LadyStarlight,
06:29:35 02/09/02 Sat
You get a cookie, mm! According to a Yahoo search, the Boxer Rebellion
took place in 1900, and was over probably before 1901.
And I think that Angel was souled in 1898 or thereabouts. Wasn't
there a bit of dialogue between Darla and Angel, where she says
something about him having been gone for a couple of years?
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[> In B1 Angel was re-souled in 1898 -- Sophist, 08:47:45 02/09/02
Sat
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[> Souls & Ballet -- La Duquessa, 10:32:52 02/09/02 Sat
I noticed that dates too, and that got me wondering...what was
Joss trying to say with that? That some things transcend evil?
I would think that since art is rooted in human expression and
emotion that a purely evil creature would have no appreciation
for it. Art is used as a way to connect with the heart with the
gut, to bring out a universal human truth and feeling...all things
unimportant to a vampire.
I vaguely remember Angel mentioning, sometime in Season 1 of Angel,
that he had met Baudelaire--now there's poetry I can see a vampire
enjoying, if not quite understanding. But ballet?
I'm not expressing my thoughts well, this am ( not enough coffee)...but
Angel's comment really struck me and I've been trying to decide
since then if it was just a toss-off (Joss--toss off? Naw!) or
if there is a deeper meaning that we should be considering--I
am remembering the scene in Frankenstein where the monster approaches
the little girl with the flowers--as he reaches for her, he is
trying to reach for his own humanity that he has lost, or maybe
never even had...I doubt that Angel was much into ballet when
he was Liam...(Well, I don't think they had ballet as we know
it in the 18th century, but I'm sure there was some equivilent--opera,
I suppose.)
All this also made me wonder--does Spike still write poetry???
Could Spike still write poetry? Or does poetry require a soul?
(Like we once thought love did?)
Sorry this post isn't up to the stupendous level of everyone else's
but I thought I'd throw the idea out there and see if someone
with a bigger brain than moi might have a comment or two...
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[> [> Re: Souls & Ballet -- MrDave, 21:18:12 02/09/02 Sat
I think that the 'Bohemian Ideals' of Beauty, Truth and above
all Love transcend the soul. ME has repeatedly treated the soul
as something of a concience. But concience (or lack, thereof)
does not heighten or dampen our appreciation of Art (in any form).
Without a soul we might not feel bad that VanGogh was in a nuthouse,
or that Michaelangelo ruined he health painting the Sistine Chapel,
but we appreciate the craft.
Spike (our Bohemian in residence) loves passionately and HE has
no soul. He appreciates beautiful things (witness his decorating
attempts...primitive, but tasteful). He probably does still write
poetry. But like William he likely hides is away. Fearing that
others will use it to humiliate him. Spike can take a beating
like ..er...a man. But he can only really be hurt by humiliation.
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[> [> Spike does have a soul -- a demon's soul. Same was
true of Angelus. -- bookworm, 11:46:32 02/10/02 Sun
Way back in the first season, Giles explained that a demon's soul
took up residence in the body of the human that had been vamped.
No reason that demon soul couldn't be a fan of ballet or poetry.
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My disturbing thought of the early morning.....Spoilers for Dead
Things -- Rufus, 05:09:10 02/09/02 Sat
Something had been bugging me about Dead Things, not Buffy and
Spike having sex under a rug, or with handcuffs, or at the Bronze.
I also didn't think much more about Willow and her addiction.
What bugs me the most is how Katrina died.
It was bad enough that the poor girl was forced to be a sex slave
on her knee's for the creepy one, but I was wondering how they
found the body. What made me think of that was Jonathon masquerading
as Katrina.....she/well he had on a jacket and slacks...but Katrina
died in that Maid costume. So, what was the body clothed in when
found. The disturbing part of that for me is that she may have
been treated like a dressup doll for by the Troika. That would
have been a very hard thing to do, change clothing of the person
you have just killed. It would also add a level of evil to the
guy that was able to keep his lunch down changing Katrina from
the "maid costume" to the clothes she was in when Warren
first saw her. Also leave the "costume on" and how do
you explain a suicide of a woman wearing such an obvious getup....assuming
the cops found and talked the the patrons in the bar she was last
seen in.
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[> Re: My disturbing thought of the early morning.....Spoilers
for Dead Things -- myra, 07:23:17 02/09/02 Sat
I think Warren would be perfectly capable of doing such a thing
(changing Katrina's clothes after he killed her), we *are* talking
about the guy that suggested summoning a demon to 'devour' the
body. He also doesn't seem to be bothered by the whole I-attempted-to-rape-and-killed-a-girl
thing, the main thing he worries about is getting caught.
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[> [> Re: My disturbing thought of the early morning.....Spoilers
for Dead Things -- DEN, 08:19:02 02/09/02 Sat
It's surprising what people can do on automatic pilot in high-stress
situations.
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[> [> [> He also didn't seem disturbed to see Jonathan
walk around as Katrina. Didn't bother him at all. -- Rob, 08:51:47
02/09/02 Sat
Which means...
He's evil!
Rob
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[> [> [> [> Warren's not evil.... -- Malandanza, 17:54:11
02/09/02 Sat
...he's just misunderstood. And, anyway, the whole thing was Katrina's
fault.
Consider that Katrina's primary complaint against Warren was the
sexbot. Yet Warren had discarded the sexbot voluntarily after
he met Katrina. She's blaming him for something he did before
they were committed (not that there's anything wrong with having
sex with an inanimate object -- but then, it's just like Katrina
to be so judgmental). Warren tried to keep Katrina away from the
'bot after it went on a rampage to protect her (he didn't have
to worry about April attacking him) but she wouldn't listen and
allowed her jealousy to run away with her, even imagining a relationship
between Buffy and Warren. So how does she go from admiring the
bright young man she met in her engineering classes (even coming
home with him to meet his mother) to ridiculing him for his fashion
sense and mocking him for hoping they could repair the relationship?
I feel certain that I wasn't the only one with tears in his eyes
when Katrina abused him in public. Sure, she can do as she pleases,
but to behave as arbitrarily and hurtfully as she has is definitely
an abuse of free will. It was poetic justice to have it taken
from her.
And then the scene in the lair -- when she saw what pains Warren
had taken to get her back, inventing whole new branches of science
just to win her approval (no matter how much she doesn't deserve
him) why didn't she realize that this is the man for her? He has
the hopeless devotion of a beaten and abused dog, still loyal,
yearning only for some indication of affection. No -- this heartless
vixen physically assaults Warren and his friends and threatens
to bring the full force of the law down upon them. What resulted
was a terrible accident -- but an accident set into motion by
Katrina.
That's not to say that Warren doesn't have his faults. I mean,
he's tried to kill her and her friends, he's tasered her and chained
her up, threatening to kill her if she doesn't admit that she
loves him, he's tried to break her apart from her friends, to
keep her only for himself, he's degraded her and made her believe
that she's worthless, he sacrificed a platonic friendship for
lust and preyed upon her when she was emotionally distraught...
oh, wait -- I'm confusing him with Spike again.
Nevermind.
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[> [> [> [> [> *snickering* -- VampRiley, 18:12:32
02/09/02 Sat
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[> [> [> [> [> Re: Warren's not evil....oh really.....
-- Rufus, 19:52:07 02/09/02 Sat
Say what you like about Spike but get one thing straight, when
it comes to Katrina and Buffy there is no comparison. Katrina
had no power or choices and Buffy has both. Katrina was zapped
then murdered when she tried to defend herself. Buffy has had
sex with a fellow of her own choosing that she keeps going back
to see time and time again. Katrina's situation is closer to real
life in that frequently a woman is beaten down when she tries
to speak up for herself or leave a bad situation. You could see
what happened when Buffy wanted her way...she beat the hell out
of Spike. Spike may be evil, but he has no soul, no moral compass...what
happened to Warren?
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[> [> [> [> [> LOL. Ah, dry Arizona humor. -- mm,
19:54:03 02/09/02 Sat
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[> [> [> [> [> You've been reading the "Get
People To Respond To Your Posts" advice, haven't you? --
Traveler, 20:20:17 02/09/02 Sat
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[> Re: My disturbing thought of the early morning.....Spoilers
for Dead Things -- LeeAnn, 08:54:20 02/09/02 Sat
My disturbing thought was how Katrina got in the maid's uniform
in the first place. She seemed so out of it. Was Warren able to
tell her to put the uniform on and watch while she removed her
clothes and put on the fishnet stockings etc. Or did he undress
and then dress her himself and probably rape her at the half way
point.
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Turnng points and S4 -- DEN, 09:23:18 02/09/02 Sat
On watching the first two eps of s4 on FX, I was struck by what
seems a major "road not taken" by the series--the decision
not to develop the college-experience story. Let's consider the
possible threads had s4 been taken as a "year of change"
1. Buffy's search for an identity could be introduced/developed
long-term in the college contex. SMG does that kind of angst as
well as anyone. Let her twist in the freshman wind for a few more
eps!
2. Willow could emerge from high school nerd into college star--a
very logical probability. She could even become a guy magnet:
IMHO, her brains, looks, and offbeat personality would make her
catnip at any university. That gives flexibility to the Oz storyline.
It offers real opportunities to develop the relationship with
Tara along lines more sophisticated than "gay now."
It also challenges the Buffy/Willow "sidekick dynamic"
without depending so heavily on the magic/power issue.
3. There's room to do more with core characters set adrift by
the actual s4. Explore Xander's getting a life and Giles's new
situation--a Giles/Olivia/ Joyce thread, and the scoobies' reaction,
offers fascinating possibilities
4. Tara and Anya have some space to become more than their respective
mannerisms, more than stammering and malapropisms. Tara can even
have a back story with real suspense!
5. the "scooby rift" can be developed instead of postulated,
perhaps left open as a teaser for s5.
6. A year along these lines gives the gang a physical, structural
context: the university, as an alternative to the growing physical
isolation of the later seasons.
That does not mean the long-term story line needed to be abandoned--just
pushed back by unraveling the "Initiative" stories from
the "college life" ones, and increasing the latters'
number. Introduce the "evil government" arc towards
the end of s4 by teasing us with "men in black, then develop
it in 5. S 6 is the "sacrifice arc;" s 7 becomes "grow
up; and the series could be wrapped up on a high note.
Would such a season have been boring or deriviative? The cast
during s4 was worked-in, and at the peak of its form for "scoobage,"
the fast-paced, witty interaction about everyday events that gives
the show much of its appeal. College provides an ample source
of scenarios for the "monster as metaphor" story lines
that are the series' core--many of us can think of a dozen without
trying! If a "big bad" is needed (i'm not at all sure
one is), ME's creative energies surely were up to the challenge.
By s4, moreover, it is clear that the series' core audience draws
heavily from the college-educated and college-bound, who may be
presumed to appreciate that setting.
A reconceptualized s4 might also have averted or delayed the growing
emphasis on season arcs, which in turn detracts from non-arc eps.
Except for a few stand-alone classics like "Hush" and
"The Body," these become "fillers" and the
season splits into halves.
I'm essentially suggestng ME lost confidence in its ability to
take the show beyond high schol. In consequence it threw two story
lines, college and the Initiative, into a single season. Not only
were both left hanging, but the show ever since has been put under
unnecessary stress.
Here ends the two cents' worth of a frustrated producer on a long
Saturday. Thanks for your patience.
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[> I agree -- matching mole, a nerd and proud of it, 12:30:15
02/09/02 Sat
That was a disappointing aspect of season 4 to me - that the college
aspect wasn't played up more. Both 'The Freshman' and 'Living
Conditions' were excellent episodes in my opinion (Living Conditions
is an all time fave). They really encapsulated the atmosphere
of college life just as many S1, S2 episodes did for high school.
It does seem like there was great potential for a college arc
and a bunch of stand-alone episodes that was never realy exploited.
Very few shows have college settings, presumably because the college
experience is less general than high school (also maybe the college
educated watch less television?). I've always thought this left
a great potential source of interesting stories untapped. But
perhaps one of the reasons the 'Oh grow up' theme hasn't resonated
all that well with me is that my experience with university was
so different from the Scoobies. For the first time since the start
of my teens (or even earlier) I met people who I could really
relate to (and I basically stopped associating with my high school
acquaintances almost immediately). My courses (especially after
first year) fascinated me. The whole thing was a blessed release
after high school. Growing up seemed pretty damn easy to me (or
perhaps I've never grown up at all). I guess this just shows a
lack of imagination on my part (and that I am a hopeless nerd).
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[> I disagree... -- Rob, 18:41:02 02/09/02 Sat
I found S4 to be practically perfect in every way. I thought the
plotting was perfect, as was the extent to which they did and
did not explore college life.
I have the cool situation of being the exact age as the Scoobs.
I entered college, therefore, the same year they did. It may just
be because I had a very difficult first year of college, but I
was glad that the whole year didn't focus on the college life.
I wanted some escapism from college, dammit!
With that said, the first episodes of the season, the most college-focused,
were tailor made for me. "Living Conditions" is for
me, as well as mm, a favorite episode. It really struck a chord
with me, because as Buffy was dealing with her roommate from hell,
I was dealing with one at the same time. I totally identified.
My roommate didn't play Celine Dion non-stop, but something almost
as horrifying...Blink-182. Aaarggh! My ears!
I'm also, by the way, glad that the Initiative and college stories
were the same year. College is a time when people question values
and begin to see the graying of the world, in terms other than
black and white. The Initiative's experimentation on demons was
a perfect counterpoint to the changes the Scoobies were experiencing.
For the first time, Buffy realized that all demons may not be
all evil; or there at least may be ways that are too cruel to
deal with even inherently evil creatures. I thought the fifth
season, also, was the best plotted season of the show's run to
date, so I'm also glad that the Initiative story line was done
by then. I am not one of those who didn't like the Initiative
story. I personally loved it. But I wouldn't do a thing to change
any of the fifth season, so I'm glad it was wrapped up by that
time.
Rob
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[> [> Re: I disagree... -- JM, 19:06:40 02/09/02 Sat
At least one other joins me in the light, or in everyone else's
opinion joins me in the dark. I too love season four. I never
really got the generalized hate for it. And wasn't even aware
since I didn't get on-line until last season. When I re-watched
it on FX I was blown away. They did some really interesting things
that season, that were unique and totally unexpected.
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[> [> [> Re: I disagree... -- grifter, 00:58:04 02/10/02
Sun
I, too, loved season 4. Never got why it was bashed by most fans
so much. I´m about the same age as the SG, and started university
that year (it´s quite different here in Austria, but it´s
still the same basics as in the US).
I had to take a break from studying to do my civil services, and
man was I glad! I was getting extremly bored with university,
and it was a welcome break (that I´m still enjoying till
June).
So, all in all, it was ok for me that they didn´t delve
deeper into the college-thing, because, again, it mirrored my
own life. ;)
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[> [> [> [> Re: some old farts liked it too -- Anne,
05:03:15 02/10/02 Sun
I thought I'd chime in here because I'm older than most of the
people on this board, so I thought you might be interested to
know that you don't have to have been college age during season
4 to love it.
The shows were generally lighter and less serious than in the
other seasons; but many of them were also, to me, howlingly funny.
As somebody who loves to laugh and doesn't get to do so as much
I'd like, that's just fine. And it included "A New Man",
the only really generous, delicious slice of Giles/Spike interaction
they've served out so far.
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[> [> [> [> [> Season Four Fans of the World Unite!!!
-- Rob, 08:06:05 02/10/02 Sun
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[> College, Knowledge, and Season 4 (I disagree) -- manwitch,
12:24:13 02/10/02 Sun
I didn't think Season 4 was attempting to be an exploration of
College life, so abandoning that road doesn't bother me.
I read too much Foucault, so I thought Season 4 was about Knowledge,
what it is, where it comes from, what legitimates it, how its
used. So it seems appropriate that the Initiative and College
would be linked. Just as there was an emotional hell underlying
the High School, so was there a perversion underlying the College.
Knowledge acquired and used for inhuman purposes. Categories and
classifications used merely to categorize and classify. Knowledge
for the sake of Knowledge. Such knowledge is a dead end. It is
not a productive contribution to human life. College, as an institution
of impartial learning necessarily contains this perversion as
a seed within it. It cannot of itself prevent this abuse. It takes
a human being to use knowledge towards human ends. Knowledge for
its own sake is a-moral, as likely to be used for greed, profit
or power as it is to be used for kindness, creativity and compassion.
Or it may be used simply because its interesting, without regard
to the human consequences. It is interesting to me that both the
college and the Initiative were State-sponsored institutions,
i.e. part of a system, an inhuman or non-human system, one whose
main interest is to perpetuate its own authority.
The kind of knowledge that the scoobies used in Primeval to overcome
Adam was not the kind of knowledge that College or the Initiative
could ever either acquire or disseminate. And Buffy's final words
to Adam indicate just that.
"You can never hope to know the source of our power. Your's
is right here."
The end of season 4, and its message ("Behind the divisive
categories and classifications of our empirical and scientific
knowledge, there is an underlying truth of the power in our unity
beyond all") seems to move quite gracefully into Season 5,
where that is in fact the ultimate truth that Buffy must grasp
at the most visceral level possible. When Buffy realizes that
she is in a realm of knowledge that Higher Education cannot grasp
or even address (Dawn is not my sister, yet she is), she appropriately
leaves behind this flawed and incomplete institution. When she
realizes that she and Dawn are one and the same, she appropriately
leaves behind the world of forms altogether.
No institution, not one, has fared well against Buffy. She has,
almost without exception, never accepted an institution as the
authoritative source of knowledge about herself or her humanity.
Not high school, not the Watcher's Council, not the City Government,
not the Police, not College, not the Initiative, not the Hospital.
The only source of knowledge that Buffy really accepts as authoritative
is the knowledge that comes from the experience of love and human
interaction.
What does College as it has so far been depicted have to offer
Buffy that she should stay there and explore it? So far, the only
answers seem to be of the mundane sort. "Well, she could
get a better job." "People gotta go to college."
Etc. Her knowledge of herself and her humanity is beyond what
College or the College Experience can give her. So why stick her
there?
Note: I'm talking about my view of the TV show Buffy, not about
the worth of College. I had such a great time in college, I was
there for like 10 years.
That was a little joke.
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[> [> *Season 4 and 5 spoilers above*. Sorry. -- manwitch,
12:30:14 02/10/02 Sun
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[> [> Faust or Foucault? -- Sophist, 12:46:08 02/10/02 Sun
Some great points here. Don't you think that the Initiative was
more Faustian in it's use of knowledge than Foucaltian? I always
saw Faust's rejection of Gretchen (love) as the key to his Fall.
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[> [> [> Re: Faust or Foucault? -- manwitch, 05:21:20
02/11/02 Mon
Please explain more. In reading too much Foucault, I have left
out some other greats. My knowledge of Faust is something like,
"That's Goethe, right?" or "Did he sell his soul
to the devil?" or "That's an opera, isn't it? But by
whom?" So, I can't help but see it as more like Foucault.
If you will overlook my ignorance, I would love to hear your thoughts
on it.
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[> [> [> [> Faust -- Sophist, 09:52:16 02/11/02 Mon
Ok, this is a challenge -- compress a book length epic to a few
sentences. Here goes.
Faust is a learned man, much like you might envision a scholastic
from the middle ages. He has an insatiable thirst for knowledge
and can never learn enough. The devil comes to him and offers
him knowledge in return for his soul, a bargain Faust accepts.
There are several versions of what happens after. In Goethe, Faust
is able to escape the consequences of his bargain only if he reaches
a point at which someone/something captures him so completely
that he utters the words "Verweile doch, du bist so schon"
(Tarry awhile, thou art so beautiful; sounds better in German).
In some versions, Faust does utter these words about Gretchen,
the woman he loved, because he realizes that knowledge alone is
incomplete without love. In others, he fails to realize it until
it is too late.
Hope that makes my point clear. If not, well, I'm just being too
obscure, not for the first time. If you ever decide you just have
to learn German, learn enough to read Faust; it's worth it.
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[> [> [> [> [> Re: I envy you -- Anne, 17:01:05
02/11/02 Mon
You must have more than a little German if you know enough to
read Faust -- I know; I've tried. I got through the Prologue back
in the days when my German was a little less rusty. I thought
it was hysterically funny in a way that doesn't translate at all
well into English and really wanted to be able to go on. But when
I got into the body of the thing even a dictionary couldn't save
me.
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[> [> [> [> [> [> I got better marks for persistence
than talent. :) -- Sophist, 21:13:18 02/11/02 Mon
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[> [> Re: College, Knowledge, and Season 4 (Fresh perspetive)
-- DEN, 15:36:52 02/10/02 Sun
I really appreciate your analysis of the close linking of the
College and Initiative themes. I did not propose to criticize
the general pattern of the show. Indeed I liked S4 and the Initiative.
I questioned, however, whether extending the S4 dual arc over
two seasons might not have been preferable, in the sense of developing
some promising lines actually left open or unexplored. I still
think so--but thanks to you and other posters, I'm not nearly
so sure.
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[> Re: Turnng points and S4 -- fresne, 13:11:39 02/10/02 Sun
Mainly, I just wanted more UC Santa Cruz in jokes. MN is an alumni
and I went to Porter (the college that kept throwing parties).
Then again we're talking a school where you shop for classes,
get narrative evaluations not grades, the campus is a few buildings
in a huge redwood forest, and there are strange people who live
out there and shower in the science buildings, it might not resonate
with everyone's experience.
However, a take back the night, damn demon potluck, parade, through
the nice creepy woods might have made a nice light episode. And
hey, Lost Boy's jokes also possible.
Though, other than too much Parker, didn't really have a problem
with S4.
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OT: Our own personal Hellmouth in BC :o( -- Wisewoman, 10:16:11
02/09/02 Sat
Don't know if any of you in the US are getting reports on this,
but all hell has broken loose in Port Coquitlam, a suburb just
east of Vancouver.
For the last twenty years female sex trade workers have been going
missing from the Downtown Eastside skid row area of Vancouver.
Their friends and family have had little help from the police
in finding their whereabouts. The police attitude seemed to be,
"Hookers come and go [pun intended]. There's no body, ergo
no crime to investigate."
Just recently John Walsh brought the situation to light on "America's
Most Wanted." Then Gary Leon Ridgway was arrested in connection
with the Green River killings and Vancouver police thought maybe
he was their man, but indications are that that isn't the case,
although he was known to cross the border into BC from Washington
state.
By January of this year the list of missing women in Vancouver
had grown to 50. Just a couple of days ago, police got a warrant
to search a house on a pig farm in Port Coquitlam, on a firearms
violation. Apparently while in the home they found i.d. and other
items related to at least two of the missing women. This led to
a larger search warrant for the entire 10 acre farm, which has
basically been used as a land fill dump for years. It's owned
by two brothers in their 50's, described as "greasy biker
types" who nevertheless have a considerable fortune in land
and other holdings. They previously drew the attention of authorities
when they held parties at a hall called "Piggy's Party Palace,"
located close by the farm. Word is that one of them would cruise
around the downtown Eastside and round up sex trade workers to
attend the "parties" with the promise of free booze
and drugs. In fact, the older brother was charged with unlawful
confinement and attempted murder in 1997 in the case of a women
who was handcuffed at the farm and stabbed repeatedly. She escaped
and almost bled to death at the side of the road before being
picked up and taken to hospital. Inexplicably, all charges against
the man were dropped in 1998.
Now it's a waiting game...the property has been fenced off to
press and family members of the missing, and the police are giving
brief press conferences twice a day. Meanwhile they're moving
in heavy excavation equipment, trailers for command posts, and
porta-potties, so it looks like being a long search.
Really made me realize the difference between discussing Katrina's
murder in the light of philosophy, and real life. In fact, it
made me nauseous...
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[> Dude? That's gotta suck. Big time. -- VampRiley, 18:06:31
02/09/02 Sat
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[> If you want to see what Sunnydale would be like stripped
of its metaphors... -- A8, 23:36:21 02/09/02 Sat
...I would recommend you rent "Bully." It's a very sobering
look at real monsters and the people who sire them.
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[> Re: OT: Our own personal Hellmouth in BC :o( -- matching
mole, 11:52:25 02/10/02 Sun
Terrible and tragic. I know how you must be feeling. I grew up
in St. Catharines, location of the Paul Bernardo murders (for
non-Canadians this was one of the most notorious sex/murder cases
in Canadian history). Although the crimes took place years after
I had moved away it was like a punch it the gut to realize that
such horrific events had occurred in a place I was so familiar
with.
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[> [> Re: OT: That's it exactly, mole -- WW, 13:44:42 02/10/02
Sun
And as the media has been quick to point out, that particular
area of BC has already spawned one serial killer, Clifford Robert
Olson, who preyed on young boys.
St. Catherines is such a beautiful little town (I grew up in Toronto),
it seems so unfair that it's now associated with the horror of
Bernardo and Homolka (who is about to come up for parole, I believe).
I was really glad to read that they'd razed the "pink cottage"
to the ground.
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[> Sorry to hear... -- Eric, 05:35:27 02/11/02 Mon
I'd hoped a place as sophisticated as Canada would've tossed the
hoary "disposable human" law enforcement philosophy
that reigns in the third world and many parts of America. (It
happened in the Green River murders mentioned above, and a case
in Alaska) Currently I reside in an Okie burg that caters to it
too.:( In the modern world nobody should just "disappear".
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[> Sigh ... -- verdantheart, 06:35:53 02/11/02 Mon
This sort of story makes me so sad--that people are considered
less important because they're prostitutes, homeless, or in some
other marginalized state. I've no doubt that's why it took so
very long for authorities to catch up with the Green River Killer.
(I'd have thought there would have been more publicity surrounding
his capture, but I've heard nearly nothing beyond a blurb!) Police
in San Diego (where I used to live) were unofficially convinced
that a series of prostitute murders in that city were connected
to the Green River killings, but nothing came of their investigation,
either. I have no idea whether these cases have been closed now
that the GRK has been captured.
Your situation sounds sad indeed. If it turns out that this is
a "body farm" it looks like it could have been uncovered
much earlier (since soemone escaped) and lives could have been
saved. Reminds me of the fellow who escaped the one serial killer
(Dahmer, I think), but the police never followed up and looked
more closely at the guy (was it because the incident involved
homosexuals?).
Again, sigh. Good luck to your community.
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[> You want to talk about nightmares?? Real life *is* scary......
-- AurraSing, 09:45:05 02/11/02 Mon
Popped by to see what's what and spotted this item.....my brother-in-law
moved his family to a nice townhouse in Port Coquitlam about 4
or 5 years ago from their small town life outside of Calgary,much
against his kids and wife's wishes.
Right away trouble ensued because within about a month of moving
to the area,a young girl was kidnapped out of her bedroom and
murdered in one of the communities not that far from Port Coquitlam.My
niece (all of twelve at the time) had screaming nightmares about
what happened and ending up sharing bunk beds with her little
brother because she was terrified to sleep alone for the better
part of a year.....
Well,guess what ?? The townhouse they live in is barely 2 minutes
away from the infamous "pig farm" and in fact both my
niece and nephew spent several summers riding their bikes over
property sold off for housing development by the owners. Both
of the kids are having nightmares now and kids who attend a school
that was built on former farm property are terrified.
The long term affects of this story will be far reaching if evidence
of bodies is found on the farm,because it's possible that the
brothers have got off easy on previous charges because they could
afford good lawyers.....by selling off land that could contain
evidence to the fate of 50 missing women.There's nothing like
a few tons of cement to cover-up clues.
I can't picture what it would be like to be scared to walk the
streets and wake up most nights in a cold sweat because of your
bad dreams,yet evidentally such is the case for my poor niece
and nephew.Monsters do indeed walk amongst us...
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[> [> Re: Yikes! -- WW, 18:11:30 02/11/02 Mon
That's a little too close to home.
We have, not just monsters, but real sicko's here--my sister-in-law
was home alone in Maple Ridge yesterday morning and the phone
rang...the call display showed "Robert Pickton." (name
of one of the owners of the pig farm)
She absolutely freaked and my brother had to call the police and
the phone company when he came home. The phone company said they
didn't know how someone could make that show up on call-display,
and that my brother should call the number back and see who it
was. It was a machine shop in Port Coquitlam, and they said they've
never heard of Robert Pickton.
The police took down all the information and said they'd get back
to them...so far, nothing.
It can't be that difficult to hack into the BC phone company computer,
but what possible sick motivation would you have to have to do
something like that? I'm just hoping it was a random incident,
and not someone playing with them deliberately, 'cause my brother
is fit to be tied.
And so it goes...
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NYC Get Together -- Kimberly, 10:24:59 02/09/02 Sat
For those of you in NYC, which would be the best Path exit to
take to Two Boots? We seldom go into the city and can't quite
figure it out.
Thanks.
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[> Re: NYC Get Together -- darrenK, 11:47:44 02/09/02 Sat
34th street.
Then take the F train downtown.
Get out at the 2nd ave. stop.
This will put you out on E. Houston street.
Walk East two long blocks to the corner of Ave. A and Houston.
Make a left.
The restaurant is at 37 Ave. A between 2nd and 3rd streets.
See you there.
dK
The rest. is at 37 ave. A between 2nd and 3rd streets.
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[> btw, I'm not coming -- vampire hunter D, 13:47:35 02/09/02
Sat
I've decided that a 5 hour drive is too far to go. Plus I wouldn't
get home till almost 2 in the morning.
And Darrenk sent me bad directions. Dude, I'm in Pennsylvania.
I have no clue where the New Jersey Turn Pike is.
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[> [> New Jersey is the S shaped state between Pa and NYC
-- darrenK, 14:55:39 02/09/02 Sat
Dear Keith--
I can't help but feel a little defensive about your attack on
my abilities as a navigator, especially since I've given a couple
of other people directions.
From your post I can see that you've never actually driven into
Manhattan from Pennsylvania. NYC is at the extreme southern tip
of New York State and New Jersey is actually between New York
City and ANY destination in Pennsylvania.
The very famous New Jersey Turnpike MUST be used to enter Manhattan
from any southern or eastern destination as it feeds all of the
the entry points to lower or midtown Manhattan including the Holland
Tunnel, the Lincoln Tunnel and the George Washington Bridge.
You even need to use the Turnpike if you want to cross into Brooklyn
by way of Staten Island.
The only way to avoid using the Turnpike to enter Manhattan is
to enter through the Bronx from the North. To do that from Pennsylvania
you'd have to drive VERY far out of your way. That route is only
advisable if you were coming from upstate New York or Connecticut.
Since you don't seem to trust other people's directions, I recommend
that you stop asking for them and learn to use mapquest or even
an atlas.
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[> [> [> Wait! We're not talking York, England?! Do I
need the Turnpike for that? ;) -- mm, staying put in central Ohio,
15:04:12 02/09/02 Sat
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[> [> [> how do i get there from LA? -- SheWhoShallNotBeNamed,
15:41:42 02/09/02 Sat
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[> [> [> You've told me everything except where the turnpike
is -- vampire hunter D, 16:23:38 02/09/02 Sat
I'm sure this is common knolwedge in NY or NJ, but not in central
PA. ANd I don't appreciate the insulting and belittling tone of
your post.
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[> [> [> [> Poking my nose in where it doesn't belong....
-- Wisewoman, 17:29:24 02/09/02 Sat
...but, really, vhD, you are the reigning master of the insulting
and belittling tone in posts. I'm surprised you're so sensitive.
darrenK was only responding to the tone of your post.
;o)
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[> [> [> [> [> I didn't intend mine to be that
way -- vampire hunter D, 20:51:47 02/09/02 Sat
All I said was theat I don't know haow to get to the NJ Turnpike.
He then went on to deliberatly inult me, like I'm stupid for not
knowing how. Like he thinks everyone in the world should know
how to get to his local streets.
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[> Re: NYC Get Together -- alcibiades, 17:48:46 02/09/02 Sat
When is this meeting in NYC?
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[> If no one gets staked on THIS go-round... -- Darby, 19:39:13
02/09/02 Sat
If this turns out well - maybe even if it doesn't - I'd like to
be on the list of "I was interested and within commuting
distance but just couldn't work it out this weekend."
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[> [> Ditto -- Earl Allison, 06:50:37 02/10/02 Sun
I'd love to have dropped in, since I'm not very far away (just
20 miles north of Boston, MA), but bad things at work are keeping
me tied to the desk :(
My best to all who go, enjoy!
Take it and run.
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[> [> [> Re: 20 miles north of Boston - That puts you
in Peabody? -- Brian, 09:42:25 02/10/02 Sun
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[> How was it? -- cknight, 08:33:24 02/10/02 Sun
how was it?
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Shocking realization (Only a spoiler if I'm right) -- RichardX1,
19:47:20 02/09/02 Sat
Has anyone else here realized that the Groosalugg is Connor?
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[> How do you reckon that? -- Leaf, 19:56:42 02/09/02 Sat
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[> EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! -- Apophis, 19:59:10 02/09/02 Sat
That would be messed up.
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[> [> personal theory (spoilers) -- Apophis, 20:10:56 02/09/02
Sat
While you can look above to get my opinion on Connor and Groo
being one and the same (to summarize: ewwwwwwww!), I have a somewhat
similar theory. What we have is 1) a baby with an identifying
scar on his cheek (assuming that the cut he recieved scarred over),
2) a villain with very personal reasons to hurt Angel in a very
personal way, and 3) a demon with the ability to, in some fashion,
travel through time. I'll bet $1,000,000 (note: bet not valid
in Milky Way Galaxy) that Connor gets raised by Holtz or Sahjan
in another dimension and comes back to kill Angel (all this riding
on Sahjan's ability to go backwards in time, which, in retrospect,
I realize hasn't been established; his future knowledge may well
have been due to precognition)
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[> [> [> Re: personal theory (spoilers) -- Cynthia, 05:09:53
02/10/02 Sun
Nah. My theory is that Holtz kidnaps Connor and he and Justine
raise him in England during the Victorian era. Where as an adult,
by the name of William,he gets rejected by Cecily and vamped by
Dru.
It would be the ultimate irony, wouldn't it? And the greatest
pain. Sorta a cosmic payback for the pain Angelus/Angel has inflicted
on others. Would explain alot about Spike too in why he seems
to be so different than other vampires.
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[> [> [> [> Too Perfect! -- La Duquessa, 11:28:48
02/10/02 Sun
Oh please I hope they make it so...would that not be a most delicious
irony?!
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[> [> [> problem w/that is... (spoilers) -- anom, 11:48:55
02/10/02 Sun
"I'll bet...that Connor gets raised by Holtz or Sahjan in
another dimension...."
...that doesn't go w/the personal history the Gruselagg told Cordelia
in Pylea, or especially w/his personality. After all, he could
have lied about the 1st, but I don't think he could fake the 2nd.
Being raised by a cruel, humorless sadist single-mindedly bent
on vengeance couldn't possibly have led to his being that rather
sweet fellow we saw, oddly innocent despite having successfully
battled numerous fearsome types trying to get himself killed because
he couldn't deal w/being different...OK, so the innocence doesn't
go w/the story he told either. But (my last-ditch argument) Gru
doesn't really seem all that smart--how could he be the child
of 2 parents as intelligent as Angel & Darla? (So there.)
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[> [> [> [> clarification -- Apophis, 13:10:42 02/10/02
Sun
I was proposing a different fate for Connor, not the Gruselagg
theory. Gru's unnaturally blue eyes exclude him from the running
(in my mind, at least).
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[> [> [> Another reason to 'Kick the baby!' ;-) -- Nevermore,
13:53:34 02/10/02 Sun
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[> So, that would mean that...........spoilers for ATS -- Rufus,
22:22:42 02/09/02 Sat
Cordy is all ga ga over a guy she has changed the diapers of.....ewwwwwwwwww.
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[> [> My point exactly -- Apophis, 22:26:08 02/09/02 Sat
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[> How is this possible? -- Dichotomy, 13:22:25 02/10/02 Sun
I don't think Gru is Connor, but that aside, if he is, how can
baby Connor and Gru be in the same time period and dimension at
the same time? I'm sure there have been instances of just such
a thing happening (or not being able to happen), but I don't recall.
Anyone?
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[> [> Re: How is this possible? -- Darby, 19:19:47 02/10/02
Sun
There are no physical laws precluding the same object occupying
the same time repeatedly (partly because any object is not just
its 3-D mass signature but a unique time signature and well -
Connor at age 3 months is not physically the same entity as Connor
at age 3 months and one second, let alone as an adult), if you
get past a general acceptance that time travel - backward, at
least - isn't possible. Heck, the old "law" of 2 objects
not being able to occupy the same space has become more of a "strong
suggestion" under quantum physics. The "2 beings, same
time" rule is, as far as I know, a sometime science fiction
construct that has been accepted as real - like anything that
gets passed around enough.
Time is fun stuff, but nobody really knows how it works - or why
it works, even. There are some interesting theories about various
universes with different time laws existing in the same place
as ours - not quite different dimensions, but similar. And I just
learned that gravity fields slow the passage of time, a wonderful
concept for science fiction application but pretty useless in
this discussion; just thought it was interesting.
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[> [> [> Thanks, Darby! -- Dichotomy, 12:30:06 02/11/02
Mon
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Warren as FOIL for Spike -- Spike Lover, 20:37:11 02/09/02 Sat
Ok, I apologize ahead of time if this subject has already been
posted. I have not seen this website in a few weeks.
Well, kids, the writers seem to be responding to all of the viewers
who have claimed that Spike can not be a good 'mate' for Buff
because he is a souless, evil creature.
Dead Things seems to be about comparisons as the dialogue echoes
other dialogues from eps past.
1) Buffy beats Spike w/out mercy in the alley. 'A soulless, evil
thing like you could never know how I feel.' Spike takes the beating.
In the end he allows her to go. He does not try to kill her or
bite her. (I said he does not try to kill her; I did not say he
did not try to keep her from going to the cops.)
Katrina says a few things about Warren and his time w/ the sex
bot. She beats the trio up (and ironically is also trying to go
to the police). Warren uses deadly force to stop her from going.
I think clearly the writers are giving us a comparison between
a soulless creature and a souled human being, both w/ a disfunctional
moral compass. In my very biased opinion, Spike is coming out
better.
Look again: in 'Crush' Spike has tied up Buff and demanded that
she declare her love for him. She replies that the only chance
he had with her was when she was unconscious.
That is exactly Warren and the trio's plan with the device, and
not specifically w/ Katrina, because they were just going to pick
a woman to use it on. I wondered if it even occurred to the trio
to do what William the struggling poet had done, -attempt to actually
win a woman's affections and risk rejection. Although similar
in sexual history, William (the 1800's nerd) has more honor than
these bozos. Perhaps that is unfair. William strove to be and
was 'a good man'; the trio is trying to be 'supervillians'.
So, hypothetically, which would you rather see Buffy with? the
soulless, evil creature called Spike or the souled, 'misdirected'
human called Warren.
I really liked this episode because of the honesty. They really
called a spaid a spaid in the Katrina scene. Sex Slave has such
a nicer ring to it then RAPE Victim and yet that is exactly what
the trio was plotting. Kudos for the surprise on Jonathan's face
when she explained that it was rape.
I also LOVED the final scene w/ Tara, when Buff finally told someone
who she was involved with. Could shame be her real problem? Kudos
to the writers for having Tara ask the one question we all WANT
to know. 'Do you love him?' and for adding "it is okay if
you do. He has done a lot of good and he does love you."
Kudos also for having Buffy admit that 'using him' is wrong. For
realizing it is not who she is/wants to be. But it may be what
she has allowed herself to become.
I am curious to see where she will go now that she knows she is
not substantially changed. She can not make the excuse for herself
that it is ok to act this way because she is part demon. Interestingly,
she rejects using the excuse that she is acting out from all the
stress she is under. (That takes maturity.)
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[> Does anyone actually believe Tara? (*S6 Spoilers*) -- manwitch,
09:48:14 02/10/02 Sun
"She can not make the excuse for herself that it is ok to
act this way because she is part demon."
I love Tara, and I think she is sincere in telling Buffy she's
ok. But I don't know that I believe it. Are we supposed to accept,
after weeks of seeing Spike can do this but it isn't a problem
with his chip, that the explanation is a simple as what Tara gave?
No way.
Plus, we need to remember some earlier unanswered questions.
Xander to Willow: What were we into back there Wil?
Willow doesn't answer.
Angry Spooky Buffy Ghost to Willow: Did you cut the throat? Did
you pat it's head? The blood dried on your hands, didn't it? You
were stained. You still are. I know what you did.
Tara to Willow: What was it talking about? Did you understand
it?
Willow: I understood the words, but, no.
Willow lies. Even if the Buffy Ghost was saying nasty evil things
for its own purposes, we know that Willow lied to Tara.
Something is still "out there" about that spell.
I like your points on the Spike/Warren comparison. Definitely
the soul is not in and of itself the source of good. I also was
really impressed at the impact of Trina saying "rape."
Cuz I felt like I, too, had been suckered into the idea that turning
women into their sex slaves was a silly goofy idea for these child-like
doofusses. But its always been rape. That was a really well-done
and well-deserved shock.
I would love to see Buffy with Spike. Love the other. Love your
enemy. Spike is her first man-thing that doesn't attempt to put
limits on her. (Hand-cuffs maybe, but not limits).
I'm definitely hoping to see Jonathon come over to the good side.
He's sort of being set up to be the "X" factor.
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[> [> Re: Does anyone actually believe Tara? (*S6 Spoilers*)
-- Wiscoboy, 11:27:37 02/10/02 Sun
The only time Tara has lied to the group is when she had a
misconception of self perpetuated by her family. I think the simple
reason for Buffy's "wrongness", and why Spike can now
strike at her is that since she was pulled from Heaven, she is
no longer borne of this world. In effect, she no longer is on
this earth because of natural reproduction, but is here thru her
"mystical" birth. Therefore, Tara is being truthful
when she tells Buffy that coming back as she did changed her molecular
structure, making her invisible to Spike's chip. As to whether
Buffy has become immortal(discussed in a much earlier and high-level
thread) thru this birthing, only Joss and the writers know where
they're taking this.
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just saw dead things... -- bodhi, 20:46:43 02/09/02 Sat
just saw the episode, dont know about other thoughts but anybody
else have a problem with katrina's death? how did buffy or spike
not figure out that the body wasnt fresh. spike, whos been around
the dead for centuries, couldnt even tell a freshly killed body
vs. one thats been dead for AT LEAST an hour. rigor mortis sets
in as early as ten minutes in some cases (dependent largely on
external factors like temp)....
another thing, anyone else getting largely annoyed with buffy's
bratty little sis dawn?
oh like the idea below on ANGEL - connor being one of those two
other fools (gru or the vamp killer)....angel taking on the whole
goofy father role is also annoying, they need to kill connor off.....
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[> oh well -- bodhi, 21:14:17 02/09/02 Sat
just scrolled down the rest of this discussion board and realized
that others too felt the same way i did...oh well, disregard the
above...
but hey, i would still like to state that dawn is annoying as
hell and they really need to do something about her...
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[> [> Dawn is fifteen -- Vickie, 22:58:57 02/09/02 Sat
I think annoying is in the job description.
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[> [> [> Re: Dawn is fifteen...so what, that gives her
a license to be an idiot? -- MayaPapaya9, 13:58:32 02/10/02 Sun
Um, as someone who's 16, allow my to respectfully take offense!
I too agree that Dawn is selfish and complete brat and I was just
starting to like her this season too. I hoped she was developing
a sense of maturity but nooooo, she has a brattiness fit at her
poor troubled sister who already has so many other problems to
deal with. The stupid girl is ditching school when her home situation
is so unstable. She needs to get over herself.
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[> [> [> [> Re: Dawn is fifteen...so what, that gives
her a license to be an idiot? -- CW, 15:58:22 02/10/02 Sun
You're right, course. But, many of us who are older remember the
middle-school/junior-high years of our lives as the time when
we personally were guilty of the most disgraceful behavior. We
may have done worse things on occasion in our lives later, but
we generally acted the worst and treated others the worst during
those years. At 15, Dawn should be growing out of it more than
she's shown. At 16 you are, no doubt, well on the way to boring,
responsible adulthood. ;o)
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[> [> [> [> [> Thanks, CW -- Vickie, 10:46:52 02/11/02
Mon
For getting my virtual foot out of my mouth for me.
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[> The cold body thing is NOT a plothole... -- Rob, 07:59:38
02/10/02 Sun
Tanker posted this farther down, but I'll reprint it here:
"Steven DeKnight [the writer of this ep] said on the Bronzebeta
board that they thought of adding a scene where we see the Trio
preparing Katrina's body so it's not cold (whether through magic
or weird science he didn't say), but they decided it would slow
the action down too much. They did think of it."
Hope that clears things up. :o)
Rob
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[> [> Re: The cold body thing is NOT a plothole... -- bodhi,
09:18:55 02/10/02 Sun
thats bull man, i am really getting sick of the whole magic business
on this show. it gives limitless possibilities, explanations...you
can explain everything or do anything with magic. if any villian
on the show had half a brain, buffy and company would have been
wiped out by now....or vice versa...
and why couldnt they just have warren or someone say, "prepare
the body." five syllables, hardly slows the show down. and
it would cover this "plothole".
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[> [> [> Re: The cold body thing is NOT a plothole...
-- manwitch, 09:59:34 02/10/02 Sun
They were also in a series of temporal folds that could have something
to do with it. Perhaps they couldn't tell how much time had elapsed.
That said, I sorta agree with you. I also don't think stuff that
is edited out can be used to explain stuff that isn't otherwise
explained. The audience shouldn't have to work out what the explanation
probably is. This particular "plothole" is not a stumbling
block for me, although I asked my wife the same thing (Can't Spike
tell whether or not that's fresh?). I don't really ask this show
to be rigorously consistent in its literal plotline as long as
it stays consistent in its spirit, its "ness." And I
liked that episode a lot.
But what doesn't make it into the final piece, doesn't make it
into the final piece. My opinion, anyway.
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[> [> [> [> The cold body thing is NOT a plothole...
-- Fred, the obvious pseudonym, 18:19:58 02/10/02 Sun
Maybe the Terrible Trio just had a very large slow cooker . .
.
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[> [> [> The fact is, with only 42-44 minutes to play
with, sometimes they need to take out important stuff. -- Rob,
19:37:17 02/10/02 Sun
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[> [> [> And... -- Rob, 19:42:34 02/10/02 Sun
Dude, I really think you should chill. I really don't understand
how you could "get sick of the whole magic business on this
show" because...face it, this is a magic show. It is a fantasy.
It doesn't have to follow the rules of the real world. This is
the Buffyverse. Rules don't apply here.
Rob
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[> [> [> [> Re: And... -- bodhi, 21:22:15 02/11/02
Mon
hey robbie, little quick on the trigger finger arent we? take
it easy man, no need to get aggressive...i can see that you are
very passionate about the show.
anyways, all i am asking for is 5 syllables, but in the grand
scheme of things, those 5 syllables could very well add another
2 seconds to the 42-45 minutes....so, i guess that would be too
much...
i dunno, i just think the genius behind buffyverse was to create
a world that is "fantasy" yet the moral/ethical and
some physical rules somehow manage to apply. otherwise it would
be random chaos. the episodes have to make sense to me...feel
the shows gone too far, the magic and other sh*t has gotten outta
hand. hard for me to explain, but the shows lost something...only
seen a few good episodes this year.
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[> [> [> [> [> Couldn't disagree more! But sorry
for biting your head off...Virtual handshake. :-) -- Rob, 14:32:01
02/12/02 Tue
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If no body wants me here then just say so! -- vampire hunter D,
21:00:37 02/09/02 Sat
darrenk treats me like I'm an ididot. Wisewoman tells me I'm he
reigning king of insulting posts. Sounds to me like my opinion
is at best unappreciated or just unwelcome here. Well if taht's
the case, then just tell me and I will leave.
And btw: I have never intended to deliberatly insult anyone on
theis board. I like you guys too much to do so. I just say what
I honestly see as the truth. If that is an insult, then sorry.
The one person here who I don't like enough to insult I just ignore.
(SO what was with that comment WW?
(and in case you didn't getit yet, this post was made while I
was drunk)
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[> Whoa! Calm down, D! ;o) -- WW, 21:19:59 02/09/02 Sat
Again, I'm surprised at your sensitivity. I accept that you don't
intend to deliberately insult anyone, but a posting board such
as this is a medium where the written word can often be misinterpreted--that's
why "smilies," or emoticons were invented, to give other
people a clue as to your state of mind that might not be obvious
from your words.
As an example:
"darrenK gave me bad directions."
"darrenK gave me bad directions! ;)"
One is a bald statement that can be interpreted as being critical
of darren, or even angry with him; the other implies a certain
sense of humour about the situation, which is less offensive.
I'm not suggesting you should start using smilies all over the
place, I'm just trying to point out how any of us can offend someone
else without realizing it.
And, of course, the danger of inadvertently offending someone
is only multiplied if you post while drunk (unless you're Marie!).
So why don't we discuss this tomorrow, when you're sober? It probably
won't seem nearly as important then...
;o) (a winking smile indicating understanding and affection)
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[> [> Hey! (and is there an emoticon for "Shamefaced
grin"?! -- Marie, 05:29:54 02/10/02 Sun
(And vhD - don't worry about it! I often think that people wouldn't
get half so upset if only the typed word could show the nuances
of speech. We love you, really! - me especially, 'cos now someone
else has posted drunk!(said with a grin!))
Marie
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[> [> Re: an idle thought on emoticons.... -- mundusmundi,
13:05:48 02/10/02 Sun
Anybody else here despise them? I cringe at the thought of classic
writers of the past living in an era in which they were employed.
Imagine Fitzgerald:
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly
into the past.";););)
On the other hand, given the constraints of this medium, I do
admit they are useful. The only post that's ever halfway angered
me -- written, ironically, by one of the smartest people here
-- would have benefitted greatly from a simple emoticon. (If I
remember correctly, dubdub, you responded to that one with far
greater magnanimity than may have been deserved. :)
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[> [> [> Re: an idle thought on emoticons.... -- anom,
12:45:59 02/12/02 Tue
"Anybody else here despise them?"
I hate the basic one (you know the one I mean)--that's why I use
the mutant cyclops @>). I think it has to do with overexposure
to it in the '70s. On the other hand, I kinda admire the creativity
of some of the variations--one drawback of my mutant version is
that I can't make it wink: )>) ? Nah.
"Imagine Fitzgerald:
'So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly
into the past.';););)"
LOL! (how ya feel about net abbr's., mm?) But at least you don't
see emoticons in books even today, unless they're about the Internet.
Not yet, at least--or maybe I just haven't seen them.
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[> The end of the turnpike? Special nice vibes out to WW --
darrenK, 00:12:05 02/10/02 Sun
First off, I won't deny that the tone of my post was somewhat
arch, but I was put off by the tone of your post.
I e-mailed you directions on how to get to the gathering, but
you only told me you were coming from PA, you didn't say where
in PA or that you needed directions from your house or town. The
turnpike usually provides a nice generic place to start a set
of directions into Manhattan.
If you needed more help, you should have e-mailed me for a clarification.
Instead you posted on the board that I'd given you bad directions
like I'd done it intentionally or had refused to clarify them.
I tried to help you and instead you chose to try and embarrass
me. So I felt that your post wasn't only insulting, it was ungrateful.
I don't know where you live, nor do I know the exact highways
that connect you to the Turnpike, but I would have been happy
to help you find out, if only you'd have asked.
This is a misunderstanding about directions to a gathering you
couldn't come to anyway and should not affect whether or not you
continue to participate in discussions here on this board where
ALL have ALWAYS been made so welcome.
I'm sorry for my part in blowing this thing out of proportion
and I really don't want it to continue.
Thanks to WiseWoman for making large with the peaceful and friendly.
It's appreciated. Obviously, the WW moniker is well earned : )
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[> Re: If no body wants me here then just say so! -- JM, 06:05:06
02/10/02 Sun
Yikes, the posting while drunk. There really ought to be citations
for that sort of thing. Might keep me from doing it.
Because I then have to go through the morning after ritual of
looking for those posts. So far, the only damage I've done is
confused logic and bad grammar. Think I'll stick to fanficing
while under the influence.
(Note: Wow, tone is hard to achieve. This was meant to funny and
commiserative, not lecturing. Or confessional, even in the slightest.)
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[> I like your posts... -- Malandanza, 08:57:16 02/10/02 Sun
Especially this one from a few days back:
Shul: Life is not made up of Black and White Morality.
Nor is not made up of eternal Shades of Grey.
Life is filled with light when your eyes are open, but filled
with darkness when your eyes are closed.
vhD: I've tried opening my eyes. And all I saw was people trying
to pluck them out.
Optimism meets vhD... a classic stuggle!
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[> Re: Hmm ... I've seen this ep. Did somebody hex the beer?
:-) -- Dedalus, 09:31:23 02/10/02 Sun
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[> hey I like vhD -- Nevermore, 13:42:31 02/10/02 Sun
Me being a (The?) regular eccentric on this board, I can sympathise
with your pisd-offness vhd ;-) Maybe people just don't like originality.
Please continue loitering!
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[> All's well that ends well...I hope! -- Grace, 20:28:04 02/10/02
Sun
Not to but in on the NYC crowd, but seems like the transition
from "on-line friends" to "in-person friends"
didn't go too well (from the postings anyway....)
any attempts at trying again? or a recap of how the "actual"
meeting went? I am a little saddened by the hurt feelings etc.
that came from this seemingly great idea.
If you feel like sharing--I would like to know if you all staked
and made up?
:-)
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[> [> Re: All's well that ends well...I hope! -- Edward,
20:03:59 02/11/02 Mon
Kimberly actually did post a short message that night, it's gone
off to archives now.
Kimberly and I certainly had a good time and we hope that the
others did as well. (Our son age6 fell asleep after taking about
3 bytes of pizza, but that was not a comment on the company, but
the time.)
There was good food, and conversation with 8 adults (and one sleeping
child) and I know we would be interested in doing something like
it again, although the commute to the city is a little bit out
of the way for us.
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[> [> [> I think I can speak for the others and say that
we also had a good time -- d'Herblay, 20:49:39 02/11/02 Mon
After Kimberly, Edward and their son began the long treck home,
the remainder (anom, darrenK, Rahael and myself) slouched westward
with the intent of securing Rah's Region 1 DVDs. (She's a completist,
that Rahael. She has all of me.) After that, the four of us bent
ears and elbows at a local bar. We continued to discuss Buffy
(among other things) before finally dispersing at one a.m.
My thanks to all who showed up. Those who could not make it were
sorely missed.
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[> [> [> [> had a great time, wish you'd all been
there!... -- anom, 21:29:37 02/11/02 Mon
...well, maybe not all at once--woulda gotten crowded. (How many
posters are there anyway?) I was sorry to see later that there
were some inquiries that didn't get answered in time (I don't
use the computer on Shabbes & our out-of-towners had limited access,
due to the primitive conditions here in NYC). But we could have
a good time even without them, right? OK, not as good a time,
but still...I'd go to another local/regional get-together.
Maybe every poster who takes a trip should alert the board & we'll
have a welcoming committee wherever we go!
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Is Dawn a clone? -- LeeAnn, 06:21:39 02/10/02 Sun
Dawn was made from Buffy's blood, which I take to mean her genetic
material. Is Dawn articulating Buffy's unspoken thoughts, that
Buffy doesn't want to be here, that she was happier where she
was, that she wants to go back?
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[> Yes and no... -- Darby, 08:05:31 02/10/02 Sun
No in the strictest sense - she was created to be a sister, and
that's what she is (as a clone, she'd look like a young SMG, and
that's obviously not true).
It seems, though, now that the Key thing is of the past, that
she may be representing what Buffy would have been like without
the whole Slayer gig - and the important Giles role in her life.
If so, I think she's a bit more extreme than she should be - Buffy
may remember herself as an annoying mini-Cordelia, but the way
she stepped into her Slayer role speaks volumes about the inner
Buffy,
But maybe not. Let's compare Dawn to aspects of post-Slayer Buffy.
Dawn is self-absorbed. Buffy? Check. Dawn can actively ignore
when she's hurt others feelings. Buffy? Check. Dawn can purposely
try to hurt other's feelings when they don't give her the emotional
support she feels she needs. Buffy? Check. Dawn often ignores
possible consequences for more-or-less instant gratification.
Buffy? Check. Dawn has really long hair...finally, a significant
difference!
Chime in - when Michelle was hired, it wasn't to be the Key and
then die. What do you think the longterm plan was for Dawn (and
don't beat "replacement Slayer" to death with a stake)?
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[> [> Just the facts -- manwitch, 09:09:20 02/10/02 Sun
I offer no conclusions. But...
Some sort of "power" accepted Buffy for Dawn as either
an identical or equivalent sacrifice of blood.
Buffy, in Season 1, didn't really want to be the slayer. The end
of Season 1 is her real acceptance of the Slayer Calling. She
dies to the whining child that wants normalcy and comes to life
as the Slayer. She's 16.
Dawn is currently 15 (A small point that the show nearly screams
at us every epidsode). There is clearly some sort of equivalency
between her and Buffy, and its at the level of Blood. Slayer Blood
has long been noted to have special properties in the Buffyverse.
If Buffy's blood is the same as Dawn's (The Gift) than can we
assume that Dawn's is the same as Buffy's?
Sarah Michelle Gellar's contract is up at the end of Season 7
(n'est-ce pas?), the season in which Dawn will be 16.
I would also ask, what is the plan for Buffy? Is she to continue
on as the slayer until she is finally killed? Kinda depressing.
Or will she be let out of her contract, so to speak? Let someone
else take over? Doesn't immediately look like it'd be Faith, who
is busy taming a prison population somewhere. And if Faith doesn't
die, there's no other Slayers, according to Joss. Where else could
someone get Slayer blood? Hmmmmmm.
Note: I still don't think the whole key issue has been adequately
resolved. The "energy" incarnated in Dawn still has
something to offer, or the monkees wouldn't a kept it alive.
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[> [> [> Re: If Dawn is a clone, will she attack? Sorry,
Episode Two j/k -- Dedalus, 09:33:05 02/10/02 Sun
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[> [> Re: Yes and no... -- Apophis, 10:25:29 02/10/02 Sun
The way I understood it, Dawn was a being of energy (possibly
sentient, possibly not) that was transmuted by the monks into
a being of matter. Her body was based on, but not cloned from,
Buffy's DNA. Hence, they are similar enough to be sisters, but
not identical twins (which is, essentially, what a clone and its
template are, despite the age difference).
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Stricken from the Record (BtVS fiction) -- matching mole, 14:45:11
02/10/02 Sun
Here, after a long delay is the next installment. Hopefully anyone
still interested won't have completely forgotten the plot (such
as it is). This is set in the time period of Smashed and Wrecked.
I reckon that I'm about halfway through - I'll take a break until
the current round of new episodes is over and then start again.
Dedicated to everyone on this board who's ever had to sit through
a favulty meeting and to Wisewoman who has always had something
kind to say about each installment.
A couple of explanatory notes for those who may not know.
Extension Agents are people associated with universities whose
primary task is to provide services to members of the larger community
(e.g. teach farmers about new strains of crop plants, new pest
insects, etc.)
Research One refers to a system of classifying universities in
the U.S. Research One institutions are large, with extensive graduate
programs. A successful research program is generally the most
important aspect of a faculty member's career at such an institution
(as opposed to teaching).
Red Green refers 'The Red Green Show' a strange and deliberately
unsophisticated Canadian comedy program that is seen on public
television in the US
Stricken from the Record
Shadows on the Bottom of the Sea Part V
"I hereby call this meeting to order." The Chair of
the Department of Eldritch Studies glanced at her watch before
surveying the room. A substantial number of ornately carved seats
around the mahogany table were empty. "Where is everybody?"
A seven foot tall demon dressed in robes of crimson and black
with a face of awful beauty replied, "Mark said he was coming
down with something. I'll bet he stayed home today."
"And you know that both F'thrula and Gordon never show up,
Janet," said a short bald man seated at the far end of the
table who was using a laser pointer to trace the outlines of the
curvaceous demons stitched onto the heavy drapes that sealed out
the California sunshine.
"Yes, thank you Anton," the Chair's tone was frosty.
She turned her gaze from the bald man to the tall demon, "and
you as well, Crachthyon. What about Annabelle?"
"Always late." Anton put down his pointer and started
doodling on his note pad.
"Carnoth of the Red Tower?"
"Didn't you hear?" A rather nondescript man in a cardigan
spoke. "Carnoth was killed last Thursday."
"Oh no." The Chair put her face in her hands. "That
makes four new vacancies this semester. The dean will never let
us keep all those lines. Not with the current budget."
"Was it...?" Crachthyon turned his glorious and terrible
visage to the man in the cardigan.
"Yup." The man nodded. "Slayer."
Crachthyon glared. "Were you completely uninvolved in this
unfortunate incident, Doug?"
Doug raised his hands and held them out for Crachthyon to observe.
"Squeaky clean. See?"
"That's exactly the problem. As an extension agent for the
forces of Good you have a conflict of interest."
"Are you accusing Douglas of unprofessional ethics?"
The Chair frowned at Crachthyon.
"No, certainly not," Crachthyon said hastily. "My
apologies, Doug for any implied criticism. It's just that faculty
with certain philosophies seem to suffer particularly high rates
of attrition. I am now the only member actively involved in Evil
left in the whole department. And my own survival is largely due
to the highly theoretical nature of my research."
"Hey. I'm Evil too," protested a young woman who had
not previously spoken.
"Sorry Patricia." Crachthyon inclined his head. "I
wasn't intentionally ignoring you. But you must admit that your
commitment to Evil is half-hearted at best. Didn't I see you petting
a kitten last week?"
"You could interpret that as indicating a fondness for gambling."
Anton was drawing a crude sketch of three kittens playing poker.
"Sounds pretty evil to me."
"I can assure you," Doug interrupted, "that I can
keep my responsibilities as an extension agent for the forces
of Good and those as an adjunct member of this department entirely
separate. All conflicts are filed with the departmental ombudsman."
Doug looked at the one being at the table who had not yet spoken,
a five foot long blob with corkscrew eyestalks and eight feet,
all encased in Doc Martens. "This year I have filed eighty
five such reports. My extension responsibilities have caused me
to foil a number of schemes hatched by Carnoth in his capacity
as the extension agent for Evil but my loyalty to the university
and my belief in academic freedom would never allow me to harm
another faculty member."
"How about a graduate student?" Anton didn't look up
from his doodling as he spoke.
"A graduate student, eh? That's a very different story."
Everyone chuckled at Doug's comment.
"If we could get down to business." The Chair shuffled
the papers in front of her. "I'd like to introduce a new
member of our office staff." She gestured to a rather amorphous
demon adhered to the wall to her left. "This is the THING
WITH 57 EYES, a recent immigrant to Sunnydale. It appears to have
an outstanding work ethic and a very good memory. It assures me
that it can recall the events of an entire meeting with no need
for short hand."
"Everything?" Crachthyon raised one magnificent yet
horrifying eyebrow. "Couldn't you forget about what I said
just now? Doug is a valued colleague even if he does misguidedly
toil against the forces of darkness and I wouldn't want folks
to think I was disrespectful."
"I don't think I can just forget things sir. Would it be
O.K. if I just don't write it down in the official minutes later?"
"Yes, yes that's fine, THING." The Chair seemed anxious
to move on. "So can we have a motion to officially welcome
THING to Eldritch Studies?"
"I move to welcome the THING WITH 37 EYES to the Department
of Eldritch Studies, Madam Chair."
"That's 57 EYES, but thank you Crachthyon. Anyone care to
second the motion?"
"I'll second it." Doug grinned at Crachthyon.
"All in favour?"
A muted chorus of 'ayes' followed.
"Very good." The Chair turned to the secretary on the
wall. "Let the record show that the vote was unanimous.
"Is there any old business?" She looked around the room.
"Anything left from last time?"
"Can we speed this up, Janet?" The bald man looked up.
"I have a class in half an hour."
Janet glared at Anton. "If there is no old business then
I will start the new business with a brief report on my meeting
with the Dean. Unfortunately the news is far from good. UC Sunnydale
has had its budget slashed by 1.2% and he is asking all departments
to cut back. If we are to have any hope of hiring new faculty
to fill our vacant lines we must economize in other areas. Starting
immediately we will have to start charging faculty grants for
use of the departmental copier. The office and magical supplies
cabinets will be kept locked and faculty must record material
that they remove to prevent a recurrence of past abuses of departmental
resources. The basilisk lips in particular are being used at a
staggering rate. Please limit yourselves to no more than seven
per month."
"Seven?" Anton stopped doodling and glared at Janet.
"Who uses seven basilisk lips in a semester? Somebody's been
using seven in a month?"
"The month before last the department supply was depleted
by over 160 basilisk lips. That is approximately fifteen per faculty
member."
"I've only used half a dozen in the past year." Anton
shifted his gaze from being to being around the table as if he
were an interrogator brought in to uncover the notorious basilisk
lip waster.
"Some people have active research programs." Patricia
met Anton's gaze defiantly.
"Be that as it may," Janet said wearily, "the department
can only afford to supply each of you with seven lips per month."
"If other faculty don't use their full complement, will the
excess be available for those who need them?" Patricia asked.
"Let's look at how many get used next month. We have used
up most of the year's stock in one semester. Shall we move on?"
Janet picked up a paper from the top of her pile.
"What am I supposed to do until then?"
"You could go down to the magic shop and buy your own if
you really need so many. The next item on the agenda is..."
"This is really irresponsible." Patricia broke in, raising
her normally quiet voice to a shrill pitch. "It shows a real
lack of concern for the special needs of Evil faculty. The slayer
is known to spend a significant amount of time at the magic shop.
One of my graduate students presented data to that effect at our
last symposium. If I were to go to the magic shop I would be placing
myself in significant danger of being slain."
Crachthyon started laughing. She stared at him coldly. He managed
to compose himself. "I'm sorry Patricia. I really am. Evil
is no excuse for lack of manners and collegiality. But I can't
help it. You need to get out more. Unless your Evil starts to
consist of more than giving Anton a nasty rash and erasing all
records of your library fines I doubt that you are in much danger
of being slain."
Patricia gasped, her jet-black hair quivering slightly. "Janet
I must protest. This is inappropriate behavior. Crachthyon is
defaming my accomplishments in my chosen field. In front of my
peers."
"Oooh! You're both so evil!" Anton's voice dripped sarcasm
as his pen moved furiously across his pad of paper. One of the
kittens now had hair that was very similar in style to Patricia's
severe cut.
"Alright, Patricia, please calm down. I'm sure arrangements
can be made for you to obtain the basilisk lips you need. And
Crachthyon, please desist from personal attacks. Evil is no excuse
for incivility."
"He just said that." Anton actually smiled.
"Well he should listen to himself then." Janet snapped
and fixed Anton with a glare that was two levels nastier than
the earlier one.
"On to other business," Janet continued. "Are all
the routine magicks working normally?"
"Yes, I believe so." Anton flipped through the pages
of his pad until he found the one he wanted. "The Glamour
of Cretinism has been renewed on all the relevant government agencies.
There seems to be little danger of a second 'Initiative' fiasco.
The Office Hours curse has only allowed three undergraduates to
enter our department in the last five years."
"What about the Nerdly Lure? That was supposed to be implemented
over a year ago when there was concern that the Slayer would leave
the university." Doug opened his notebook and appeared to
be looking for something. "The last thing I heard she had
dropped out completely."
"She was back on campus a month or so ago." Anton frowned.
"The spell must be taking a little while to kick in."
"I believe she was on campus for little more than an hour
and left after being assaulted by those three irritating would-be
super villains." Janet joined the discussion. "She has
yet to return. Perhaps the spell should be checked?" Anton
frowned and nodded agreement.
Janet pulled a letter from the bottom of her pile of documents.
"I have here a communication from Association of Genii. Apparently
one of their members came across a reference to the Necronomicon
on out web site and was most offended."
"I guess that was my page." Patricia had slight hints
of both defiance and hesitation in her voice. "I have a quite
extensive section on deconstructing the mystical text." Crachthyon
rolled his violet and gold eyes in their orbits. "But I don't
see how it could offend anyone."
"Apparently you refer to the author as the Mad Arab Abdul
Alhazred." Janet's voice stumbled as she read the unfamiliar
words. "Is that correct?"
"More or less."
"Well the genii take exception to that description of the
author."
"But that's the whole point. Writing the book drove him mad."
"Well what would you like me to say to the genii? Or perhaps
you would like to respond?" Janet asked the second question
with a not inconsiderable amount of hope in her voice. "You
could probably explain it far better than I could. Tactfully too,
I'm sure."
Patricia held out her hand for the letter with a resigned expression
on her face.
"Now on to the main business of the afternoon." Janet
pulled out her own pad of paper and put it on top of her pile
of documents. "The next item on the agenda is a discussion
of any new supernatural phenomena in the Sunnydale area and initial
assignment of interesting demons, monsters of fable, witches,
and so on to the appropriate member of the faculty. Extension
members, unfortunately meaning Doug alone at this meeting, will
comment on any practical problems arising from the new arrivals.
Are there any observations to report?"
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"Well, to state the obvious, there's an Old One in town."
"Is that an old one in the recently archaic meaning, i.e.
a demon, Anton? Or do you refer to the transdimensional beings
the predate the existence of our entire reality?" The slug-like
being with the spiral eyestalks spoke for the first time. Her
voice with deep, melodious, and distinctly feminine.
"What do you think, Mel? No one has used the term old one
for demons in at least five years. I'm talking about the big tentacley
thing that exists simultaneously in several planes."
"Just keeping the record straight." Mel wiggled her
eyestalks. "An Old One. With capital letters. How delicious.
I never thought I'd get one of those on my life list."
"I take it that the arrival of this Old One is a significant
event?" Crachthyon turned his captivating yet sinister features
towards Mel.
"Theoreticians." Anton directed a sneer at Crachthyon.
"The Old Ones are at the heart of it all. Almost first in
the cosmic scheme of things. Only the Elder Gods are more ancient."
"Gee, and I always thought it was the younger gods who were
older than anyone." Crachthyon sneered right back. "Being
old certainly hasn't resulted in very original names."
"If you're the first then by definition anything you do is
original." Doug chimed in.
"I think that's enough banter." Janet stared at them
over the top of her snake bone spectacles. "Is anyone interested
in pursuing the Old One as a research project? Does he/she/it
fit into anyone's existing research? Does the Old One represent
a threat to any existing project?"
"A threat?" Doug chuckled. "That's completely up
to it."
"I don't think we have enough information to answer your
questions, Janet. Is this Old One acting for good or evil? Or
does it have more complex motivations?" Crachthyon spoke
calmly and smoothly. "If it is evil then I would of course
like first claim at studying it."
"The Old One is beyond good and evil as you know it. You
might as well ask if the heart of the sun is friendly."
"Oh grow up, Anton. Do you really buy any of that crap? Beyond
good and evil? Next you'll be arguing that a book is just ink
and paper. Pick a side!"
"Crachthyon that's enough." Janet's statement didn't
come out quite as forcefully as she might have wanted. Several
of the faculty were starting to mutter. It was quite amazing how
much noise three or four mutterers could make.
"Would you like some detail on the Old One?" Mel's voice
cut through the background discussion. "Maybe that would
clarify things a little."
"Please." Janet waved her hand vaguely in Mel's direction.
"And could you strike the last few comments from the record,
THING?"
"Starting where, Dr. Delorme?"
"I guess everything back to where I started asking questions."
"...Do the Old Ones represent a threat, etc."
"Exactly. Now if you could continue, Mel."
"Well the Old Ones exist in many dimensions simultaneously.
Each has a mass equivalent to a medium sized planet. Like Neptune,
say. Of course only a small amount of that is present on any given
plane. They are only actually aware on a few planes, possibly
only one, at a time. Thus their forms usually appear to be sleeping."
"Are they dangerous?" Doug glanced over at both Anton
and Crachthyon as he asked this.
"You betcha, honey." Mel seemed to relish the question.
"Their transdimensional properties render them virtually
invulnerable to any sort of conventional physical or magical trauma.
They generally do not act in a manner we would consider as actively
malevolent but they do not seem to regard other beings as really
existing in any meaningful way. Things that only exist in a single
plane are beneath their concern to be consumed, crushed, or ignored
as suits their momentary purpose."
"Sounds like Evil to me. Ignoring the rights of others, wreaking
havoc, all the bad stuff." Crachthyon was delighted. "I'm
sure I could get a grant to pursue this Old One in depth. I could
use it to demonstrate my work on the fundamental Evil at the heart
of the multiverse."
"You haven't been in the field in years, Crach. There's an
awful lot of slime out there. Not to mention blood, mucus, and
other complex fluids." Doug's voice was deadpan. "And
I'm not sure if just not caring makes you evil. That means a locomotive's
evil? I spent a half an hour talking with the Old One today and
that's what it reminded me of. An out of control locomotive speeding
down the track towards a chicken coop." He grinned. "We're
the chickens."
"Thank you, Doug." Patricia's voice sounded more pained
than normal. "I was able to grasp the point of your little
analogy without explanation. Despite its crude nature."
"So you perceive this Old One as a threat, Douglas?"
"A potential threat, Madam Chair. Given the capabilities
that Mel has described there is little we could do to prevent
any action it might choose to take. I doubt that even the Special
Vice Provost for Apocalypses could accomplish much in this case.
The Old One has tenure in a big way."
"Really?" Patricia smirked. "At a Research One
institution?"
"In the universe, baby," replied Doug doing a reasonable
Frank Sinatra imitation. "It's here to stay until entropy
plays the last song."
"Ewww." Mel's eyestalks came half uncoiled. "Knock
off the science talk. There's a time and a place for everything."
"Could we stay on topic for five seconds if it's not too
much to ask." Janet looked at her watch.
"Yes madam Chair." Doug's voice was deadpan, again.
"Do I understand correctly, Douglas that you have had direct
contact with this Old One?" Janet tried to keep her voice
as calm as Doug's.
"Yeah, it interviewed me."
"It...interviewed you?" Crachthyon raised both of his
glorious and grotesque eyebrows. "That's what I said. Sat
me down, handed me a Double Meat Special and started asking questions."
"What did it ask, if I may be so bold?" asked Crachthyon.
"That is if it's not a violation of professional ethics for
me to ask."
"Mostly it asked me how I liked Sunnydale."
There was a long silence and then Janet spoke up. "And you
replied, how?"
"It's on the beach, housing is cheap, and 'Red Green' is
on PBS twice a week. What more could I ask for?"
"I find it difficult to believe that you were so flippant
to an Old One." Mel giggled. "Although the idea is delicious.
Most likely it asked you about demons and the like?"
"Just the general atmosphere. Nothing specific."
"I suggest," Janet looked straight at Doug who stared
back innocently, "that we all keep our eyes and other sensory
organs alert for information concerning the Old One. Based on
Mel's statement it seems that there is little we can do to drive
away this creature so we should try and learn as much as possible
about its intentions. Are there any other newcomers to report?"
"A ghoul and a necromancer." Doug shrugged. "Pretty
small potatoes. The necromancer seems to have vanished."
"There are a couple of potentially interesting humans as
well," Mel chipped in. "They seem well informed on matters
arcane. One is a former Watcher. She doesn't seem to be up to
much. Just acting like a tourist."
"Sounds suspicious to me. The Watcher's council has ruined
at least three of my experiments." Patricia glared at Anton
who was smiling. "It's not funny."
"I quite agree," said Janet. "Perhaps you could
look into it then, Patricia? Get the details from Mel. And what
about the other, Mel?"
"She claims to represent seem some sort of demon liberation
group according to my sources. Her goal appears to be removal
of demons to a protected area to keep them apart from humans."
"This must be stopped at once." Patricia and Anton spoke
simultaneously. Then Patricia continued alone. "All of my
research will be ruined if she continues with this irresponsible
behaviour."
"I agree that this sounds like a very serious challenge to
our program. The Hellmouth-Sunnydale interface is unique opportunity
for cutting edge Eldritch research." Janet stopped for a
couple of seconds, staring at the enormous wrought iron chandelier
suspended from a chain that protruded through the ceiling tiles.
"Perhaps Doug...and, um, Crahthyon? Could the two of you
investigate further? With your opposing viewpoints I trust the
two of you to decide on a solution that will satisfy the entire
department."
"Very well." Crachthyon sounded glum. "As the lone
representative, rather almost the lone representative of evil
I must agree. Although I'm not trained for this sort of work."
"Relax, big guy." Doug smiled. "I'll make sure
the young lady doesn't hurt you."
"And now, for what has become our traditional closing topic."
Janet stacked her papers into a neat pile in preparation for departure.
"Have their been any new developments in the Spike/Slayer
situation?"
"Janet I really don't see what this has to do with departmental
business. Ever since the Initiative contaminated Spike with that
technology," Anton grimaced as he said the 't' word, "he
has not been part of anyone's research. In fact there was a motion
made last year that he be surreptitiously 'sacrificed' before
he disrupted any more of our studies. Only his close association
with the Slayer and her companions prevented us from taking action."
"Oh come on. You can't deny the fascination. A vampire, evil
in nature but prevented from acting on his impulses falls in love
with his mortal enemy. She in turn appears to be no longer completely
human." Patricia's hand played with her ebony bangs as she
spoke.
"And then he takes off his shirt and you get your jollies
Patricia." Anton grinned. "I don't see the eldritchness
of the situation, except for the Slayer not being human which
could be investigated through other means."
"It could lead to new insights into the nature of evil,"
Patricia replied.
"But it could be argued that Spike is no longer evil, honey."
Mel's voice was sooth as slime. "I prefer to consider the
situation as one of redemption."
Crachthyon cleared his throat, a sound reminiscent of canary songs
slowly fading out with the onset of carbon monoxide poisoning.
"Studying those that turn from the true path can teach us
much about the ways of evil. You should read my paper on the effects
of stochastic properties and dynamic equilibria on messianic apocalyptic
trajectories."
"Math." Anton made yet another face. "I still think
that this more to do with an appreciation of pecs and cheekbones
than immoral equations."
Patricia merely smiled while Crachthyon's face turned the colour
of a fine Burgundy wine slowly turning to vinegar in an ancient
French abbey housing a nameless terror.
"I think the big guy's blushing."
"Nonsense, Doug. Evil blushes at nothing." Crachthyon's
voice suddenly lost its luster and menace. "It's just hot
in here."
"He is blushing!" Mel's voice was rich with delight.
"Who'd have thought it, eh?" Doug chuckled at Crachthyon's
obvious discomfort. "The evil Crachthyon a prude? Or could
it be?" The beautiful and terrible demon's face had turned
the colour of the blood fungi of the Boureth hell dimension after
a particularly disgusting meal. "I think it is." Doug's
normally laconic tone was almost gleeful. "Not that there's
anything wrong with that."
"Crachthyon's private life is his own business," Janet
said firmly.
"Oh, I agree completely, Janet." Anton stared at the
discomfited Crachthyon. "I'm just curious that a self-professed
evil-thinker, if not an actual evil-doer, would be so reticent.
I'd think that the love that dare not speak its name would fit
in well with his world-view."
"Perhaps his is a more austere evil." Anton had given
the second kitten a rough rendering of Crachthyon's features.
"Anyway I think that being gay is now included under Good
nowadays." Patricia's tone was superior.
"I believe it is a matter of personal interpretation and
thus morally relative." Janet made her voice as loud as possible
without shouting. "If there is no..."
"Did someone mention moral relativity? I'm just in time."
An attractive young woman with pale purple skin and two pupils
in each eye breezed into the room.
"Annabelle you are almost an hour late," Janet responded.
"If you must be tardy please do not interrupt."
"But she's the extension agent for Moral Ambiguity. Who better
to fill us in on how Crachthyon's sexuality fits into the big
picture." Doug pulled out the chair beside his and gestured
for Annabelle to sit down.
"I think this conversation and the meeting will end now."
Janet picked up her pile of papers. "THING could you strike
the last exchange from the record? Ambiguity may be useful in
the field but it has no place in a faculty meeting, unless you
are trying to confuse the administration."
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[> [> Re: Stricken from the Record (2) -- Rendyl, 10:22:55
02/11/02 Mon
Color my day officially made. :)
Ren
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[> Re: In a past life... -- WW, 08:45:49 02/11/02 Mon
...I had to take minutes of Faculty of Science meetings at Simon
Fraser University.
This first part gave me cold chill flashbacks!
;o)
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[> [> Re: In a past life... -- Brian, 10:57:59 02/11/02
Mon
Oh, Matching Mole, you made my day. You brought back all those
silly faculty meetings I suffered through. Very real stuff, and
very funny!
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[> [> I feel your pain -- matching mole, 11:00:00 02/12/02
Tue
Before our recent move my wife and I were part of an extremely
disfunctional biology department. At the worst times faculty meetings
were the thing most dreaded. The person I felt most sorry for
was the department's administrator, a wonderful woman, who had
to sit there silently writing down the most god awful stuff.
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[> "Hey. I'm Evil too,"--a parodic parallel -- anom,
18:37:09 02/11/02 Mon
This was sent to an email list for Jewish progressives. I was
thinking of posting it here, & matching mole's marvelous missive
gave me the perfect opening. (Can't wait to see the next installment,
mm!) Sorry 'bout the forwarding formatting, but hope you enjoy.
> > ANGERED BY SNUBBING, LIBYA, CHINA SYRIA
FORM AXIS OF JUST AS EVIL
> >
> >
> > Cuba, Sudan, Serbia Form Axis of Somewhat Evil.
> >
> > Other Nations Start Own Clubs.
> >
> > Beijing - Bitter after being snubbed for membership
> > in the "Axis of Evil," Libya, China, and Syria
today announced they had
> > formed the "Axis of Just as Evil," which they
said would be way eviler
> > than that stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President
Bush warned of in
> his State of the Union address.
> >
> > Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed
the new axis as
> > having, for starters, a really dumb name. "Right.
> > They are Just as Evil...in their dreams!" declared
North Korean leader
Kim Jong-il.
> >
> > "Everybody knows we're the best evils... best at
being evil... we're the
> best."
> >
> > Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being
excluded,
> > although they conceded they did ask if they could join
the Axis of Evil.
> > "They told us it was full," said Syrian President
Bashar al-Assad.
> > "An Axis can't have more than three countries,"
explained Iraqi
> > President Saddam Hussein. "This is not my rule,
it's tradition. In World
> > War II you had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil
Axis. So you can
only have three.
And a secret handshake. Ours is wicked cool."
> >
> > THE AXIS PANDEMIC
> >
> > International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration
was swift,
> > as within minutes, France surrendered.
> > Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations rushed to gain triumvirate
status in
> what became a game of geopolitical chairs.
> > Cuba, Sudan, and Serbia said they had formed the Axis
of Somewhat Evil,
> > forcing Somalia to join with Uganda and Myanmar in the
Axis of
> Occasionally Evil, while Bulgaria, Indonesia and Russia established
> > the Axis of Not So Much Evil Really As Just Generally
Disagreeable.
> >
> > With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable
clubs
> > filling up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied
to be called
the
> > Axis of Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly
Won't Be Asked to
Host
> > the Olympics; Canada, Mexico, and Australia formed the
Axis of Nations
that
> > Are Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Nasty Thoughts
About
> > America.
> >
> > Meanwhile Spain, Scotland, and New Zealand established
the Axis
> > of Countries That Be Allowed to Ask Sheep to wear Lipstick.
> > "That's not a threat, really, just something we
like to do," said
> > Scottish Executive First Minister Jack McConnell.
> >
> > While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't
perhaps
> > making fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval
for most axis,
> > although he rejected the establishment of the Axis of
Countries whose
> Names End in "Guay," accusing one of its members
of filing a false
application.
> > Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied
the charges.
> > Israel, meanwhile, insisted it didn't want to join any
Axis, but
> > privately, world leaders said that's only because no
one asked them.
> >
> > =====
> > James Longley
[don't know who he is or if he originated this, but the message
I got it in had a link to http://www.littleredbutton.com (I went
to the site but couldn't find anything related--it might be incompatible
w/my Opera browser).
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[> [> OMG!! That's the best laugh I've had in weeks!! ;o)
-- dubdub, 20:13:03 02/11/02 Mon
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[> [> The above is from The Onion www.theonion.com (VERY
funny!) -- vandalia, 23:38:15 02/11/02 Mon
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[> [> [> Actually, it's from SatireWire.com (not quite
as funny) -- d'Herblay, 00:38:25 02/12/02 Tue
Here's the original.
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Willow, Tara & crossing the line -- JCC, 15:03:55 02/10/02 Sun
I've heard a lot of people say that Willow croosed the line in
"All the Way" when she cast the spell to make Tara forget
the fight.Although I agree with that,maybe Tara's reaction was
a bit hasty. Does anyone remember "Family" when Tara
cast a spell that put the whole group in danger? Willow didn't
even get angry. Maybe Tara should take a leaf from Willow's book.
Willow has been exploiting magic a lot, but can she be blamed.
A lot of pressure was put on her in Season 5. Buffy telling her
that she was the only one who could hurt Glory went to her head
& the group kept expecting her to do spells for them. She also
had to use her magic to save Tara after Glory brain sucked her.
Willow crossed the line in raising Buffy, but Xander, Anya and
even Tara not only encouraged this, but helped out. Willow thought
her friend was suffering in hell and felt she had no other choice.
After the encouragment she recieved from the group in S5, it was
a big change for Will to have people she loves like Giles & Tara
tell her she is an idiot for using so much magic....
Comments? Opinions?
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[> Re: Willow, Tara & crossing the line -- grifter, 15:39:15
02/10/02 Sun
The problem is that Tara cannot trust Willow anymore. Willow had
to stop using magic, but how could Tara trust that she would?
She had to fear that Willow would manipulate her brain so she
wouldn´t know about Willo´w´s magic-usage. It
took the combined shock of Tara leaving and Dawn nearly dying
because of Willow to get her to realize how wrong her ways were.
And, apart from that, it´s not like Tara and Giles have
only recently started to worry about Willow. Giles warned her
as early as s1/ep3 that magic was dangerous. Tara was concerned
with Willows progress in s5. Willow didn´t "cross the
line" in a giant leap, but rather in small steps.
Tara did the exactly right thing in an "abusive" relationship
as theirs: Go away.
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[> Re: Willow, Tara & crossing the line -- Cactus Watcher,
15:40:17 02/10/02 Sun
I think the general feeling is that Tara used her magic in 'Family'
to hide something, but that Willow used her magic in 'All the
Way' to win/avoid the argument with Tara over her use of magic.
In both cases the object of the spell was to manipulate someone,
so you have a point. But, I think it's pretty clear that Willow
was more intent on changing Tara to her liking, where as Tara
just wanted things to stay the way they were.
Willow pretty much was running the Scoobies to suit herself at
the time they raised Buffy. Tara was certainly on her side, and
all of them wanted Buffy back. But, it was largely Willow's decision
to do the spell, despite the fact that the others particularly
Xander had reservations.
It's interesting that fans are so loyal to Willow, that it's hard
for many of them to see that some of the things that have been
going on are her fault. There are plenty of things the other characters
are to blame for, but Willow has her share.
Willow has shown flaws before. Remember how many times she accused
Xander of having emotional problems in the first few seasons.
In fact she was just showing her sadness and frustration over
her own emotional problems. It looks like there is nothing wrong
with magic. But, Willow is not in well enough in control of herself
to use it with out risk.
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[> [> Re: Willow, Tara & crossing the line -- alcibiades,
18:36:07 02/10/02 Sun
It's been pointed out elsewhere that the kind of mindwipe that
Willow did on Tara is quite similar to the kind of mindwipe that
Warren did on Katrina. Don't like the opposition coming from your
(ex) girlfriend, give her no option as to what to think. Willow
does this not once but twice, the first time during a simple fight
when such a reaction is completely OTT, the second time after
Tara has told her if she doesn't change her act viz magic, Tara
will leave her. Willow doesn't want to change, doesn't want to
consider that she is in the wrong, so she attempts to wipe the
burgeoning thought from Tara's mind that she might leave, because
she wants Tara to love her as she is. And if that includes taking
Tara's free will away from her, that is fine with her at this
point. She doesn't stop to consider even to brood about the right
or wrong of it. She just acts.
It's not unlike Katrina telling Warren, you make me want to vomit,
and him saying, are you sure about that, then zapping her, and
her next words are, I love you, Master.
The parallel to Tara and her demon spell, I believe, is Buffy.
Tara throws up a demon hiding spell so the SG won't see her true
face, her part demon aspect.
Buffy in Season 6 has been hiding in the shadows, because she
doesn't want her friends to see her. Buffy even tells Tara, The
way they would look at me... I couldn't. That's more or less what
Tara was afraid of in Family as well. The way they would look
at her, the rejection.
Xander in Gone has told Buffy point blank that anyone who wants
Spike would have to be a loser or certifiably insane. In Restless
when Buffy is supposed to be looking for her friends, she puts
on a mask, and Riley tells her now you are on your own.
alcibiades
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[> [> Re: Willow, Tara & crossing the line -- Shabidoo,
03:01:13 02/11/02 Mon
In regard to Willow being more culpable than the others in raising
Buffy, let's not forget her sparkly "Boss of Us" plaque.
The others had put trust in Willow to lead them responsibly. Although,
the Scoobies, including Tara, are to blame for trusting her blindly
and for unnecessarily selecting an unproven leader when Giles
was already on hand.
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[> Re: Willow, Tara & crossing the line (Spoilers) -- Robert,
23:26:21 02/10/02 Sun
"I've heard a lot of people say that Willow croosed the line
in "All the Way" when she cast the spell to make Tara
forget the fight.Although I agree with that,maybe Tara's reaction
was a bit hasty. Does anyone remember "Family" when
Tara cast a spell that put the whole group in danger?"
There are a couple subtle but important differences. Tara took
full responsibility for her act and did not offer excuses. She
agreed to leave as repentance. This coupled with the known extenuating
circumstances provided the gang with sufficient evidence that
Tara could be trusted.
Tara performed her spell in response to the threat of losing her
dear friends (through discovery of her being a demon). Willow
performed her spells because she was losing control. She was fixing
her spell mistakes with more spell mistakes. The result is that
Tara knows she cannot trust Willow.
The damage is compounded by Tara's terror of losing her mind.
In "Blood Ties", Tara was most terrified by the prospect
of being mind-sucked. In "Once More With Feeling", she
sang about how hurt she was to be so manipulated after having
been mind-sucked.
Please note, that Tara did not condem Willow and that there is
possibility of reconciliation. Willow must prove that she can
again be trusted before such can occur. We saw the beginnings
of reconciliation in "Dead Things".
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on the subject of hair -- vampire hunter D, 18:48:51 02/10/02
Sun
Ever notice how everyone always has perfect hair? No matter how
wild the sex, or violent the fight, Buffy never has a hair out
of place. Spike I could understand, with all the gel, but why
isn't Buffy's hair ever mussed? It not only her. All the girls
can wake up and have perfect hair after being in bed for hours
(one scene that comes to mind is when buffy gets out of bet and
goes into Dawn's room. Both have perfectly brushed hair despite
sleeping on it). NOw, I don't know how it is for any of you, but
when I had long hair it was a real mess when I got out of bed.
Has anyone else noticed this? m I beeing to nit-picky?
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[> Re: on the subject of hair -- Apophis, 20:12:39 02/10/02
Sun
Due to the fact that there is no such town as Sunnydale, California,
we can assume that BTVS takes place in an alternate universe.
If this is the case, then it's safe to assume that this universe
opperates under different laws of nature. One of those laws apparently
states that the hair of females is unaffected by non-deliberate
alteration. See? There's always a logical explanation for everything.
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[> [> Re: on the subject of hair -- Grace, 20:16:59 02/10/02
Sun
Re-run on FX not too long ago where Buffy wakes up with her hair
kinda messed up(knotted in the front). She is embarassed b/c Angel
is there but it is smoothed down with the brush of a hand.
It is an attempt at realism at least!.
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[> [> [> The Prom -- Cactus Watcher, 06:11:16 02/11/02
Mon
It was on broadcast TV recently, too. ;o) Amazing how after a
wipe of her hand and it was all back in place.
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[> Hair and change -- Caroline, 20:20:52 02/10/02 Sun
Hold on. Remember back in season 1, Buffy was meeting Angel at
the Bronze but came up against beasties on patrol and did have
messy hair with straw in it - which I think Cordy commented on?
And you gotta admit that Buffy's hair looked pretty scraggly coming
out of the grave in Bargaining. And in her 'Life's a Show' scene
in Once More with Feeling, her hair got onto her face and she
had to flick it away! And I don't know if you noticed in that
first scene in Dead Things, Buffy's hair (shock, horror) WAS NOT
FLICKING ALL THE SAME WAY!!!!!!
Now there must be some correlation to her emotional state in all
of this:
Mussy hair in season 1 - jealous of Cordy for moving in on Angel.
Mussy hair in Bargaining - torn out of heaven, crawled out of
the grave.
Mussy hair in OMWF - offered herself as replacement to go to hell
(kinda like suicide, hmmm?)
Mussy hair in Dead Things - boinking a vamp!! Oh the huge moral
quandary!
I'm sure other board members will think of many more deeply significant
correlations. But what I find most significant is the fact that
Buffy CUT HER HAIR!!! You know that a woman only does that when
she is contemplating a major change in her life. There's definitely
foreshadowing here.
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[> [> If you have long hair (OT) -- verdantheart, 07:40:35
02/11/02 Mon
My hair is below my waist. I find that sleeping with it in a ponytail
really reduces the tangling. (A nightcap is ideal, but a real
turn-off, apparently.) I highly recommend a ponytail and a good
supply of detangler.
It's interesting how many compliments you get if you have long,
shiny hair (particularly at my age). Most of the compliments come
from women, but I think most men are a little shy about complimenting
a woman lest the compliment be taken the wrong way.
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[> [> [> Re: If you have long hair (OT) -- Rendyl, 10:10:25
02/11/02 Mon
You have my admiration...or maybe my sympathies? (grin)
About the time mine is long enough to accidently sit on I seem
to be overtaken by this psychotic frenzy of 'oh gawd I am nothing
but hair!' and 'aghhh, I look like cousin IT', which leads to
whacking it off or having it whacked off. Then I return to normal.
I can't sleep in a ponytail but sleeping in a braid seems to keep
it untangled. I also found this great de-tangling brush that my
daughter and I use. Snarls that I would normally say were impossible
to get out come out in a few brush strokes.
Ren
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[> [> [> [> You must have thicker hair than I do ...
-- verdantheart, 13:44:21 02/11/02 Mon
Mine is fine and straight, straight, straight.
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[> [> [> [> [> Bottom Line - Men like long hair
on women -- Brian, 03:16:58 02/13/02 Wed
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[> Zevon speaks... -- OnM, 21:16:09 02/10/02 Sun
I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand
Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain
He was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook's
Going to get himself a big dish of beef chow mein
Werewolves of London
If you hear him howling around your kitchen door
Better not let him in
Little old lady got mutilated late last night
Werewolves of London again
Werewolves of London
He's the hairy-handed gent who ran amuck in Kent
Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair
Better stay away from him
He'll rip your lungs out, Jim
I'd like to meet his tailor
Werewolves of London
Well, I saw Lon Chaney walking with the Queen
Doing the Werewolves of London
I saw Lon Chaney, Jr. walking with the Queen
Doing the Werewolves of London
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's
His hair was perfect
Werewolves of London
Draw blood
............ Warren Zevon
*******
So there ya have it. It's metaphysical!
;)
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[> Re: on the subject of hair -- skeeve, 10:09:55 02/12/02
Tue
In Buffy's case it might be that her supernatural healing ability
includes her hair.
Also, in I Robot, You Jane, Buffy had an electrifying experience.
Buffy askd her friends to be honest: "How's my hair?"
Just fine, they lied.
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Faith and Hedorah (the Smog Monster): Monsters in the same mold?
-- Goji3, 19:20:37 02/10/02 Sun
Crazy...it just hit me...
I was reading the thing on whether Faith is evil or not and it
struck me like a bolt of lighting.
Everyone says Faith's reasons for turning bad was because of her
bad childhood, but that alone did not cause her to turn evil.
Neglect did. The scoobies never really reached out to her, and
she really needed it. Almost everytime I see her on the show I
only think of one thing... "Awww...she needs a hug".
They helped 'Create' her as she is today (yet, they don't seem
to aknowledge that for the mostpart). to quote Lisa Simpson (on
Bart's missbehavior) "...That little hellraiser is the spawn
of every shrieking comercial, every brain rotting soda-pop, every
teacher who cares less about young minds then about cashing their
big, fat paychecks. No, Bart's not a monster...You can't create
a monster and then whine when he stomps on a few buildings".
(Plus, she had a few lose screws to begin with).
Faith is the product of neglect....Just like Hedorah: the smog
monster. Born out of the filth of our waste and the neglect of
it, it rises up to remind us of our mistakes and their deadly
consequences. Faith, unfortunately, didn't get her message out
to the scoobs. for they continued to neglect her. it should be
noted that this view is supported (for the mostpart)in the "Monster
Book" but is not mentioned on this site(!).
Well, another Monster-type down...very few left to go...(I'm waiting
for an 'unstoppable force of nature'-type monster...but I doubt
we'll see it...budgetary reasons and so forth)
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[> Re: Faith and Hedorah (the Smog Monster): Monsters in the
same mold? -- Scroll, 09:33:08 02/11/02 Mon
That's an excellent comparison of Faith and Bart and Hedorah the
Smog Monster (though I have no idea who Hedorah is). I'm a Faith-sympathiser
so while I certainly still hold her responsible for all the evil
things she did, I think Buffy and especially Giles had a hand
in the way she turned out. If we assume Faith was called at age
15 like Buffy was, she would've only been 15 when her Watcher
was killed and she arrived in Sunnydale on the run. I don't know
what Watcher policy is on meeting the needs of Slayers but I doubt
Giles would've let Dawn at age 15 stay at a dingy motel the way
Faith was. How in the world did Faith pay for rent and food? Definite
neglect there.
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[> So, if Faith goes bad again sho