B is for Buffy,
Out on patrol.
C's for Cordelia,
Who's witty and mean;
D is for Dawn,
The new kid on the scene.
E is for Ethan,
Who loves Chaos and Chance;
F is for Faith,
In Black Leather Pants!
G's for the Gentlemen,
Killed by a sound;
H is for Harmony,
The girliest vamp around.
I's the Initiative,
Soldiers on the sly;
J is for Joyce,
Whose death made us cry.
K is for Kendra,
Who always wore a frown;
L is the Library,
Burned to the ground.
M is the Mayor,
Who gave Faith nifty toys;
N's Natalie French,
Who ate virginal boys.
O is for Oz
(The wolf, not the city);
P's Principal Snyder
Gobbled up without pity.
Q is the Quellar,
That slaughters the mad;
R is for Ripper,
A Watcher being bad.
S is for Spike,
Who knows he's Love's Bitch;
T is for Tara,
A sweet, gentle witch.
U's for the Undead,
Buffy's perennial foe;
V is for Vengeance,
That Anya used to do.
W is for Willow,
Hero on a dark path;
X is for Xander,
Always there with a laugh.
Y is for Young,
When your average Slayer dies,
And...
Z is a Zombie,
Which she's not. She's alive!
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