[an error occurred while processing this directive] Apocryphal Crossover I
Masquerade - October 28 2002

INT. COFFEE SHOP - DAY

Conor and Dawn sit at a table in the corner, contemplating their identity issues.

DAWN
My sister isn't really technically my sister.
Or maybe sometimes I wish she wasn't. But you know,
I'm not really human at all anyway. Well, I am now,
but I wasn't originally.

CONNOR:
Yeah, well, I am human, but my dad isn't.
Neither was my mom. I mean, how in the heck
did that happen?

DAWN:
brightening
Monks? It could have been monks.

CONNOR:
Maybe. But at least it only took four episodes
for people to find out how you got here. I've
been around for more than a year now, and I still
don't know. They're probably going to build a big
teen-aged identity story arc over the coming season
just so I can myself figure out!

DAWN:
You gotta love those teen-aged identity story arcs.

FADE TO BLACK.

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