Age: Is that Bronze or Iron?
AK-UK: Echolalia, misspelled.
Andy: slightly raggedy.
Anom: used to be aerets.
Anthony8: wanted to be Eve6, but it was taken.
Aquitaine: prefers bottled water, thank you.
Astar: but low in nicotine!
Airborne Apostate: Julian in the sky with diamonds.
Brian: Last name, Damage.
bible belt: Anti-Darwinian Suspenders.
Becky74: far too much woman for Anthony8.
boy mercury: in short pants and retrograde.
Boxdman: but Baytovan rulz.
Cactus Watcher: Pointless, but only in a figurative sense.
change: "Gimme two quarters, I'll give you three dimes."
Charlemagne20: sat next to Napoleon23 in basket-weaving class
celticross: pissed-off pict.
Chew-Lean: Han Solo's original sidekick.
cknight: the dark side of C++.
Cleanthes: "Starched, or just pressed?"
Coral Cat: at night, all felines are peach.
Cygnus: In hoc cygnus vinces!
cjc36: cheaper than freon
chuk_38: and his big brother bil_357
dark poet: "I'll wear black til they come up with something darker."
darrenK: the cosmetic line you've never heard of.
Dedalus: wax and feathers. or is that tar and feathers..?
DEN: down the hall from LR
Deeva: I can hit that note in one, uh, note.
dream of the consortium: 80's one-hit goth band
drizzt: more conditioner will take care of that!
Dariel: along with his other brother, Dariel.
Darrick: has a nice rig to it.
Duo: "Yeah, but the check's in the mail."
Dichotomy: "Hey, it was elective surgery."
D'Herblay: herbal ecstasy
Dreaded Dawn: "Sun comin' up, mon."
dy: skip It, and just Do Yourself.
Emcee003: trying to one-up Einstein.
Etoile: not quite chenille.
FanMan: "if only I had air conditioning..."
fresne: oh, like totally tubular...!
gds: "Yes, Pat, I'd like to buy a vowel."
grifter: everyone needs a hobby
Greta: the breadcrumbs were Hansa's idea.
Halcyon: couldn't afford prozac.
Helen: Last name, Wheels.
heywhynot: an accountant whose idea of a thrill is putting in a quarter...
and taking out two newspapers.
Humanitas: "Yeah, I like people. No, really."
Hazen: fraternity prank
Javoher: Javoher? I hardly know her.
Jazz: Zip's younger sibling.
Jarrod Harmier: real name, Bob Smith.
Jen C.: not quite Jen X, but young at heart.
Jack McCoy: Almost the real thing.
JoRus: Goo Goo Ga-joob.
John Burwood: real name, Herbert Finkelstein.
Kerri: ...me back to ol virginny.
kostadis roussos: "I prefer the term Russian Janitorial Engineer."
KoopaFanatic: ...if only to keep them from harming themselves.
Lady Starlight: The softer side of astrophysics.
Lampbane: effective against werelamps.
Lazarus: That's no excuse for being late for work.
Leaf: Eric's son.
Leora: just another 'Lion in the Sun'
Liquidram: Taurus, with Cancer rising.
Little One: actually six-foot-two.
little devil: currently ranked as The 29th Evil.
Lucifer Sponge: "One day I'll be satan's loofah. You'll see. I'm going
Lunarchickk: Pull your pants up, there's a cop.
Lurker Becoming Restless: chooses long alias due to minor inferiority complex
from having a one-syllable first name.
Lyra: the third Gershwin brother.
macadam: only 77% nut.
maddog: favorite show: 20/20.
Malandanza: kind of like "abracadabra," but different.
Manoon: say "man on the moon" ten times, really fast.
Marie: Real name, Nefaria DarkAmber.
marta: hello farta, here I am, at camp grenarta...
matching mole: and if you get three, you win a prize.
Masquerade: "who was that masked philosopher?"
Moose: First name: Vam.
Methodica: Heavy metal for bookkeepers
Mindtrekker: Join the Army, sweep your mindfield.
Mishka: bear with me, I'll think of something.
Morgane: suffers from headaches, hair loss, & a tendency to plot about
being queen of England.
tends to croon old Mommas & Papas songs at the dentist's office, but
translates them into latin first.
Nadya V: if you disagree, Shakya T.
Neaux: evil twin to Iuhss.
Newbie: Masquerade, in disguise.
Nina: has a stash of old
german punk rock vinyl tucked away in the back of the hallway closet,
behind the rolls of toilet tissue.
Olympia: Not everyone can be the Himalayas.
OnM: the Misspelled Buddhist
o: James Bond's
penjorgensen: Welsh Dane
purplegrrl: a devotee of the artist formerly known as an
unpronounceable symbol who was formerly known as the artist named Prince.
pocky: hanky not included.
Plain Jane: Plaid Jane on holidays.
Poppie: "I yam what I yam."
Rahael: one letter short of being an angel.
Rattletrap: drives an MG.
Rendyl: was aiming for Renfield but just couldn't groove on the bug-eating parts.
Reina: in winter, Snowa.
RichardX1: Crusader Bot.
Ryuei: Really? R YU one, too?
RabidHarpy: Do NOT piss this person off.
Rosenberg: still looking for Guildenstein.
robert: pigeon tartar.
rowan: ...as hard as she can.
Rufus: Latin for "professional shingler."
sasha: That's Mr. Cummberbund to you, buddy.
Shaglio: "The landlord says I can't rip it up, but I figure it goes with the
Scout: Boo Radley, come out and play!
Shiver: Frequently seen in company of Vishner and Brahmer.
SingedCat: Coral Cat, after making dinner.
Sheri: sweeter than Brandi.
sassette: step up from 8-trask.
spike lover: volleyball
Solitude1056: Sole over-achieving vanguard of the Norman Invasion.
Sebastian: British, definitely.
Slayrunt: card-carrying member of Petite Killers Inc
sollig: "It's my last six tiles, and yes, it really is a word!"
spotjon: sometimes only bleach will do the trick.
squireboy: not quite a knight. more like a late afternoon.
Simplicity: I'm seeing a pattern here.
Tanker: You're welcome.
The Godfather: Give him a pseudonym he can't refuse.
Traveler: real name:
Tillow: A lesser-known king of the Huns.|
thisbe: brought to you by Whamm-O (TM).
Umbriel: The patron saint of parasol manufacturers.
verdantheart: 1/3rd of an evil law firm who's a closet green thumb.
Victor Enfante: you'd be surprised how far a temper tantrum can get you.
VampRiley: favorite bumper sticker: "Keep On Suckin'"
Virgill Reality: sells condos in the ninth circle of Microsoft.
vampire hunter D: harbors a secret love of retro 80's.
voyageofbeagle: misanthropic traveller.
vulpes: A little penicillin will clear that up.
Voxpopuli: Woody Guthrie, when in Rome.
Wiccagrrl: Purplegrrl's evil twin.
Wilder: Even crazier than Oscar.
Whisper2aScream: This one goes to eleven.
WanderLost: Refuses to ask directions.
Wisewoman: used to be blonde, but defected.
zilla: The Atheist Destroyer of Tokyo
Zus: Suprm rulr of th havns